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Basically some random story that i made up about how i made this name. Im still working on it but so far this is what i have. I also made a clan this name for anybody who cares.
Chapter 1: The Planting Of the Meat Tree
In the time of the dark ages lived a wasted battle site so named... Battle Creek. This place very devoid of life, once had SPARTAN soldiers fighting a useless war known to some as Red vs. Blue. Now all but destroyed, is a minuscule creek and two crumbling bases. Out of the ashes of this war arose a valiant being known to be called Shield of Meat and in Latino countries Escuda de Carne. Making his way around this abandoned front, he finds a mystical cave with unusual manuscripts carved into the wall. For years he has spent time in these caves learning, studying. Until one day the light shined upon him. He could see the world as if it were as pure as meat. And very unusual powers that had to do with meat and such. He went around this decelent waste land repairing, putting "holy" rocks on high cliffs, and planting what is now... The Holy Meat Tree. This tree filtered out the creek turning its very essence into meat droplets in water. And now to this very day God of Meat owns this very land.
Chapter 2: The Reformation of the Meat Shrine.
As he continues his struggles between maintaining the river and learning more about his new found power, The Holy Meat God runs into two beings one Red, the other an absurdly dirtyish tan color. The red not meaning any harm wished to join the Meat Shrine. The other... the other He went by the name El Chupacabre or in English speaking counties "The Goat Sucker". Meat didn’t want anything to do with this demon whom only weapon resembled a human skull. Though it did no harm he was still cautious. He accepted this "Red" soldiers pleas and lead him to the Meat River. He insisted that the soldier crouch down and remain still. Whipping out one of the holy tools of baptism he repeatedly cracked the back of the reds neck, snapping his vertebrae thus killing him. His body fell limp into the river with the Meat God floating there strenuously above him, revealing one of his new powers...
[Edited on 12/16/2004 7:09:27 PM]