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Thats Right I Was Banned For Watching The Webcams Too Much!Combat Arms - X647"He who'd walk a mile just to hold an empty hand, knows what it means to be a wealthy man."
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Here

straight from the bungie site :P

  • 11.09.2007 2:27 PM PDT

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That picture has been around for a long time..

And it's unfair to say "Drunk again", because he's really constantly in a continuous state of intoxication.

  • 11.09.2007 2:39 PM PDT

Thats Right I Was Banned For Watching The Webcams Too Much!Combat Arms - X647"He who'd walk a mile just to hold an empty hand, knows what it means to be a wealthy man."
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Posted by: SS_Zag1
That picture has been around for a long time..

And it's unfair to say "Drunk again", because he's really constantly in a continuous state of intoxication.


true....but that means its never gonna get fixed....

  • 11.09.2007 2:40 PM PDT

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Posted by: Nosferatu_Soldy
Wtf. That Continuous wasn't needed.
<_<

No, it was.

  • 11.09.2007 3:09 PM PDT

I'm not that active, but never dead.

Even when he's sober he's drunk. In fact, it's too the point where he drinks water to get drunk. His body has adapted to alcohol so much.

-Alex >_>

  • 11.09.2007 4:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: Primum Agmen
A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


Achronos

Joe Staten

The webmaster, according to bungie.net, is a gorilla.
Achronos is bungie.net's overlord.
Therefore Achronos is a gorilla.

Is my logic correct?

  • 11.09.2007 8:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: Yuke
The webmaster, according to bungie.net, is a gorilla.
Achronos is bungie.net's overlord.
Therefore Achronos is a gorilla.

Is my logic correct?

Gorilla suit.

  • 11.09.2007 9:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: Yuke
The webmaster, according to bungie.net, is a gorilla.
Achronos is bungie.net's overlord.
Therefore Achronos is a gorilla.

Is my logic correct?
Achronos isn't the webmaster. Though with the title of "Overlord", it is misleading, I know this; I fell to that confusion myself until he told me that I was incorrect about his position.

Instead, Achronos seems to be the front-line representative of the web team. Obviously I don't know the details of what he does, except run the show 'round here. I am sure he, if he so chose, could clarify better than anyone.

EDIT: oh, and speaking of the webmaster, I think they should have put a Brute into one of the Halo games that resembles his self-perceived image on Bungie.Net, yellow hat and drunken swagger included. Only on Legendary, though, of course.

[Edited on 11.09.2007 9:32 PM PST]

  • 11.09.2007 9:28 PM PDT
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ಠ_ಠ

Blood? In my alcohol stream?

It's more likely than you think.

  • 11.09.2007 9:33 PM PDT

yoo•zel- ('yoo-zhul): slang: vb.

Officium quod Fidelitas.

That one time... we went to the bar...

And I ended up in East Africa...

Whoa...

  • 11.10.2007 12:30 AM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

Posted by: Yoozel
That one time... we went to the bar...

And I ended up in East Africa...

Whoa...


You probably drink more than the Webmaster does.

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Posted by: Nedus
Posted by: Yoozel
That one time... we went to the bar...

And I ended up in East Africa...

Whoa...


You probably drink more than the Webmaster does.
Fifty percent blood-alcohol level isn't achievable by human beings.

  • 11.10.2007 1:16 AM PDT
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I'd like to take this opportunity to perpetuate the rumour that Achronos once had the user ID of 2, and that he manually changed it to 1.
H4x

  • 11.10.2007 3:32 AM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

That's nothing. The webmaster usually gets so drunk that he can't even upload pics, or data or anything aside from naked pictures of...things. Although I hear he usually just vomits all over his keyboard and random things happen because of it. Perhaps Achronos programmed his keyboard to do things based on the contents of the afore mentioned vomit.

As in; 5% something that's non-alcoholic=a new bunch of letters. That would explain why he takes so much time in between posting them, because how often does his "partying" result in less than a.998 BAL? Although, there are those "research trips" he likes to take as well. Who knows what he's really up to? Only The Soul knows, but he's too busy being hawt/mean to tell us about it.

I guess since Yoozel is still in that protruded drinking contest with him, somewhere inside, Yoozel knows the Webmaster's true motivations, but he's obviousily too sauced to remember them.

[Edited on 11.11.2007 12:29 AM PST]

  • 11.10.2007 12:55 PM PDT

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Just a clarification here, but if my memory serves, the Webmaster isn't a gorilla. He's some dude in a gorilla suit who is occasionally sober enough to write things, typically after taking an extremely long "research trip" to the bathroom.

  • 11.10.2007 2:16 PM PDT

Thats Right I Was Banned For Watching The Webcams Too Much!Combat Arms - X647"He who'd walk a mile just to hold an empty hand, knows what it means to be a wealthy man."
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The stories of his drinking and....excrements are enough to make the strongest gut turn.
Webmaster
"Right now, when burped, I produce a pleasant foam, redolent of malt liquor and bananas. Perfumers from some of the world’s most respected couture houses have been, if you’ll pardon the pun, “sniffing around."

  • 11.10.2007 6:18 PM PDT