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bad news: the dog farts
Posted by: ferretPosted by: halodev1Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.flood control got my AK!!
good news: you die...wait ok not good newsactual good news: you respawn in the Halo univerce next to an elite... wait ah screw it
bad news: the halo universe is experience tons of lag
good news: your especially trained for lag
bad news: you were spawn killed
good news: you respawn at the playboy mansion...... check that really good news
bad news: your -blam!-
Hail the SI. Keep It Clean
Good news: Theres guys around wearing Speedos.
bad news: there fat and old
Good News: Your still -blam!-, and don't care!
Bad news: lots of other people care that you're -blam!-.
Good news: You don't care!
Bad News: You should have
Good News: Your brain doesn't work right so you don't.
Bad News: Your so dumb you can't think so you die.
good news: you respawn strait... for once (do you know how many times this person has gone -blam!-)[Edited on 12/23/2004 1:07:14 PM]
bad news: you respawn into a field of rabid ninjas
"Immersion is playing Half-Life and not noticing your house is burning down."- Paul Barnett The most awesome thing ever!
Good News: The ninjas burst into flames.
nvm[Edited on 12/23/2004 2:22:47 PM]
bad news:you burst into falmes too
good news: your still alive...wait
Bad news: Their leader has water.
It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.
Good news: When he bursts into flames he spills it all on you.
Bad news: your allergic to water......... wait is that possible.
While the wicked stand surrounded, Call me, with thy saints surrounded.Me Me again
Good news: you recover fast