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Subject: First B.net Pollyanna Game!

This is simple. Here's an example:

Good news: You're flying in an aeroplane
Bad news: the pilot's drunk and has thrown the plane into a stall
Good News: you managed to bail out in time
Bad News: your parachute didn't launch
Good News: you land safely in a lake
Bad News: the lake is shark infested
Good News: a boat picks you up in time
Bad News: it's a pirate ship


etc.

I'll start.

Good news: It's a beautiful summer day.

- Reiginko

  • 12.16.2004 7:25 PM PDT
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Good news: Recon drives the attackers off with "yo mama" jokes.

[Edited on 12/16/2004 7:30:48 PM]

  • 12.16.2004 7:29 PM PDT
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Bad News: no bullets

  • 12.16.2004 7:30 PM PDT
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Good news: You've got the lesson bat.

[Edited on 12/16/2004 7:49:23 PM]

  • 12.16.2004 7:40 PM PDT

I hate everything, but it's not my fault.

Bad News: You accidentally dropped it, and it broke.

  • 12.16.2004 7:59 PM PDT
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Good news: You always carry a spare bottle of super glue with you!

[Edited on 12/16/2004 8:02:02 PM]

  • 12.16.2004 8:00 PM PDT
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Bad news: You accidentaly superglue yourself to the bullets you find.

  • 12.16.2004 8:05 PM PDT
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Good news: Bullet jewelry is "in" this winter.

  • 12.16.2004 8:15 PM PDT
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Bad news: Winter somehow just turned in to summer.

  • 12.16.2004 8:20 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Nevermind.

[Edited on 12/16/2004 8:21:58 PM]

  • 12.16.2004 8:21 PM PDT
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Good news: bullets are still "in"--you can now get killed in style!

  • 12.16.2004 8:47 PM PDT
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bad news- a dog bites your leg off

good news- i some how transport there

  • 12.16.2004 8:55 PM PDT
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Bad news - Your arm didn't transport with you.

  • 12.16.2004 9:39 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Good News: The blood loss numbs the pain.

Bad News: You're still bleeding.

Good News: You know first aid.

Bad News: You have no bandages.

  • 12.16.2004 9:54 PM PDT
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Un Gato's a cheater.

Good news: *Insert car insurance slogan here*

No, really.

Good news: You got a raise!

  • 12.16.2004 9:57 PM PDT
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Bad news: Your wife will soon find out.

  • 12.16.2004 10:09 PM PDT
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I suppose I walked right into that one.

  • 12.16.2004 10:10 PM PDT
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Of course.

  • 12.16.2004 10:11 PM PDT
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Good news: She's on a vacation.

  • 12.16.2004 10:16 PM PDT
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Bad news: With your friend. *wink*

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  • 12.16.2004 10:20 PM PDT
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Good news: You had a bomb implanted inside your friend incase this ever happened.

  • 12.16.2004 10:24 PM PDT
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Bad news: You've lost the remote to detonate.

  • 12.16.2004 10:27 PM PDT
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Good news: You've found the T.V. remote.

  • 12.16.2004 10:33 PM PDT
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good news: your friend got lost on a desert island

  • 12.16.2004 10:35 PM PDT