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Subject: Forum achivements

listen to your parents
have a rank higher then you
tell something to you that gets you so mad you punch your computer to hell and cry like baby

  • 12.18.2007 6:22 PM PDT

Old school Bungie, born and raised,
In the Septagon is where I spend most of my days.
Relaxin', maxin', posting all cool,
Talking about Halo, life and some school.
Got in one little argument, and the mods got scared,
they said "You're gonna get banned and your member title'll be bare!"

Tears for Fears*
Write a heart-felt story of how your dog had died, you had broken your leg in an alcohol-related car accident, the IRS is now auditing you, you broke up with your girl friend, and your Halo 2 disc managed to get destroyed. Then add that if only someone could give them a Halo 3 Beta code, your life would not seem so bad after all.

*Achievement removed post-Halo 3 beta

Martyr for a good cause
Get yourself blacklisted after absolutely drilling the Bungie Team for placing no value in the Friends and Family program, and that by not showing the slightest inclination that some people on the forums have worth, they they are backstabbing loyal fans.Afterwards, a moderator shortens the 7-day blacklisting by more than half, saying that you needed to "cool down" for a few days.

Several months later, you realise that this moment, as well as a bogus, hang-over-related incident involving the first amendment, the Community Forum, and a particular moderator, caused you to miss out on (temporarily, of course) the new member ranks when they are released.

  • 12.18.2007 6:44 PM PDT
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And the Shadow fell upon the Land, and the World was riven stone from stone. The oceans fled, and the mountains were swallowed up, and the nations were scattered to the eight corners of the World. The moon was blood, and the sun was as ashes. The seas boiled, and the living envied the dead. All was shattered, and all but memory lost, and one memory above all others, of him who brought the Shadow and the Breaking of the World. And him they named Dragon.

High Hopes
Create a Halo 4 related thread.

  • 12.18.2007 10:41 PM PDT
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The only Twitter I follow. Except yours ;)
The Frozen Minority; Bungie's real underground. The oldest members, the deepest controversy, walking infamy.

Chad! Get the lights...
Close the Universe on your way out, following a reign of terror.



That's the one achievement I am going for.

  • 12.18.2007 10:49 PM PDT
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Destinypedia - The Wiki for Bungie's Destiny
Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

This thread is so win I can hardly believe it.

YMWFTFG
Successfully create a post wherein 70% or more of the post is comprised of acronyms currently en vogue on BNet.

  • 12.18.2007 11:06 PM PDT
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I respect your opinion, I'm probably just going to disagree with it.

The Little Book of Calm
Instill peace on a stressful, heated discussion.

Either that or an electronic cookie... YYMMDBATC!

Sorry Foman...

  • 12.19.2007 2:29 AM PDT

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

Loner
Create at least 7 threads which receive zero (0) comments/replies.

  • 12.19.2007 6:33 AM PDT
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A J A Q
C A C U
E C E E
...K.....E
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It don't work no more!
Use the report spam button over 100 times

The lights are on, but no one is home
Continue to post in a topic, when it is clear no one else has any grasp on the world around them.

You MUST have talent!

Recieve 5 PMs from other users, asking how you received Mythic or Legendary status.

[Edited on 12.19.2007 6:54 AM PST]

  • 12.19.2007 6:52 AM PDT

The When Harry Met Sally: Convince everyone in the thread that you know what your talking about, even though you're faking it.

  • 12.19.2007 8:44 AM PDT
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Bantacular

Ban 5 ppl in 5 minutes off bungie permanently

  • 12.19.2007 10:34 AM PDT
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Talk to the Soul | ~B.B. | Know Your Duardo |  | Hero | ISFJ | 77135 | 94371

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

PAGES 1-4 OF ACHIEVEMENTS:

Tru7h Keeper
Find a b.net easter egg

News Reporter
Submt an acepted new

Epic phail
Being banned

English Muffin
Submit a post with no spelling or grammatical errors

Wombstone
Deliver a particularly awesome insult about someone else's mom.

Disembodied Soul's Beach (you know what I mean)
Get banned from the forums for seven days

Trolltacular
Post the same thread 5 times in 5 different forums

Digital Un-Original
Post the same topic in a new thread that has been done at least 10 other times before.

Spell You Later
Speell at leest 95% uv teh wurds in ur pos7 rong

Foman Memorial
Write five non-spam posts that use 9000 characters or more each

dalmedya Memorial
Write five non-spam posts that convey an entire, fully comprehensive, and detailed opinion on any particular subject using three words or less each

Recon-stitution
Return to the forums after an "I WANT RECONZ" thread spree banning. User must be fully rehabilitated.

Mod Bait
Create a thread that is posted in by at least one forum moderator, without resulting in your own ban or your thread being moved or locked.

God Bait
Create a thread that is posted in by at least one forum Bungie Employee, without resulting in your own ban or your thread being moved or locked.

Achronos Wannabe
Write an answer, but have the quote at the bottom of your post.

Hyper Linker
Fix 100 broken or unlinked URL's in any forum

Early Bird
Be the first to post in 10 of any mod,ninja or bungie employee's threads.

King Tut
Create a post with at least 7 quotes pertaining to the thread, creating a quote pyramid.

Evil Thread / Army Of Dorkness
Create a post with at least 7 quotes pertaining to the thread, creating a quote pyramid and have it locked by evilcam.

Lazy!
Post 10 URLs without linking them.

Ban Frenzy
Ban ten people on one thread

Law Man
Make a long ass post like Foman

Special hugz
Sleep with at least three moderators.

Hall Monitor
Unlocked after the 10th time telling someone they're going to get blacklisted or they posted in the wrong forum

The Shishtacular
Unlocked after drowning 15 kittens

Geronimo
Successfully take a thread entirely off-topic by parachuting in with a single reply that causes all subsequent repliers to forget the original issue.

Hidden Achievement
Get Perma-banned with no appeal.

Quotetacular
Write a post which at least 5 people quote in their signature.

Thread Killer
Be the last one to post in a thread before it dies.

Topic Ruler
Make 5 topics with over 1000 replys in each.

Unknown No More
Get a Bungie employee to post in your thread or quote one of your posts.

Always Outplayed, Never Outworded
Make 10 posts in a row that use all remaning letters.

Wait It Out
Get banned until 9999.

Why'd I get banned again?
Beat a mod in a game they picked.

Hawtness
Claim to be a female who's not only on the Internet, but who is also a regular poster on b.net.

Woozel
Posting while one is at least half as drunk as Yoozel (to make it fair, the litmus test for Yoozel will happen after he's been deprived of alcohol for at least 10 days, so he's going solely on stored up alcohol reserves in his blood).

Cremation
Shishka or Achronos has derided you in a post, then locked your topic and/or banned you from the forums.

EMOte
Present a real emotional conundrum or state of being while using only emoticons.

Nerdtrocity!
Become involved in a spirited debate about something very nerdy, such as whether or not the female love scene in Mass Effect was really female love or interspecies a-blam!- love, or something about the actual method by which a Halo kills sentient life forms.

Broken Record
Post your "brilliant" idea or suggestion or complaint, only to realize that your "brilliant" thread has in fact been posted at least 100 times total or 30 times just today.

Fatfingers
Accidentally make a typographical error when creating your BNet login or when attempting to link your gamertag. Post in the Community Forum about how to change either of the above.

Lightning McQueen
See something new on the forums and be the first to create a group about it.

Our Saviour
Create a long-winded post attempting to change some aspect of the forums or wider community, remaining adamant that your way is better than anything anyone else can think of.

Pieman
Derail a pointless argument with a humorous and off-topic post.

Grizzled Ancient:
Must be a member of the past 4 Bungie websites

Old Skool:
Must be a member of the past 3 Bungie websites

Middle School:
Must be a member of the past 2 Bungie websites

Newbie:
You are a member of the current Bungie website

Josher Memorial:
Leave the public forums for at least a year, then show back up to start posting actively and make it appear like you were here the whole time.

Forum Graduate
Post for your very first time in the public forums.

Forum Regular
Post in the public forums at least 5 times every day for a week

Forum Veteran
Have a total of one year of forum activity in your account. Long periods of time without posting doesnt count though

Ninjas love you
Have one of your threads stickied in the public forums

Sticktacular
Have at least 3 of your threads stickied by the ninjas in the public forums

Good Behavior
Never be warned or banned from the public forums for a year (Non-active periods of time dont count)

Loyalty Issues
Be in a total of 15 groups

Double Quote!
Accidentally quote someone's post twice.

Triple Quote!
Accidentally quote someone's post 3 times.

Quotetacular!
Accidentally quote someone's post 5 or more times.

MakaVeli4LIfe1's Follower
Being inactive for 6+ months

King Tut
Creating a quote pryamid of 15+ quotes

Banting Spree
Banning an average of 5 people a day for an entire week

Achronos Adulator
Refer to Achronos as "Tom" 3 times in one post.

Postillionare
Make 10 non-spam threads with a valid and new point in under fifteen minutes.

Social Problems
Post a thread that gets no replies

Personality Issues
Be blocked by ten people or more.

Foul Play
Admit to being horny While on the site.

Coloured Feline
Manage to get your main account perma-banned and create alts at least twice a month for a year.

Teh Joke Flying Over Yourheadtacular
Unlocked after failing to see the irony, sarcasm or humor in which thread was intended.

Get a Girlfriend
Creating a thread with the title: 'Cortana is hot'

No life
Have a total of 5000 posts in your Bnet history

power of 7
make something that is made a Bungie favorite

Can I has recon?
ask for the recon armor but not getting it

Double <3
Be called an asshat by 2 diferent people in one thread.

Triple <3
Be called an asshat by 3 diferent people in one thread.

<3tacular
Be called an asshat by 4 diferent people in one thread.

Getting Nowhere
Write a 10,000 post that starts and ends with the same sentence but still makes sense.

Rejection!
An attempt at an achievement, but phailing miserably.

4chan Pro
Use at least 5 internet memes in one post

1337
Make a post composed entirely in leetspeak with at least 200 characters.

Flamin' Monkey
Has a thread of at least three pages.

Because They Care
Post on the first page of a News thread.

Tourist
Make a post in every exisiting forum.

Teacher's Pet
Quote atleast five Modz.

Good Kid
Spend your first week on the forum, ban-free.

Get out of my PM box!
Do not join a group after a PM invite

Foman's Fault
Get banned by Frankie for epic Yo Momma jokes.

Loyal gamer
never saying that any other game is better than halo

He said what?!
Quote someone who quoted you.

Time Paradox
Quote a post you have yet to make, without using the edit feature.

Meet you at Dunkin' Donuts
Get called a forum cop in a thread.

You got swerved!
A moderator replies to you and completely crushes your dreams.

10,000 character limit is not a direct challenge!
Make a "Foman" post.

Double Spell:
Spell everything correct in at least 2 forum posts in a row

Triple Spell:
Spell everything correct in at least 3 forum posts in a row

Spelltacular:
Spell everything correct in at least 5 forum posts in a row

Spelling Bee:
Spell everything correct in your life

Wort Wort Wort
Be the first in a thread to claim that any particular new idea for Bungie.net will cause elitism.

Pants on Fire
Claim that you used the search feature before beginning a new thread, the topic of which has been posted at least fifty times.

Last Spam Standing
Be the only person to not get banned in a spam thread during one of Achilles' banning sprees.

Misinterpollate
Successfully become so confused about how the thread titles work for polls that your poll shows up on the main forum page as either "Yes or No?"; "Am I right?"; or "What do you think?"

Impossible!
Defy the Ninjas and live

So Long
Post a 'farewell' thread, complete with irrelevant nostalgia.

..And Thanks For All The Fish
Return at least 2 months after posting a 'farewell' thread

I'm New Here
Make a post about the Flood in "The Flood" forum.

[Edited on 12.19.2007 11:08 AM PST]

  • 12.19.2007 11:07 AM PDT
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"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

PAGES 4-8 OF ACHIEVEMENTS:

I'm New Here
Make a post about the Flood in "The Flood" forum.

Code Monkey
Screw up the markup tags in any post, resulting in nothing more than plain text that illustrates your ignorance.

Lollercopter
Make a post with no punctuation. Instead, end ever sentence with "lol"

Foman's Bane
Make a post with an analogy that makes no sense.

Which way is Up?
Have a topic you posted moved to another forum by a mod or admin.

Barrel Roll
Post in an impurity thread

IMPOSSIBILITY:
Don't use "bump" or "-blam-" in the forums.

stosh blamer
Blame stosh for something.

Lēogan
Claim to have found Ling-Ling's head

Attention Whore
Make a post using: all caps, all bold, all italic, all underline, all hyperlinked, all quoted words.

Foman's Revenge
Get killed by Foman in a game of TS.

But I didn't do it
Whine like a 10 year old when you get killed

You Fail Indeed
Link to youfail.org at least five times, as though it's the wittiest gem you've come across in your life. Bonus points if you explain that it's a non-offensive but funny site in your post as though readers won't have heard of it before.

A Friend In Need
Make a thread (in the wrong forum) asking why your "friend" was banned for his thread, and why it was locked.

Freebie
Have an uncle who works at Bungie.

Liar Liar Pants on Fire

1. Getting permabanned, creating another account and then asking why your friend "insert name here" was permabanned
2. Getting banned from Xbox live and yelling at Bungie for banning your "friend" when everyone else is doing it.

And so it must be silenced...
Defeat the level covenant 777 timeS

3pic
Never use the word fail or any variation of; or the word epic, or any variation of.

Skool Daze
Spending too much time on Bungie.net while you should be paying attention in class.

Ninja star
Have a forum ninja post in your thread

b Grasshopper /b
Mess up when trying to use the Text Formatting Lengend

Chemical Appeal
Start a topic which links to a computer virus

You Don't Have to Go Home But You Can't Stay Here
Go on a drunken Yoozel-esque locking and banning spree at 1:30 AM on a Monday night.

Hey Joe!
Gain control through fear and Stalin-esq dominance over the Halo 3 forum.

Copycat
Take an idea from someone else and present it as your own. Extra points for doing it twice....

Banionaire
Ban 10 people within 4 seconds of each

Lenin was my Homeboy!
Officially announce that you are Communist, and back it up with Marz and Lenin quotes while simultaneously avoiding dying, getting maimed, or getting banned.

............yeah
use more than 100 ........ in a post.

Mega Poster
Get 1000+ posts on the forums =P

Threads Galore
Post over 100 Threads =O

Loved by All
Quoted by a ninja/gorilla (or Foman, I count him too)

Epic Epicness...
Tell 200 people that they have acheived and epic win/fail/phail

Burnt Toast
Become a forum moderator. Get bored of it, and begin "livening things up." Anger entire Halo community. Get stripped of rank. Post a long, dramatic, emo "farewell" post. Continue to randomly come back on the forums, but get flamed and spammed to death at each attempt. Rinse, and repeat as many times as necessary.

GOOD NEWS
say "old" whenever someone post something at least 30 min old

Taken down a knotch
Go from "Mythic Member" to "Member" in less than 5 hours.

Leak Freak
Leak news to the community before luke or Frankie have a chance.

Kneeslapper
Make vague jokes that clearly poke fun at a particular community members posting habits, without giving any specific names.

Please, stop! I beg you!
10 consecutive posts must fit the Foman-Standard; Minimum of 2 paragraphs per post, regardless of what the topic is about, how much you actually care, and condition of your keyboard.

Journalist
Post "Reported!" or "I love the Report as Spam button" or a similar post in response to a bad post or thread.

Banhammerbait
Create a thread that gets you banned within 5 minutes.

Pest
Point out something someone could have said to make their post funnier. Extra points if it actually occurred to them while writing it, but they decided they couldn't pull it off well.

Mission Impossible
Fully understand one or more of Recon Number 54's posts.

Owned
Suggest something or put forth an idea, but have someone shoot you down faster than a UH-60 in Somalia.

Poor Bastard
Believe that the new member ranks actually establish an authoritative hierarchy, and all lower tiers should offer homage and respect to those above them regardless.

Achronism
Fully understand every technical term in any one of Achronos' posts.

Fireman
Successfully stopped a flame war.

Incinerator
Started a flame war intentionally.

Did I Do That?
Accidentally started a flame war.

Mod Talk
Sent 25 PMs to a mod just because he/she is a mod.

Mod Stalk
Sent over a 100 PMs to a mod just because he/she is a mod.

Secret Agent Man
Ratted out illegal activities in a group

Atomically Incorrect
Tip-toe the line between PG-13 and NC-17 with your incredibly vague but vulgar comments, analogies, and stories

Try Again
Have your dream crushed by the webmaster

Fence-climber!
Over-use 'your mom' jokes in a thread because you think they're really funny when no one else does

Shooting Blanks
Have five posts not go through do to an unknown server error.

What's wrong with me?
Unintentionally misspell and/or misuse 7+ words across 4 separate posts within three days. Must already have 1+ "Foman" achievement.

Wait..Ahh damnit!
Mix up Foman and Froman while playing Halo 3 on Last Resort

Noobtacular! ask 50 times "why are you a heroic member?" or related questions....

listen to your parents
have a rank higher then you
tell something to you that gets you so mad you punch your computer to hell and cry like baby

Tears for Fears*
Write a heart-felt story of how your dog had died, you had broken your leg in an alcohol-related car accident, the IRS is now auditing you, you broke up with your girl friend, and your Halo 2 disc managed to get destroyed. Then add that if only someone could give them a Halo 3 Beta code, your life would not seem so bad after all.
*Achievement removed post-Halo 3 beta

Martyr for a good cause
Get yourself blacklisted after absolutely drilling the Bungie Team for placing no value in the Friends and Family program, and that by not showing the slightest inclination that some people on the forums have worth, they they are backstabbing loyal fans.Afterwards, a moderator shortens the 7-day blacklisting by more than half, saying that you needed to "cool down" for a few days.

Several months later, you realise that this moment, as well as a bogus, hang-over-related incident involving the first amendment, the Community Forum, and a particular moderator, caused you to miss out on (temporarily, of course) the new member ranks when they are released

High Hopes
Create a Halo 4 related thread.

Chad! Get the lights...
Close the Universe on your way out, following a reign of terror.

YMWFTFG
Successfully create a post wherein 70% or more of the post is comprised of acronyms currently en vogue on BNet.

The Little Book of Calm
Instill peace on a stressful, heated discussion.

Either that or an electronic cookie...

Loner
Create at least 7 threads which receive zero (0) comments/replies.

It don't work no more!
Use the report spam button over 100 times

The lights are on, but no one is home
Continue to post in a topic, when it is clear no one else has any grasp on the world around them.

You MUST have talent!
Recieve 5 PMs from other users, asking how you received Mythic or Legendary status.

The When Harry Met Sally
Convince everyone in the thread that you know what your talking about, even though you're faking it.

Eddie Murphy : Still think that Obbiquiet is hot and may send you pics

Bantacular
Ban 5 ppl in 5 minutes off bungie permanently

WOO-HOO! I'm Done!
Go through an entire thread copying everyone's post then posting all of them into one (or two) posts.

  • 12.19.2007 11:08 AM PDT
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Make a poll that gets 1,000 votes

don't know name atm edit later

  • 12.19.2007 11:20 AM PDT

The Duardo Vanguard: Spend 37 hours straight simmering in your own stink copying and pasting B.net forum achievments.

I kid!! Good job Duardo, very impressive.

  • 12.19.2007 12:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: Achronos
No.

Posted by: atomic weggie
The Duardo Vanguard: Spend 37 hours straight simmering in your own stink copying and pasting B.net forum achievments.

I kid!! Good job Duardo, very impressive.


i was going to do that one.............................aww forget it.

  • 12.19.2007 1:05 PM PDT

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

What made you decide to do that?

  • 12.19.2007 2:02 PM PDT
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"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

Posted by: atomic weggie
The Duardo Vanguard: Spend 37 hours straight simmering in your own stink copying and pasting B.net forum achievments.

I kid!! Good job Duardo, very impressive.
Dude, I was SO bored. I was trying to find something to do and that's what I came up with.

  • 12.19.2007 9:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Shallow Hal
Spend so much time on BNet that you begin to think that the regular posters actually look like their avatars in real life. Become highly confused when you finally see one of their pictures and they do not look like Master Chief sitting on the toilet, a dead grunt, a Septagon, or a number "7."

Crimson and Clone-ver
Become excessively confused because a user with the same BNet avatar as a regular poster makes a bad post that the regular poster would normally be unlikely to write.


[Edited on 07.20.2008 11:56 AM PDT]

  • 12.19.2007 10:43 PM PDT
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So now I'm a beta tester. Let's see where this goes.

"I'll never do that again!"
Wakeup hung-over, late for work, and connected to Bnet.

[Edited on 12.20.2007 7:36 AM PST]

  • 12.19.2007 10:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Posted by: Nedge
I'll never do that again!"
Wakeup hung-over, late for work, and connected to Bnet.
Achievement unlocked by Foman! (3 of the last 5 days!)

  • 12.19.2007 10:56 PM PDT
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The Local Fat Kid

Being a fat ass in the forums not doing anything skinny people would do or think of doing. Now If you excuse me I am going to eat all of the flamin Hot chetoes

[Edited on 12.19.2007 11:24 PM PST]

  • 12.19.2007 11:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: SS_Zag1
Achronism
Fully understand every technical term in any one of Achronos' posts.

Achievement unlocked! 15G
The Obsessor

Make enough replies about or mentioning the name achronos that everyone will take notice.


[Edited on 12.19.2007 11:34 PM PST]

  • 12.19.2007 11:33 PM PDT

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Prophet Of The Future Doom
Successfully predict the time of the locking of the thread or the time of the banning of all the persons who posted in the thread that you posted the moderators arrival time in.

  • 12.20.2007 2:34 AM PDT
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The Randomizer

Come up with the most random crap ever.
Oh Hey look!!! A Blood sucking butterfly! oh pretty. *leeches*

  • 12.20.2007 7:45 AM PDT