- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Umm...you actually nailed it right on the head.
It ISN'T funny.
Maybe if the cat were on fire and tiny green aliens were frantically trying to escape from the Chicken's butt, and the Chicken's butt looked like Ben Affleck, then it'd be funny.
And "crispy venegance" has nothing at all to do with a live damn chicken. That's why it ain't funny. Maybe if it said "VENEGANCE'D" and that one guy from the Teen Girl Squad cartoons was throwing a radioactive Hamster at the Cat, it would be humorous.
Oh yeah, it couldn't be in Japanese, either. 'Cause, y'know, about 99.9% of us can't read it.
Hey, y'know what? I got a great idea.
It would be a four-panel comic. The first panel would show the Cat stuffing the squwaking chicken into a microwave. The second panel would show him plugging some numbers into the timer. The third panel would show the chicken expanding, and the fourth would be a bloody smatter of gore all over the microwave screen, while the Cat is giving a cheesy thumbs up sign and then the caption under the comic would read "Revenge is a dish best served...HOT!!"
[Edited on 12/17/2004 9:38:52 PM]