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I proof-read this post at least twice. I suggest you do the same so you don't look like a moron."Then, on the 14th of September 3866, the 7th company of the Presian army, which had been posted in Cuîrt one week beforehand, crossed the Perdané into Ulastap and captured the city of Reiginkø on the other side of the river. This dashed all hopes of reaching a peaceful solution in the North-East.”
This is simple. Here's an example:Good news: You're flying in an aeroplaneBad news: the pilot's drunk and has thrown the plane into a stall Good News: you managed to bail out in time Bad News: your parachute didn't launch Good News: you land safely in a lake Bad News: the lake is shark infested Good News: a boat picks you up in time Bad News: it's a pirate ship etc.I'll start.Good news: It's a beautiful summer day. - Reiginko
Good news: Recon drives the attackers off with "yo mama" jokes.[Edited on 12/16/2004 7:30:48 PM]
Bad News: no bullets
Good news: You've got the lesson bat.[Edited on 12/16/2004 7:49:23 PM]
I hate everything, but it's not my fault.
Bad News: You accidentally dropped it, and it broke.
Good news: You always carry a spare bottle of super glue with you![Edited on 12/16/2004 8:02:02 PM]
Bad news: You accidentaly superglue yourself to the bullets you find.
Good news: Bullet jewelry is "in" this winter.
Bad news: Winter somehow just turned in to summer.
Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:1. Trolls will always be well fed.2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.
Nevermind.[Edited on 12/16/2004 8:21:58 PM]
Good news: bullets are still "in"--you can now get killed in style!
bad news- a dog bites your leg offgood news- i some how transport there
Bad news - Your arm didn't transport with you.
We’ve watched while the stars burned Out, and creation played in reverse.The Universe freezing in half-light.Once I thought to escape.To end a master, step out of the Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,A hybrid, elusive destroyer.This is the one mystery I have not solved.The only element unaccounted for.
Good News: The blood loss numbs the pain.Bad News: You're still bleeding.Good News: You know first aid.Bad News: You have no bandages.
Un Gato's a cheater.Good news: *Insert car insurance slogan here*No, really.Good news: You got a raise!
Bad news: Your wife will soon find out.
I suppose I walked right into that one.
Of course.
Good news: She's on a vacation.
Bad news: With your friend. *wink*[Edited on 12/16/2004 10:22:12 PM]
Good news: You had a bomb implanted inside your friend incase this ever happened.
Bad news: You've lost the remote to detonate.
Good news: You've found the T.V. remote.
good news: your friend got lost on a desert island