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Subject: What is the funniest thing youve heard a marine say?
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in ether the PoA or "halo" levels, if you find two crewman (the tech guys in the jumpsuits) you shoot one in the head, and the other one says "shoot me too! i dont want the aliens to get me!" lol, i love that one

  • 06.21.2004 6:53 PM PDT
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the sarge is inspecting a downed marien and he says "man...why didnt you keep your head down?"

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  • 06.21.2004 6:55 PM PDT
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I would have been your daddy! -Marine

  • 06.21.2004 7:43 PM PDT
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Don't know which Marine says it, but "Sit down -blam!-!" is my favorite.

  • 06.21.2004 8:40 PM PDT
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Stupid cracka... no just kidding, SGT Johnson doesnt say that (shucks). Umm, the funniest ive ever heard was "Frag out" cause he blew my friend up on legendary.

  • 06.21.2004 8:58 PM PDT
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one time i was playing on a level( dont remember which) and was killed by some grunts, my bro still alive was killing grunts when a marine walks over and asks "Cortana, hey -blam!- you still in there?" i started LMAO. it was great

  • 06.22.2004 4:20 PM PDT

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"Real smooth ya Jackass!"

"I'da been your daddy, but the dog got over the fence first!"

"Take that ya sonova-blam!-!"

"Boy, I still got rounds left in this clip!"

  • 06.22.2004 4:22 PM PDT
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''mom thought i was gonna be a doctor'' best one

  • 07.05.2004 4:14 PM PDT
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"GET UP SO I CAN KILL YOU AGAIN!"

  • 07.05.2004 5:07 PM PDT
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me and merines were killing aliens in the second leval and one of the meriens said '' NOW FEEL THE WRATH OF MY GOD'' it was so funny another thing a merine said in the first leval was ''MY MOM ALLWAYS SAID I'D BE ABDUPTED BY ALIENS''

  • 07.10.2004 2:42 PM PDT
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*Marine 1 shoots human combat form*

Marine 2: "Hey, that looked like Bob!"

  • 07.10.2004 2:58 PM PDT
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i heard them say "you took my kill!" and "you kicked the sh...." and some one interupts him

  • 07.10.2004 5:48 PM PDT
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well a marine didnt actaully say this, but a grunt did, (after getting killed on legendary on AOTCR)

Grunt 1 : "WOOHOO!"
Grunt 2 : "I want his helmet!" (or something to that effect)

  • 07.10.2004 5:56 PM PDT
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i ran an elite over in the warthog and a marine said "ahh come on, its funner shootin' em'."

  • 07.10.2004 6:05 PM PDT
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After I randomly shot down one of my own marines another replied. ''Stupid, stupid, stupid.'' That had me laughing so hard. I also enjoy ''Kill the armored freak!'' ''My bad'' lol

  • 07.10.2004 6:31 PM PDT

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  • 07.10.2004 7:13 PM PDT
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Its hilarious when you kill a marine, and one of the weak ones with pistols go "what kind of asswipe are you? LOL thats funny, then i usually kill them. or when that other marine goes, are you loco??

  • 07.15.2004 2:27 PM PDT
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I know this is in the outtakes, but I heard it on legendary one day:"Move,move! Stop making love! Move! Move!" -Mendez.
Oh, and about the mexicans, he says "their next akin" not "the Mexicans".

  • 07.15.2004 2:36 PM PDT
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sgt. johnson

would you mind not killin my men(accidently run over him too a minute later).

  • 07.15.2004 2:41 PM PDT

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