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Bad News: The dog chewed up the TV remote
Posted by: DrummDragonGood news: You've found the T.V. remote.bad news: its the old cable t.v. remote that you had before you ran out of money.
Posted by: DrummDragonGood news: You've found the T.V. remote.Bad news: Instead of seeing your wife and friend blown to smithereens, you're now stuck watching FOX.
good news: a new episode of the simpsons may finnaly show
- Mike
Bad news: There showing it on Spice tv.
Good news: You found a beer under the couch.
Bad news: It's on fire.I couldn't think of anything.
Posted by: KayJayGood news: You found a beer under the couch.Bad news: Its empty
good news: you have got refills.
Good news: I just woke up.
Posted by: PsychedGood news: I just woke up.Bad news: You forgot to put close on!
Posted by: antiherosk8erPosted by: PsychedGood news: I just woke up.Bad news: You forgot to put close on!Good news: all your window curtins are closed.bad News: you left the webcam on!
Good news: You get emails from random "hot girls" on the internet commenting on your manhood.Bad news: Half of them turn out to be creepy, middle-aged men.[Edited on 12/17/2004 5:45:20 PM]
The Red Barron Lives This Day On The Thing You Know as The World Wide Web..."His true age was unknown, but in general world weariness and cynicism- a kind of carbon dating system for age; he was about seven thousand years old."¤´¨) ¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·`Banshee Barron
Good news: You're -blam!-.
Good News: Forget I said that.
Bad news: You've got horrible taste in clothes and interior decorating.
Bad news: The term "flaming homose xual" actually literally applies you, so you're actually on fire.Good news: You're not -blam!- anymore.[Edited on 12/17/2004 5:56:10 PM]
Bad News: You're dead.[Edited on 12/17/2004 5:56:22 PM]
Good news: You came back to life.
Bad news: You've been reincarnated as John Ashcroft.
Good news: just kidding!
Good news: You finally went pee.
Bad news: you have a bladar infection.
The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea! --New official U.S. motto.Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game
Posted by: gamertag xeros5Bad news: you have a bladar infection.Good news: You gave it to your wife, so your "friend" now has it.