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Good News: WHY??
Bad news: no one understands why. You fell so misunderstood.
Good News: You don't know why because your brain doesn't work!
Bad news: since it doesn't work, your heart stops beating and your lungs stop working.
Good News: You Respawn into a cage with Jackles.... OH Wait.
Bad news: the cage disappears and it turns out that you'd been suspened over a bed of hot lava and diseases
Uh Oh.Good News: You can withstand intense heat.
Bad news: you aren't imune to diseaeses
Good News: You have a cure for diseaeses.
bad news: you left it in your other pants.
Good news: You're wearing your other pants.
Bad news: they look stupid and some kids beat you up for looking dumb.
Good news: The diseases only give you a mild cough.
Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.
Bad news: The doctor's bill puts you seven million dollars in debt.
Good News: You still have your dashing good looks.
That's right. My plumage is brighter than yours.
Bad News: you lose your house
Good News: You win the lottery.
Posted by: ferretPosted by: halodev1Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.flood control got my AK!!
bad news: I cant see any bad news to what I'm about to add...good news: you get sent to the playboy mansion and your NOT -blam!-... YEA
bad news: you respawn as carmen electramore bad news: your still with Dennis Rodmen
very worst possible news: he just took 7 viagra pills an hour ago
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Good News - You're wearing your UltraLux Chastity belt and it is still in perfect working order.
Bad news: Dennis Rodmen with 7 viagra pills > UltraLux Chastity belt
Good News : You come up with an idea to get him disinterested and say - "Baby, I got the Hiv..."Bad News : He says that's OK, he does too.