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I'll be on my own side.
ah i see. youre typing rather coherently for not being sober,which is good news. just got back from a party or something?
bad news: its rat poison
good news:the rat poison gets you high
good news: you aren't a rat.
bad news: you dieis this the end?
good news:your reincarnated back to life.
bad news: You die because they mess up.
good news: your in heaven sourounded by hot chicks
bad news:it turns out you were just hullucintating from the rat poison and you find yourself sleeping on the street next to a crazy hobo
It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.
Good news: The hobo dies and you steal his booze[Edited on 12/20/2004 5:14:31 PM]
Bad news: he backwashed in his booze.
Good news: The guys you sold it to don't know that
Bad news: They will.
Good news: You'll be long gone by then...suckers!
Bad news: You gave them your home address in case they wanted to buy more.
good news: you moved
Bad news: You moved into prison because the fuzz thought you killed the Hobo.
Good News: You know the Warden
Bad news: the warden knows you
Good news: you get out
good news:the warden just had a heart attack
Bad news: but not before...well, you know what goes on in prison.
good news: You pick the soap up in time
Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.
Bad news: You drop in againGood news: You're in a womens prison