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Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

bad news: she killes you

more bad news: you wind up in the bed with Chandler form friends

[Edited on 12/22/2004 6:12:40 AM]

  • 12.22.2004 5:57 AM PDT
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Good News: you're the best piece of ass he's ever had, and he pays you accordingly.

  • 12.22.2004 9:21 AM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Bad news: He pays with Monopoly money.

  • 12.22.2004 9:22 AM PDT
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Good news: the bank turns it into real money

  • 12.22.2004 10:17 AM PDT
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Bad news: It is Iranian money

  • 12.22.2004 10:17 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

good news: your in Iran

  • 12.22.2004 10:19 AM PDT
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Bad news: You get your hands and feet cut off in Iran.

  • 12.22.2004 10:21 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

good news: look ma no hands!

  • 12.22.2004 10:25 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Bad news: Your mom gets a heart attack from seeing you with no hands and dies

  • 12.22.2004 11:31 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

good news: she was your evil step mom

hey pink want to do the flood thing again its still there

  • 12.22.2004 11:42 AM PDT
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Bad News: She ate your real mom .

  • 12.22.2004 12:10 PM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

good news: she didnt taste to good and she threw up your real mom

  • 12.22.2004 12:24 PM PDT
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Bad News: now your mom is scattered on the floor in little bite-sized morsels.

  • 12.22.2004 12:29 PM PDT
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good news: now you don't have to feed your dog

  • 12.22.2004 12:33 PM PDT
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bad news:your dog got hungry so he ate you

  • 12.22.2004 1:05 PM PDT

Hail the SI. Keep It Clean

good news: YOur dog died.

Bad news: Your still in the dog.

  • 12.22.2004 1:07 PM PDT
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good news:your still alive

  • 12.22.2004 1:13 PM PDT
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bad news: your castrated

  • 12.23.2004 7:17 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

good news: you die of starvation and come back riencarnated as Bill Gates

  • 12.23.2004 7:31 AM PDT
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bad news: microsoft went under, your broke

  • 12.23.2004 7:38 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

Good news: You still have your dog.

[Edited on 12/23/2004 7:46:01 AM]

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bad news: your dog is still hungry

  • 12.23.2004 7:52 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

good news: you have a shotgun hehehe

  • 12.23.2004 8:33 AM PDT
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bad news: it has a bullet proof vest on

  • 12.23.2004 8:43 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

good news: its broken

  • 12.23.2004 8:46 AM PDT