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I remember when I used this space to put cool looking links to my chapters back in the day. I don't even know why I'm using it now. Why are you even reading this? You must be interested in me. Still reading?
Posted by: x Foman123 x
Dawn to Dusk
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Join Bungie.net in order to check your stats. Find the Halo 3 Forum. Notice that everybody is flaming and spamming. Laugh because it is a little funny after all, as long as it doesn't affect you. Participate in flaming and spamming. Never visit any other Bnet forum except for Halo 3. Get warned or banned by a moderator for the first time. Notice a moderator for the first time and return to forums a changed man. Decide that you really like it that moderators have power, different-colored text, clever witty remarks, Recon armor, and their own avatars. Desire to become a moderator. Post a "How do I become a moderator" post in the Halo 3 Forum. Have your post locked and perhaps receive a warning. Read the forum rules for the first time. As a result of reading the rules, begin to visit other forums. Find the Septagon. Immediately notice how often the moderators and admins post. Begin to visit the Septagon more often than the Halo 3 Forum. Reply to every post by a mod or admin with a suckup compliment or agreement. Join some groups just because moderators or admins are in them. Make another post asking how you can become a moderator, this time in the Septagon. Be told that you just disqualified yourself. Become disillusioned. Decide you hate all the moderators. Retreat into groups of other disillusioned members. Agree to and participate in a spam attack as revenge. Become permabanned. Make an alternate account. Receive an automatic ban from Disembodied Soul. Reset your router and clear your cookies. Make another alternate account. Spam the forums. Have this account permabanned as well but for spamming, flaming, or trolling this time. Retreat into groups once more. Discuss how much better things used to be in the old days. Gossip about other users. Decide you hate Bnet and decide to leave it. Post a long farewell thread in the Septagon, outlining everything that you think is wrong with the community. Swear you're never coming back. Come back within two months. Post as if you never left :-) That sounds exactly like my past here on B.net until you got to the permabanned part. Everything past that point hasn't happened and hopefully never will. What, is x Foman123 x so sort of alt of your permabanned main account? :P