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Subject: B.Net Herecy: Part 3

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: MCs Brother

Well, being blacklisted sucks. But it gave me plenty of time to write the ending to the Herecy trilogy. Hope ya like it.

Note to mods: If my posting this thru un gato is a violation of the rules, take it out on me. Not un gato. My idea. Not his. Punish MCs Brother. Not un gato. I think you get the idea.

Actually, I was the one who first suggested it.

..........................................................



"I'm in. So how would you like me to start?"
The force known as Achronos began to tell me his lengthy plan. It was risky, dangerous and hard hitting. I liked it.
"You will find him in New Mombasa. He has proclaimed himself ruler of b.net and has amassed a large army of haters, spammers and flamers. He has already taken The Septagon and his next target is The Flood. You may want to recruit more members."
"I have just the person in mind" came my mysterious reply.

I knocked on the door of Atsumi's profile, hoping to get a quick reply. She answered within two minutes.
"What is it?"
"Is Markham around? I need his help."
"No. He's left the site til Shishka is caught. You caught me in the process of leaving too. If you're looking for help try Pink Menace."

"Pink you in there?" I said as I opened the link to his grammar thread.
"Go away! He'll find me!"
"Pink it's us. We need help. We're going to catch Shishka."
"I'm not helping! He'll blacklist me!"
I left the thread before things got ugly.
"I've never seen Menace so scared before" Tanikaze shakily replied.
"Guys, it looks like were on our own. Tanikaze, Casey, Toast, un gato, Recon you guys up to this?" I asked.
But before anyone could say anything someone walked toward us. He looked familiar and had an air of authority around himself.
"I believe I can help as well" said Banshee Barron.
"Ah, Barron. Done searching for the yellow banshee?"
"Funny. As usual, MC's Bro, your humor merely shows how scared you are."
"..........whatever. Let's go."

As the newly modded Recon as our guide, we strode into the wasteland known as New Mombasa. It wasn't hard to find Shishka. The large army of haters gave him away.
"Wow, Shishka. Got yourself quite an army here. Planning a tea party?" was Recon's witty challenge.
"Silence, fools! I shall destroy you in one fatal blow. But first I shall demonstrate my wrath on the prodigy you call Tanikaze. DIE!"
From nowhere, a band of flaming ninjas descended on Tanikaze. I tried to yell, but it was no good. So I made up my mind. I jumped in their way.

"Uhhh. What the hell happened?"
I woke up in the Flapping Shenanigan, Maka's group, in a daze and not sure what had hit me.
"You took quite a beating. Two perma-bans and an entire forums worth of flames. Took Maka and Achronos to bring you back." Recon explained.
"Did we get him? Did we capture Shishka?"
"Yeah we got him. Or actually Banshee got him. Logic problem distracted him long enough for Achronos to blacklist him. He's fine now. Turns out he had stopped playing Halo 2."
"My god! No wonder he went mad!"
Achronos strode over just then.
"Well, normally I'd thank you but then I wouldn't be Achronos. You did your job, detective. You and your deputies shall be rewarded."
"I take it that this isn't gonna be the last time I have to take someone down?"
"We'll see detective. We'll see......."


[Edited on 12/16/2004 9:50:36 PM]

  • 12.16.2004 9:49 PM PDT
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quite amusing indeed

  • 12.16.2004 9:55 PM PDT
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Hooray for me not dieing! Tell MCs Brother I said good job.

  • 12.16.2004 9:56 PM PDT
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Nice.

  • 12.16.2004 10:01 PM PDT
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Can we see the first 2 parts?

It seems very hilarious. Lol... would Shiska go bad?

Can I have a cameo? :)

  • 12.16.2004 10:01 PM PDT
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Most interesting...where can we find Part 1 and Part 2?

Five bucks says all the mods go rampant...You can only have so much absolute power before your mind begins to bend backward...

  • 12.16.2004 10:25 PM PDT
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Quite good indeed. Nicely done.

  • 12.16.2004 10:28 PM PDT
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Very nice (can I be in the next one, Return of Shishka?...please)

  • 12.16.2004 10:37 PM PDT
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Is that where MCs Brother finds out that Shishka is actually his father?

  • 12.16.2004 10:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: TRUE BEAST
Is that where MCs Brother finds out that Shishka is actually his father?


I don't think MCs Brother wants to write about his hand getting cut off.

But if you do a parody of Empire Strikes Back, I want to be Lando.

  • 12.16.2004 10:43 PM PDT
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If that happens, I wanna be Boba.

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- Mike

that was amuzing

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Posted by: TRUE BEAST
If that happens, I wanna be Boba.


Fine. You get two lines.

  • 12.16.2004 10:48 PM PDT
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And, a bucket for a helmet.

  • 12.16.2004 10:50 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: TRUE BEAST
Is that where MCs Brother finds out that Shishka is actually his father?

Posted by: MCs Brother
Noooo! It's not true! You're lying! <jumps off ledge> Ow.

tell them that i'll be back on the 18th and to expect a thread with the original story plus the Herecy Trilogy around the time that I get back.
Ignore me. I'm just the middleman.

[Edited on 12/17/2004 3:56:23 PM]

  • 12.17.2004 3:54 PM PDT
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I guess they never caught his henchman Halifax...dun dun dun.

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Nice, Bad shishka... isn't he always?

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Moderator Notice: This user has been blacklisted from this forum. Until the user is removed from the blacklist, all posts this user has made have been hidden, and all topics created by this user have been censored.

That's awesome.

Edit:
What is it?


[Edited on 12/17/2004 4:03:55 PM]

  • 12.17.2004 4:03 PM PDT

No, actually I killed Shishka with a World of Warcraft question.

...or I wouldn't let a old joke die. Probably the latter rather than the former.

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I wasn't in it! *tear*. Great job. And everybody, in case you didn't catch it, MCs Bro's trip to Ban-Ban land has been shortened until tommorrow by Stosh. So expect to see him around.

Next up is Achronos going mad...

  • 12.17.2004 4:13 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: Halifax
I guess they never caught his henchman Halifax...dun dun dun.

You're already dead.

  • 12.17.2004 4:29 PM PDT
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nice and funny. Tell mc's bro I said i liked it, and if he plans a sequal let me be in it :)

  • 12.17.2004 5:04 PM PDT
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nice one, can I be in an upcoming B.Net epsiode, and can I not run away like a coward.

  • 12.17.2004 5:12 PM PDT
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Hey can I be in one? I could be some crazy guy with a speech inpediment, you know "lellow" not "yellow".

  • 12.17.2004 5:28 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: pudgypenquin
nice one, can I be in an upcoming B.Net epsiode, and can I not run away like a coward.

What about death; would that work?

  • 12.17.2004 5:28 PM PDT

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