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Subject: Halo 3 Plot Twist

Finish The Fight

'07

Captain Keyes is found alive...Frozen in carbonite!!!!!

[Edited on 12/15/2004 7:36:51 AM]

  • 12.15.2004 7:36 AM PDT
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eeeerrrrr thats alode of CRAP cos the master chife put he's fist right througe he's flood head dumb ass

  • 12.15.2004 9:17 AM PDT
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Great grammar and spelling people. Keep up the good work :)

  • 12.15.2004 10:15 AM PDT

"My knee is bleeding, can I have a bandaid?" "Today its your knee, and in 10 years it'll be your wrists, why are you making this my problem?"

Do this again and I'll brand your ass with the banning prod

Posted by: whoop ass 101
Great grammar and spelling people. Keep up the good work :)

  • 12.15.2004 10:24 AM PDT
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Yeah, and

Introducing Star Wars VII ! !

Luke Skywalker wears MJOLNIR armor and takes out some alien scum!!

  • 12.15.2004 10:43 AM PDT
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Master Chief's DNA is combined with the Arbiter's DNA and the flood DNA to create a super chief!

  • 12.15.2004 11:33 AM PDT
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master cheif becomes an evil villian then arbiter becomes new good guy then die die die

  • 12.15.2004 11:38 AM PDT

"My knee is bleeding, can I have a bandaid?" "Today its your knee, and in 10 years it'll be your wrists, why are you making this my problem?"

Do this again and I'll brand your ass with the banning prod

MC will be hit in the head by a fist and dies, the fist is the new MC and has this cool fist armor.

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Posted by: DancesWithHogs
Master Chief's DNA is combined with the Arbiter's DNA and the flood DNA to create a super chief!

OR, it creates a MasterArbiter that makes gurgling noises.

  • 12.15.2004 11:46 AM PDT
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Everyone dies. Dun-dun-duuu!
Either that or we discover that The Flood actually are the good guys and forerunners where evil gnomes with giant hairy feet. Don't forget the curly hair, to put an extra twist on it.

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Posted by: heretic crusader
eeeerrrrr thats alode of CRAP cos the master chife put he's fist right througe he's flood head dumb ass


Congratulations, you don't know what humor is! Fine job on your typing skills, too. "Can form semi-comprehensible sentences" looks great on a resume for when you're applying for Janitor.



[Edited on 12/15/2004 3:55:55 PM]

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Posted by: nd2 LaZ
Everyone dies. Dun-dun-duuu!
Either that or we discover that The Flood actually are the good guys and forerunners where evil gnomes with giant hairy feet. Don't forget the curly hair, to put an extra twist on it.


Ba-dumm! PSHHHH!

(that was supposed to be a drumset)

  • 12.15.2004 3:55 PM PDT
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Look at this guys.

  • 12.15.2004 4:31 PM PDT
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god dam you are all morons!

  • 12.15.2004 5:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: Casey
Posted by: heretic crusader
eeeerrrrr thats alode of CRAP cos the master chife put he's fist right througe he's flood head dumb ass


Congratulations, you don't know what humor is! Fine job on your typing skills, too. "Can form semi-comprehensible sentences" looks great on a resume for when you're applying for Janitor.



ROTFL, oh thats hilarious!

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Posted by: ChippyMon
Captain Keyes is found alive...Frozen in carbonite!!!!!


Heh, it's always struck me how willingly that people believe that being frozen doesn't hurt you.

But actually, back on topic (heh).

-----Newsline------
EARTH:2552
Captain Keyes is now sold in markets around Earth in popsicle form. "Halo-pops" were a huge hit this summer, and the manufacturer sold out of the delicious treat.

"Pity we didn't find him in that chunk of delicious carbonite sooner", said Jack Frost, CEO.


[Edited on 12/15/2004 5:54:05 PM]

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The master chief is killed by the blue power ranger, cortana dies after giving all information on humans to the covenant. Then the flood starts building a space ship and fly to earth to kill the arbiter who is on halo having sex with camander keyes and Sgt. Johnson. Then 343 guilty spark maries penitnet tangent and hav ebabie light bulbs that crap out ice cream.

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Posted by: Rev
The master chief is killed by the blue power ranger, cortana dies after giving all information on humans to the covenant. Then the flood starts building a space ship and fly to earth to kill the arbiter who is on halo having sex with camander keyes and Sgt. Johnson. Then 343 guilty spark maries penitnet tangent and hav ebabie light bulbs that crap out ice cream.


He's finally snapped.

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Posted by: Rev
The master chief is killed by the blue power ranger, cortana dies after giving all information on humans to the covenant. Then the flood starts building a space ship and fly to earth to kill the arbiter who is on halo having sex with camander keyes and Sgt. Johnson. Then 343 guilty spark maries penitnet tangent and hav ebabie light bulbs that crap out ice cream.


Oh my God! It's true! I saw it on the internet! It's true!

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In reply to matt in a bubble

Holy crap how did that happen. That was in july??? the game wasn't anywhere close to being leaked then. That's pretty amazing

[Edited on 12/15/2004 6:23:35 PM]

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masterchief is actualy a hologram in a machine and him and cortona are married!

[Edited on 12/16/2004 10:44:49 AM]

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hay every one here who is taking the mick out of me because of my spelling can f**k them selve because im dysislexic so sod off

  • 12.16.2004 10:51 AM PDT
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Halo 2 has a good plot, but the storyline to Halo: Combat Evolved, was flawless. Bungie needs some new ideas if they want Halo 3 to be a success. I am still HIGHLY looking forward to seeing what bungie has in store for HALO 3

  • 12.17.2004 8:26 AM PDT