- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: ChippyMon
Captain Keyes is found alive...Frozen in carbonite!!!!!
Heh, it's always struck me how willingly that people believe that being frozen doesn't hurt you.
But actually, back on topic (heh).
-----Newsline------
EARTH:2552 Captain Keyes is now sold in markets around Earth in popsicle form. "Halo-pops" were a huge hit this summer, and the manufacturer sold out of the delicious treat.
"Pity we didn't find him in that chunk of delicious carbonite sooner", said Jack Frost, CEO.
[Edited on 12/15/2004 5:54:05 PM]