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Subject: Story about Shield of Meats origin.
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Basically some random story that i made up about how i made this name. Im still working on it but so far this is what i have. I also made a clan this name for anybody who cares.

Chapter 1: The Planting Of the Meat Tree

In the time of the dark ages lived a wasted battle site so named... Battle Creek. This place very devoid of life, once had SPARTAN soldiers fighting a useless war known to some as Red vs. Blue. Now all but destroyed, is a minuscule creek and two crumbling bases. Out of the ashes of this war arose a valiant being known to be called Shield of Meat and in Latino countries Escuda de Carne. Making his way around this abandoned front, he finds a mystical cave with unusual manuscripts carved into the wall. For years he has spent time in these caves learning, studying. Until one day the light shined upon him. He could see the world as if it were as pure as meat. And very unusual powers that had to do with meat and such. He went around this decelent waste land repairing, putting "holy" rocks on high cliffs, and planting what is now... The Holy Meat Tree. This tree filtered out the creek turning its very essence into meat droplets in water. And now to this very day God of Meat owns this very land.

Chapter 2: The Reformation of the Meat Shrine.

As he continues his struggles between maintaining the river and learning more about his new found power, The Holy Meat God runs into two beings one Red, the other an absurdly dirtyish tan color. The red not meaning any harm wished to join the Meat Shrine. The other... the other He went by the name El Chupacabre or in English speaking counties "The Goat Sucker". Meat didn’t want anything to do with this demon whom only weapon resembled a human skull. Though it did no harm he was still cautious. He accepted this "Red" soldiers pleas and lead him to the Meat River. He insisted that the soldier crouch down and remain still. Whipping out one of the holy tools of baptism he repeatedly cracked the back of the reds neck, snapping his vertebrae thus killing him. His body fell limp into the river with the Meat God floating there strenuously above him, revealing one of his new powers...


[Edited on 12/16/2004 7:09:27 PM]

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Does that story sound familiar. Very random indeed.

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Chapter 3: The Red Soldier is Revealed.

Waking up slung over a branch, this Red soldier is reborn a new. Now known as the apostle of The Meat God, or St Mystery Gelatin. He joins TMG in his quest to rid the world of any vegetarians/unholy ones. They developed new weapons, such as the Holy injection beam, which is used to dump pure meatness into their enemies thus making them easy to destroy. Other weapons used are the Meat Rocks and “The Holy Tool” which can only be obtained by only one person… The Meat God himself. This blade is used to cut foes into tiny meat driblets. Its radiance is so intense that it should only be used in dire situations or the wielder could risk becoming chop meat. Even the great Meat God could not hold its pureness for to long. After creating these extravagant weapons they were ready to take on any enemy… and that’s just what happened. One day in the Meat Creek an unholy presence was discovered by St Gelatin. He immediately went to inform Meat about this disruption. Unknowingly this would lead to a great war…

  • 12.16.2004 7:08 PM PDT