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Subject: Forum achivements
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Bungie dont like you.

be banned for more than 5 months

  • 01.12.2008 10:34 AM PDT

I am a penguin. Every day I boogie on down to the water, and eat fish. Once, while fishing in the deepest depths, I saw great Cthulhu... And he said to me "Shine, to thine own self be true. They can't tell you what to do once you've gone guru." Also, I should tell you, "slide".

Inventor of the Bombstache avatar!

No One Likes You
Have a maximum of two people respond to one of your topics.

  • 01.30.2008 6:00 PM PDT
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Quote

Get qouted by a Bnet employee

  • 01.30.2008 6:02 PM PDT

I like soft, sensual kisses. I like to make love.

Unlocking acheivements gives you Bungie Points (BP).

You can has recon - 100BP

Receive the Recon helmet

Scout - 5BP

Legitimately report 5 spam posts

Journalist - 5BP

Legitimately report 10 spam posts

Forum Cop - 10BP

Legitimately report 50 spam posts

Here we go... - 5BP

Make your first topic on the public forums

Hey, this is fun! - 5BP

Make your 5th topic on the public forums

I'm Just Too Good! - 5BP

Make your 25th topic on the public forums

I think I'm addicted - 10BP

Make your 100th topic on the public forums

Post Hero - 20BP

Make your 1000th topic on the public forums

How do you make bold text? - 5BP

Submit one post to the public forums

So THATS how you make bold text! - 5BP

Submit 10 posts to the public forums

Forum Regular - 5BP

Submit 100 posts to the public forums

Forum Addict - 10BP

Submit 1000 posts to the public forums

Forum Dependant - 15BP

Submit 5000 posts to the public forums

Forum Master - 20BP

Submit 10000 posts to the public forums

Hermes - 5BP

Send out 500 private messages.

Santa Clause - 20BP

Recieved a total of 1000 private messages

  • 01.30.2008 7:56 PM PDT
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I Can Ha... - Blacklisted - 25FP (Forum Points)
Ask for EOB 25 times.

[Edited on 01.31.2008 8:49 AM PST]

  • 01.31.2008 8:48 AM PDT

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

BZZT!!

Receive every possible error message in one session.

  • 01.31.2008 6:35 PM PDT

Owners of the Katana: A place for those who have a Katana or over 1000GS in Halo 3.

Posted by: SHADOW167
Somewhere out there... in an alternate reality... Marty decided to stay in the ad jingle business, bringing about an age of amazingly orchestrated Pampers commercials.

Noticed
-Get quoted 3 times by a Ninja or a Bungie Employee.
I'm 2/3!

  • 01.31.2008 7:05 PM PDT

Strong Will - 20 GS
Don't login or reply to any threads on BNet for at least a week. Can you do it?

  • 02.01.2008 2:32 PM PDT

Rabble, rabble, rabble!
Find 15 January Update forum changes to complain about.

  • 02.01.2008 2:35 PM PDT

I am a penguin. Every day I boogie on down to the water, and eat fish. Once, while fishing in the deepest depths, I saw great Cthulhu... And he said to me "Shine, to thine own self be true. They can't tell you what to do once you've gone guru." Also, I should tell you, "slide".

Inventor of the Bombstache avatar!

Bored
Find that the forums haven't been very active lately and be pestered by it.

  • 02.02.2008 9:01 PM PDT
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EPOCH FAIL achievement

300 gp

you say youre born before 1970.

unix jokes doing anything for you guys?

[Edited on 02.03.2008 2:27 AM PST]

  • 02.03.2008 2:26 AM PDT
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EPOCH FAIL achievement

300 gp

you say youre born before 1970.

unix jokes doing anything for you guys?


Eh, hit and miss.

  • 02.03.2008 2:30 AM PDT
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Those achievements are a good idea i guess.
It would be cool to heve achievements on a forum!
:)

  • 02.03.2008 3:27 AM PDT
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Acheivement unlocked: English muffin
999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 BP

[Edited on 02.11.2008 4:44 PM PST]

  • 02.11.2008 4:43 PM PDT

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

Done, I was working for the school talent show for two weeks.

Posted by: Bapabooiee
Strong Will - 20 GS
Don't login or reply to any threads on BNet for at least a week. Can you do it?

  • 02.11.2008 5:45 PM PDT
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Destinypedia - The Wiki for Bungie's Destiny
Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Amber Alert
Spend so much time on BNet that, after not posting for seven days, you receive at least three "where are you?" PMs.

Are You My Daddy?
Receive at least five PMs from completely random users who you have never seen before asking, "How can I get the Recon Armor?"

Sybillis
Post a screenshot in the files forums. When nobody responds for a few hours, create an alternate account and proceed to have a conversation with yourself in order to bump the post. Use your alternate account to bump the thread at least five times. Have both accounts banned and the thread locked by the Ninjas in under four days.

xxxxxxxxxx░▒▓ATTENTION: I DID NOT READ THE RULES▓▒░xxxxxxxxxx
Create a post with an illegal subject line using "attention-grabbing" special characters, extra "x"s, or all-caps.

[Edited on 02.11.2008 7:11 PM PST]

  • 02.11.2008 7:10 PM PDT

All your world are belong to us.

Ok riigghhtt, anyway
Posted by: JesusismyHomey
The real achievements are on the inside. I don't need a checklist.

way wat about we find all easter eggs on bungie.net and we get brute armor for the elites

  • 02.12.2008 1:38 AM PDT
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Brutal:

Get mauled by a crazed Brute and live to tell the tale...

  • 02.13.2008 12:02 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

I rule. Achievements would only slow me down.

  • 02.13.2008 12:09 AM PDT

Owners of the Katana: A place for those who have a Katana or over 1000GS in Halo 3.

Posted by: SHADOW167
Somewhere out there... in an alternate reality... Marty decided to stay in the ad jingle business, bringing about an age of amazingly orchestrated Pampers commercials.

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Sybillis
Post a screenshot in the files forums. When nobody responds for a few hours, create an alternate account and proceed to have a conversation with yourself in order to bump the post. Use your alternate account to bump the thread at least five times. Have both accounts banned and the thread locked by the Ninjas in under four days.

Hah, that's a good one!

1st!
Reply on a weekly update as the first posters only saying "1st".

Ninja'd 1st
Have your post say 1st but be beaten by somebody else.

  • 02.13.2008 8:31 AM PDT

Ale Hound
Get more drunk then Yoozel.

The One Who Lit The Flame
Start a flame war.

When Can I Has Reconz ?
Post 7 threads in 7 different forums about how much you can has recon without getting banned untill you finish typing.

Find Soffish
Find Soffish

Backstabber
Don't give Soffish back.

The Septagon
Tell seven people how to get the septagon next to their name in halo 3.

Prove Achronos Wrong
Prove that Achcronos wrong.

Pyromaniac
Start seven flames wars without getting a permenant ban.

Save the Halo 3 Forums
Get Rid of All the Flamers/ Spammers/ Whiners/ Non Search bar users and recon threads in the halo 3 forums

  • 02.13.2008 8:33 AM PDT

#2 Supporter Halocharts, #11 other account.
"Ordinary love is selfish, deeply rooted in desires and satisfactions. Divine love is without condition, without boundary, without change."
You are all loved beyond measure.
I, like you, am a light-sound-vibration complex that resonates with others. I have hopes and dreams and ambitions, just like you! I AM, and so are you! Yes, we are one and the same, you and I.

Mystery Man
Create a thread titled "I have a question..." or "What do you think about this?"

I Spam But I'm Definitely Not a Spammer
Create a troll post mocking a particular topic as though you're a funny and original satirist. Bonus points for making fun of internet slang (eg doubleyou tee eff) and for "humorously" demanding a refund from Bungie, because everyone who complains in the slightest always demands a refund and it's funny if you mock them like that, ha ha ha. Super bonus points for making this topic at a time when said topic is out of fashion, in an off-topic forum.

I Don't Want It
Make a thread about Recon armor. However, your thread is justified because it's a rant about there being too many Recon threads. The one thing H3F is missing is lengthy rants about there being too many Recon whiners. Make sure to preface this post with a disclaimer that you absolutely don't want Recon.

If your rant is good enough Bungie will see it and go hmm, we should give that guy Recon just because he says he doesn't want it, because we're whimsical and zany.

Free For All
When a spam thread is posted, don't announce that you hear ninjas coming like everyone else. Seize the opportunity to be funny and random and make some mention of pies or cows. Must use "<_< >_>".

[Edited on 02.13.2008 9:37 AM PST]

  • 02.13.2008 9:10 AM PDT

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

Are You My Daddy?
Receive at least five PMs from completely random users who you have never seen before asking, "How can I get the Recon Armor?"


Can I acheive this multiple times? I think I'm up to 30... =(

  • 02.13.2008 10:55 AM PDT

Posted by: Killtakular905
bungie duz not care bout me :'( /wrists
Posted by: Piercingtiger
Halo 3 brand toothpaste (It finishes the fight....against cavities!
Posted by: Biliruben
I'm so good at Halo, Chuck Norris has me as an avoided player.

Posted by: Biack Rose66
Prove Achronos Wrong
Prove that Achcronos wrong.

But wont that cause Bnet to cease to exist? (Think Dogma)

Pegboy
Create at least an entire page of topics with the same title before getting banned. Must have been a vet of the Zanzibar forum. Shishka is disqualified.

!.',?
Fail to use any punctuation in 5 successive posts.

Were they defective?
Wonder what happened to the first 53 Recons

The perfect hour
Go an entire hour on Bnet without shaking your head in disbelief at the stupidity of some people.

The Rabid
Go 4 years without getting banned :)

The BestSpartan117
Make a topic that goes 10+ pages on topic

Unreviewed
Make 25 posts without using the preview

Damn you Achronos!
Type a very long reply, then have it lost to a technical problem when you try to post it.

[Edited on 02.13.2008 12:05 PM PST]

  • 02.13.2008 12:00 PM PDT
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I agree with Achilled1108. I prefer the Banning Achievements. That would make for some interesting consequences for some of the errors of your posts.

  • 02.14.2008 3:05 PM PDT