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Subject: What is the funniest thing youve heard a marine say?
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i was ramming warthogs with marines inside and one said "i think im gonna be sick" and that was 1 year that i have had halo and i just heard that 1 LOL

  • 06.06.2004 7:40 PM PDT
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Do I owe you money? and WE ARE FUBAR!!!!

  • 06.15.2004 6:45 PM PDT
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"I'm too pretty to die!" (Sergeant Johnson) and (Marine walks up to dead elite) "Hey mate, this looks like your sister." Other Marine replies "Shutup, dick"

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  • 06.15.2004 6:58 PM PDT
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A marine was inspecting a dead marine and he says "Why couldn't it have been me!?" Only to be shot a couple of seconds after that.

  • 06.15.2004 7:06 PM PDT
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A marine goes up to a dead grunt and says "holy -blam!- there blood is purple" and another guy says "no -blam!- sherloc"

  • 06.15.2004 7:41 PM PDT
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"what the hell happned?" Or i swear i hear the australian guy say "Crikey!"

  • 06.15.2004 7:50 PM PDT
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On Halo when you get to the first bunker... place... I was getting raped by covies on ledgendary (back in the day when i too, was a Halo n00b... *sigh**muses*) one of the marines so eloquently described his dlillema:

"Man, I picked a bad day to quit smoking."

  • 06.15.2004 7:57 PM PDT
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Marine: Get up so I can kill you again.

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  • 06.15.2004 8:07 PM PDT
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This one takes three marines to do it.

Marine 1: What? No Covenant! Guess nobody is home.
Then enter the Covenant.
Marine 2: No Covenant. (mockingly)
Marine 3: You just had to open your mouth.

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  • 06.15.2004 8:10 PM PDT
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Once when I was playing SC, I tried to drive a worthog into the into the door that gets locked. It closed on the tip of the hog which made it stay in the air. Sargent Johnsen was my gunner, and he said "This dosn't look good, someone call Captian Keys and tell what happend." Then the hog started shacking violently and for some reason Sargent Johnsen yelled, "Someone get Cortana out of his head!!!!"

  • 06.15.2004 9:52 PM PDT
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I like this one, but it is better when the Sarge says it

  • 06.16.2004 12:29 AM PDT
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hehehe this one is the best i heard the mexican marine after killing a covie

"sit down cabron"

and

"pinche cabron" when in battle

  • 06.16.2004 1:51 AM PDT
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i just heard this one the other day its when two marines and its when thy first see you

Marine 1:wow hes taller than i imagined
Marine 2:and more handsome

  • 06.18.2004 7:57 PM PDT
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I swear to god i heard the Australian guy say "notify the Mexicans, their next!"

  • 06.18.2004 8:27 PM PDT
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I heard that two but the Australian said '' REMIND THE MEXICANS, THEIR NEXT''. not notify.

  • 06.19.2004 12:37 AM PDT
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How abut sniping an elete from miles away.
Marine: Hey, you stole my kill!
I don't think so mate.

  • 06.19.2004 6:58 AM PDT
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"Come back to class so i can school you again!"

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"AAA! GET IT OFF ME!!!!"

My favorite is parking a warthog full of marines with the passenger seat leaning over a cliff, then jumping on top and hitting X so the marine jumps out. "Let's kick some ass!" followed by "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

  • 06.19.2004 7:11 AM PDT
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LMAO i was playing SC, and i was at the beginning with all the marines standing below the structure. I shot 2 in the head so they'd attack me, then ran into the water and hid. I waited till at the red was back to yellow on my radar, then went back to the marines. I walked up to the american guy and he said "I'll trust you.... for now." to wich i replied "TRUST THIS" and shot him in the face. I hid again. I came back and went to mexican guy, who said "Don't try that again." Those sadly being his last words. I hid again, and repeated until all the dumass marines where stone dead. YAY!

  • 06.19.2004 7:16 AM PDT
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I heard a marine say "-blam!- this is suicide" only for him to go back into the fray and get blown up by my plasma grenade that he walked over himself

  • 06.19.2004 7:34 AM PDT
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One time, i heard Johnson say, Break yoself -blam!-!

  • 06.19.2004 2:58 PM PDT
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Marine to a fallen Combat Form: 'Get up so I can kill you again!'

Combat Form: *gets up and kills him*

LMAO I GET A KICK OUT OF THAT

  • 06.19.2004 3:28 PM PDT
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"I found a body"-sargeant johnson after coming to an area with aprox. 50 dead master chiefs.

  • 06.19.2004 7:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: spartan 023
I swear to god i heard the Australian guy say "notify the Mexicans, their next!"


actually, its "notifiy their next of kin, 'cause there next!"

  • 06.21.2004 4:45 PM PDT
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Here's another one. I ran over a jackal with the Scorpion on AOCR and the Sarge said,"Oh man, I just had this thing washed!

  • 06.21.2004 5:50 PM PDT
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One of my favorites is when when a covie gets blown up (most of the time grunts) and fly into the air, some marine is always like "I didn't know those things could fly" or something around that.

  • 06.21.2004 6:32 PM PDT

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