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Subject: If you choke a smurf, what color will it turn?
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well?

  • 12.17.2004 7:21 PM PDT
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i think purple




why am i posting here? i dont care

  • 12.17.2004 7:22 PM PDT
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Red.

  • 12.17.2004 7:23 PM PDT
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I wish they existed so I could find out.

  • 12.17.2004 7:24 PM PDT
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human skin color

  • 12.17.2004 7:29 PM PDT
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Interesting, interesting, please all of you go on.

I personally think his head would shrink and shrivel up and his skin would stay the same.

  • 12.17.2004 7:32 PM PDT
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They pop.

Their blood then floats up into the stratosphere. Thus, the sky being blue.

  • 12.17.2004 7:34 PM PDT
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I have a new theory: Their eyes get really big and then turn into acorns. Then I drop them and squirrels come and rip out the acorns from their heads, while in the process they rip out the blue jelly that makes up a smurf's brain.

  • 12.17.2004 7:37 PM PDT
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heres another question. What color are Smurf's bruises?

And how are they able to solve their problems in convenient 30 minute time-blocks?

  • 12.17.2004 7:59 PM PDT
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If a human strangled a Smurf his head would explode.

  • 12.17.2004 8:40 PM PDT
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Rainbow colors.







Oh, and who cares?

  • 12.19.2004 7:51 AM PDT
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I have it on good authority that it goes violent orange before slowly deflating with a noise like "pppppphrarrpaprp".

  • 12.19.2004 7:54 AM PDT
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Purple, then black, then ghostly white.

  • 12.19.2004 7:55 AM PDT
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Posted by: eliteskull94
And how are they able to solve their problems in convenient 30 minute time-blocks?

and then throw about 10 minutes of comercials on top of that, and you've got some pretty handy smurfs.

i think they have time machines that let them move into the future a little bit, making solving thier problems faster.

that, or the mushrooms they live in only make them think that they're having problems.

[Edited on 12/19/2004 9:13:22 AM]

  • 12.19.2004 9:12 AM PDT
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PINK!!!!

  • 12.19.2004 9:15 AM PDT
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Pink, then orange, then neon green.

  • 12.19.2004 9:16 AM PDT
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they glow in the dark?

  • 12.19.2004 9:17 AM PDT
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black!

  • 12.19.2004 9:25 AM PDT
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it explodes like a carrier form and little blue flubber/infection forms come out and try to coat the nearest human in blueness, afterwhich they explode into millions of smurfs.

  • 12.19.2004 9:31 AM PDT
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Better question, why is there only one girl smurf and a million kids? Smurfette's a freak!!!

  • 12.19.2004 11:37 AM PDT
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I would say purple too

  • 12.20.2004 2:27 PM PDT
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hmmm he would turn red and explode.

  • 12.20.2004 2:38 PM PDT