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Subject: Beep, beep, beep, beep...

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  • 12.16.2004 3:32 PM PDT
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When barbecuing veggie burgers, be sure to tie your long hair back. That will keep it away from the flames, you stupid hippie.

I'm a man with a fork in a world of soup.

nice.

but no.

  • 12.16.2004 3:34 PM PDT
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  • 12.16.2004 3:36 PM PDT
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Hi Xeroh, this is Mom. I'm just calling to wonder what you've been doing and if youve been keeping your Boot shined. Of course you have, thats my little girl!

  • 12.16.2004 3:37 PM PDT
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Screw you guys, I'm going home.

  • 12.16.2004 3:40 PM PDT
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"I heard that, jackass!"

  • 12.16.2004 4:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: flamechu
Screw you guys, I'm going home.

  • 12.16.2004 4:34 PM PDT
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Xeroh...I don't wan't to make you sad or anything but, uhh, you know that goldfish you let me borrow? For my science project...well something went a little bit wrong...and i don't think you will be seeing your goldfish again...at least, not the goldfish you remember.

  • 12.16.2004 5:01 PM PDT
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*BEEP*Um.. Hi. This is Josh. you..uh.. said we were gonna go out but you never showed. I've been emailing you but you never respond. Are you okay? Just wonderin'. Well.. call me..whenever. Bye. *BEEP*

  • 12.16.2004 5:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: Douglas Brown
*BEEP*Um.. Hi. This is Josh. you..uh.. said we were gonna go out but you never showed. I've been emailing you but you never respond. Are you okay? Just wonderin'. Well.. call me..whenever. Bye. *BEEP*

and by the way...was tossing me out the door an accident? Or were you mind controlled? I never could figure that out. BEEP

  • 12.16.2004 5:12 PM PDT
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hey, ummm, can i get you number?

(yes, i know, im not retarded)

  • 12.16.2004 5:15 PM PDT
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Hello...Hello?..Anybody there?

  • 12.16.2004 5:52 PM PDT
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BEEP "Hey its" BEEP BEEP "God damn answering machine cut me" BEEP BEEP "STUPID PIECE OF" BEEP BEEP "u need to fix ur answeing machine its being really" BEEP BEEP "ok im done calling you this is getting" BEEP BEEP "STOP IT!!!" BEEP

[Edited on 12/16/2004 6:06:32 PM]

  • 12.16.2004 6:05 PM PDT
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I know your there listning to this message........Pick up the phone!!!

  • 12.16.2004 6:06 PM PDT
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Hey why did you run away when i said hey to you at the mall?? You must have had something important to do cuz u were running really fast.

  • 12.16.2004 6:08 PM PDT
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*BEEP* This is Black Agent. Meet me at 0:100 hours behind the Shop-and-Go. Be prepared for your next mission You will recieve futher infromation once your destionation has been reached. Your answering machine will self-destruct in 5...4.. *BEEP*

  • 12.16.2004 6:08 PM PDT
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Yes? Hello! That's just too bad. This is Gnorn from talk radio WTFK. I wanted to tell you had a change of winning a kazillion dollars, if you answered the phone with the phrase "I am your mommy!" Oh-well, next candidate. BEEP!

  • 12.16.2004 6:21 PM PDT
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*BEEP* Hello miss Colt. This is John from big boots inc. I'd like to inform you that your size twelve with steel toe attachement has arrived. You may pick it up in the next 48 hours.*BEEP*

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  • 12.16.2004 6:59 PM PDT
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I think Xeroh should be judging these.

  • 12.16.2004 7:04 PM PDT
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**BEEP** um yes, hello? this is Chang from the... 'studio'. your por - 'pictures' are a week overdue and i was wondering if you were having se - brownies... with someone else. because i can understand... but we really need those pictures for play... uh... play... fun... yes... thats it, playfun.

  • 12.17.2004 11:20 AM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

*BEEP* *deep breathing* im watching you right now. *deep breaths* yeah, i can see you changing. *deep breaths* yeah take it off.........wait......no put it back on!!!! *puking sounds* *BEEP*

  • 12.17.2004 11:40 AM PDT
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Posted by: Nedus
*BEEP* *deep breathing* im watching you right now. *deep breaths* yeah, i can see you changing. *deep breaths* yeah take it off.........wait......no put it back on!!!! *puking sounds* *BEEP*

ewwww...

  • 12.17.2004 11:47 AM PDT
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"Hello Sampson, this is Sheila. Momma gone done got stuck in a well. You were the last person to have the lube....gonna need it back....,you know she's gonna be pissed off....damn she's always doin' this."

  • 12.17.2004 11:49 AM PDT

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