Off Topic: The Flood
This topic has moved here: Subject: First B.net Pollyanna Game!
  • Subject: First B.net Pollyanna Game!
Subject: First B.net Pollyanna Game!
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

bad news: the dog farts

  • 12.23.2004 9:29 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

good news: you die...wait ok not good news

actual good news: you respawn in the Halo univerce next to an elite... wait ah screw it

  • 12.23.2004 9:39 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

bad news: the halo universe is experience tons of lag

  • 12.23.2004 9:43 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

good news: your especially trained for lag

  • 12.23.2004 9:52 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

bad news: you were spawn killed

  • 12.23.2004 9:54 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

good news: you respawn at the playboy mansion...... check that really good news

  • 12.23.2004 9:57 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

bad news: your -blam!-

  • 12.23.2004 10:11 AM PDT

Hail the SI. Keep It Clean

Good news: Theres guys around wearing Speedos.

  • 12.23.2004 10:15 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

bad news: there fat and old

  • 12.23.2004 10:39 AM PDT

Hail the SI. Keep It Clean

Good News: Your still -blam!-, and don't care!

  • 12.23.2004 10:40 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Bad news: lots of other people care that you're -blam!-.

  • 12.23.2004 10:43 AM PDT

Hail the SI. Keep It Clean

Good news: You don't care!

  • 12.23.2004 10:46 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Bad News: You should have

  • 12.23.2004 10:50 AM PDT

Hail the SI. Keep It Clean

Good News: Your brain doesn't work right so you don't.

  • 12.23.2004 11:01 AM PDT

Hail the SI. Keep It Clean

Bad News: Your so dumb you can't think so you die.

  • 12.23.2004 12:14 PM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

good news: you respawn strait... for once

(do you know how many times this person has gone -blam!-)

[Edited on 12/23/2004 1:07:14 PM]

  • 12.23.2004 1:07 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

bad news: you respawn into a field of rabid ninjas

  • 12.23.2004 2:00 PM PDT
  • gamertag: Lt Pat
  • user homepage:

"Immersion is playing Half-Life and not noticing your house is burning down."- Paul Barnett

The most awesome thing ever!

Good News: The ninjas burst into flames.

  • 12.23.2004 2:20 PM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

nvm

[Edited on 12/23/2004 2:22:47 PM]

  • 12.23.2004 2:20 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

bad news:you burst into falmes too

  • 12.23.2004 2:21 PM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

good news: your still alive...wait

  • 12.23.2004 2:23 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Bad news: Their leader has water.

  • 12.23.2004 2:26 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Good news: When he bursts into flames he spills it all on you.

  • 12.23.2004 3:11 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Bad news: your allergic to water......... wait is that possible.

  • 12.23.2004 4:56 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

While the wicked stand surrounded, Call me, with thy saints surrounded.

Me
Me again

Good news: you recover fast

  • 12.23.2004 5:08 PM PDT