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#2 Supporter Halocharts, #11 other account.
"Ordinary love is selfish, deeply rooted in desires and satisfactions. Divine love is without condition, without boundary, without change."
You are all loved beyond measure.
I, like you, am a light-sound-vibration complex that resonates with others. I have hopes and dreams and ambitions, just like you! I AM, and so are you! Yes, we are one and the same, you and I.
Mystery Man
Create a thread titled "I have a question..." or "What do you think about this?"
I Spam But I'm Definitely Not a Spammer
Create a troll post mocking a particular topic as though you're a funny and original satirist. Bonus points for making fun of internet slang (eg doubleyou tee eff) and for "humorously" demanding a refund from Bungie, because everyone who complains in the slightest always demands a refund and it's funny if you mock them like that, ha ha ha. Super bonus points for making this topic at a time when said topic is out of fashion, in an off-topic forum.
I Don't Want It
Make a thread about Recon armor. However, your thread is justified because it's a rant about there being too many Recon threads. The one thing H3F is missing is lengthy rants about there being too many Recon whiners. Make sure to preface this post with a disclaimer that you absolutely don't want Recon.
If your rant is good enough Bungie will see it and go hmm, we should give that guy Recon just because he says he doesn't want it, because we're whimsical and zany.
Free For All
When a spam thread is posted, don't announce that you hear ninjas coming like everyone else. Seize the opportunity to be funny and random and make some mention of pies or cows. Must use "<_< >_>".
[Edited on 02.13.2008 9:37 AM PST]