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Subject: A New Year's Joke for you all...
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Look at this first

The words read (Top) Happy New Years! (Bottom) Crispy Vengence!

The joke is that the cat was never included in the chinese zodiac, so it eats the Rooster (the sign of the year 2005)

  • 12.17.2004 4:51 PM PDT
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Ha...Ha?

  • 12.17.2004 4:55 PM PDT
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Yeah, I know. It's a little bit complicated for a joke so simple.

But common... It's a cat eating a rooster WHOLE!

  • 12.17.2004 4:58 PM PDT
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that was so funny because it was so crappy

  • 12.17.2004 4:58 PM PDT
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Oh... Ok I get it now.

  • 12.17.2004 4:59 PM PDT
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You have to have seen the charecter's show before to get it...

  • 12.17.2004 5:02 PM PDT
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Is it a T.V. show?

  • 12.17.2004 5:04 PM PDT
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I don't understand it, but I do find it funny in a bizarre way.

  • 12.17.2004 5:07 PM PDT
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Once I understood it I got it,even though it wasnt that funny.

  • 12.17.2004 5:11 PM PDT
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... Isn't the Tiger on the Zodiac?

  • 12.17.2004 5:45 PM PDT
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What is zodiac? I thought it was a portable pda/game comsole,Or a sign.

  • 12.17.2004 6:01 PM PDT
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THAT IS FREAKING AWESOME. seriously, draw the kitty eating something else. like... a helicopter... or.. a china bowl...

  • 12.17.2004 6:33 PM PDT
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Hmm... Cats eating helicopters...

  • 12.17.2004 7:11 PM PDT
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Nah, that'd be too hard to draw.

  • 12.17.2004 9:10 PM PDT
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i get the joke, but i dont get whats funny bout it?

  • 12.17.2004 9:20 PM PDT
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Become obsessed with Asian culture and you'll find out.

...Or, just do a google search on Chines calendars or whatever they base their year system on or something like that.

  • 12.17.2004 9:21 PM PDT
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CRISPY VENGENCE!?!
A CAT EATING A CHICKEN WHOLE!?

what about that ISN'T funny!

  • 12.17.2004 9:22 PM PDT
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Umm...you actually nailed it right on the head.

It ISN'T funny.

Maybe if the cat were on fire and tiny green aliens were frantically trying to escape from the Chicken's butt, and the Chicken's butt looked like Ben Affleck, then it'd be funny.

And "crispy venegance" has nothing at all to do with a live damn chicken. That's why it ain't funny. Maybe if it said "VENEGANCE'D" and that one guy from the Teen Girl Squad cartoons was throwing a radioactive Hamster at the Cat, it would be humorous.

Oh yeah, it couldn't be in Japanese, either. 'Cause, y'know, about 99.9% of us can't read it.

Hey, y'know what? I got a great idea.

It would be a four-panel comic. The first panel would show the Cat stuffing the squwaking chicken into a microwave. The second panel would show him plugging some numbers into the timer. The third panel would show the chicken expanding, and the fourth would be a bloody smatter of gore all over the microwave screen, while the Cat is giving a cheesy thumbs up sign and then the caption under the comic would read "Revenge is a dish best served...HOT!!"





[Edited on 12/17/2004 9:38:52 PM]

  • 12.17.2004 9:37 PM PDT
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* revenge is best served cold, for your information.

  • 12.17.2004 9:51 PM PDT
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Really? No kidding.

See...the thing is that in my last post, I was aiming for humor. That's why I overexaggerated the word "hot" in the phrase "Revenge is best served...HOT!"

  • 12.17.2004 9:54 PM PDT
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But you're wrong. It's best served cold, with a side of rice.

  • 12.17.2004 10:15 PM PDT