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Posted by: ferretPosted by: halodev1Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.flood control got my AK!!
bad news: she killes youmore bad news: you wind up in the bed with Chandler form friends[Edited on 12/22/2004 6:12:40 AM]
Good News: you're the best piece of ass he's ever had, and he pays you accordingly.
Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.
Bad news: He pays with Monopoly money.
Good news: the bank turns it into real money
Bad news: It is Iranian money
good news: your in Iran
Bad news: You get your hands and feet cut off in Iran.
good news: look ma no hands!
It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.
Bad news: Your mom gets a heart attack from seeing you with no hands and dies
good news: she was your evil step mom hey pink want to do the flood thing again its still there
Bad News: She ate your real mom .
good news: she didnt taste to good and she threw up your real mom
Bad News: now your mom is scattered on the floor in little bite-sized morsels.
good news: now you don't have to feed your dog
bad news:your dog got hungry so he ate you
Hail the SI. Keep It Clean
good news: YOur dog died.Bad news: Your still in the dog.
good news:your still alive
bad news: your castrated
good news: you die of starvation and come back riencarnated as Bill Gates
bad news: microsoft went under, your broke
Good news: You still have your dog.[Edited on 12/23/2004 7:46:01 AM]
bad news: your dog is still hungry
good news: you have a shotgun hehehe
bad news: it has a bullet proof vest on
good news: its broken