- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Grunt- " Mommy!!!!"
Marine- " Damn that was close! Uh, I think I soiled my pants sir. "
The next three are when the Chief dies.
Cortana, " Always rushing in without looking first again aren't we Chief? "
Cortana, " Can someone unplug me from this? We need to get moving. "
Cortana, " NOT AGAIN! " (This wouldn't work, but would be funny none the less.)