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PAGES 4-8 OF ACHIEVEMENTS:
I'm New Here
Make a post about the Flood in "The Flood" forum.
Code Monkey
Screw up the markup tags in any post, resulting in nothing more than plain text that illustrates your ignorance.
Lollercopter
Make a post with no punctuation. Instead, end ever sentence with "lol"
Foman's Bane
Make a post with an analogy that makes no sense.
Which way is Up?
Have a topic you posted moved to another forum by a mod or admin.
Barrel Roll
Post in an impurity thread
IMPOSSIBILITY:
Don't use "bump" or "-blam-" in the forums.
stosh blamer
Blame stosh for something.
Lēogan
Claim to have found Ling-Ling's head
Attention Whore
Make a post using: all caps, all bold, all italic, all underline, all hyperlinked, all quoted words.
Foman's Revenge
Get killed by Foman in a game of TS.
But I didn't do it
Whine like a 10 year old when you get killed
You Fail Indeed
Link to youfail.org at least five times, as though it's the wittiest gem you've come across in your life. Bonus points if you explain that it's a non-offensive but funny site in your post as though readers won't have heard of it before.
A Friend In Need
Make a thread (in the wrong forum) asking why your "friend" was banned for his thread, and why it was locked.
Freebie
Have an uncle who works at Bungie.
Liar Liar Pants on Fire
1. Getting permabanned, creating another account and then asking why your friend "insert name here" was permabanned
2. Getting banned from Xbox live and yelling at Bungie for banning your "friend" when everyone else is doing it.
And so it must be silenced...
Defeat the level covenant 777 timeS
3pic
Never use the word fail or any variation of; or the word epic, or any variation of.
Skool Daze
Spending too much time on Bungie.net while you should be paying attention in class.
Ninja star
Have a forum ninja post in your thread
b Grasshopper /b
Mess up when trying to use the Text Formatting Lengend
Chemical Appeal
Start a topic which links to a computer virus
You Don't Have to Go Home But You Can't Stay Here
Go on a drunken Yoozel-esque locking and banning spree at 1:30 AM on a Monday night.
Hey Joe!
Gain control through fear and Stalin-esq dominance over the Halo 3 forum.
Copycat
Take an idea from someone else and present it as your own. Extra points for doing it twice....
Banionaire
Ban 10 people within 4 seconds of each
Lenin was my Homeboy!
Officially announce that you are Communist, and back it up with Marz and Lenin quotes while simultaneously avoiding dying, getting maimed, or getting banned.
............yeah
use more than 100 ........ in a post.
Mega Poster
Get 1000+ posts on the forums =P
Threads Galore
Post over 100 Threads =O
Loved by All
Quoted by a ninja/gorilla (or Foman, I count him too)
Epic Epicness...
Tell 200 people that they have acheived and epic win/fail/phail
Burnt Toast
Become a forum moderator. Get bored of it, and begin "livening things up." Anger entire Halo community. Get stripped of rank. Post a long, dramatic, emo "farewell" post. Continue to randomly come back on the forums, but get flamed and spammed to death at each attempt. Rinse, and repeat as many times as necessary.
GOOD NEWS
say "old" whenever someone post something at least 30 min old
Taken down a knotch
Go from "Mythic Member" to "Member" in less than 5 hours.
Leak Freak
Leak news to the community before luke or Frankie have a chance.
Kneeslapper
Make vague jokes that clearly poke fun at a particular community members posting habits, without giving any specific names.
Please, stop! I beg you!
10 consecutive posts must fit the Foman-Standard; Minimum of 2 paragraphs per post, regardless of what the topic is about, how much you actually care, and condition of your keyboard.
Journalist
Post "Reported!" or "I love the Report as Spam button" or a similar post in response to a bad post or thread.
Banhammerbait
Create a thread that gets you banned within 5 minutes.
Pest
Point out something someone could have said to make their post funnier. Extra points if it actually occurred to them while writing it, but they decided they couldn't pull it off well.
Mission Impossible
Fully understand one or more of Recon Number 54's posts.
Owned
Suggest something or put forth an idea, but have someone shoot you down faster than a UH-60 in Somalia.
Poor Bastard
Believe that the new member ranks actually establish an authoritative hierarchy, and all lower tiers should offer homage and respect to those above them regardless.
Achronism
Fully understand every technical term in any one of Achronos' posts.
Fireman
Successfully stopped a flame war.
Incinerator
Started a flame war intentionally.
Did I Do That?
Accidentally started a flame war.
Mod Talk
Sent 25 PMs to a mod just because he/she is a mod.
Mod Stalk
Sent over a 100 PMs to a mod just because he/she is a mod.
Secret Agent Man
Ratted out illegal activities in a group
Atomically Incorrect
Tip-toe the line between PG-13 and NC-17 with your incredibly vague but vulgar comments, analogies, and stories
Try Again
Have your dream crushed by the webmaster
Fence-climber!
Over-use 'your mom' jokes in a thread because you think they're really funny when no one else does
Shooting Blanks
Have five posts not go through do to an unknown server error.
What's wrong with me?
Unintentionally misspell and/or misuse 7+ words across 4 separate posts within three days. Must already have 1+ "Foman" achievement.
Wait..Ahh damnit!
Mix up Foman and Froman while playing Halo 3 on Last Resort
Noobtacular! ask 50 times "why are you a heroic member?" or related questions....
listen to your parents
have a rank higher then you
tell something to you that gets you so mad you punch your computer to hell and cry like baby
Tears for Fears*
Write a heart-felt story of how your dog had died, you had broken your leg in an alcohol-related car accident, the IRS is now auditing you, you broke up with your girl friend, and your Halo 2 disc managed to get destroyed. Then add that if only someone could give them a Halo 3 Beta code, your life would not seem so bad after all.
*Achievement removed post-Halo 3 beta
Martyr for a good cause
Get yourself blacklisted after absolutely drilling the Bungie Team for placing no value in the Friends and Family program, and that by not showing the slightest inclination that some people on the forums have worth, they they are backstabbing loyal fans.Afterwards, a moderator shortens the 7-day blacklisting by more than half, saying that you needed to "cool down" for a few days.
Several months later, you realise that this moment, as well as a bogus, hang-over-related incident involving the first amendment, the Community Forum, and a particular moderator, caused you to miss out on (temporarily, of course) the new member ranks when they are released
High Hopes
Create a Halo 4 related thread.
Chad! Get the lights...
Close the Universe on your way out, following a reign of terror.
YMWFTFG
Successfully create a post wherein 70% or more of the post is comprised of acronyms currently en vogue on BNet.
The Little Book of Calm
Instill peace on a stressful, heated discussion.
Either that or an electronic cookie...
Loner
Create at least 7 threads which receive zero (0) comments/replies.
It don't work no more!
Use the report spam button over 100 times
The lights are on, but no one is home
Continue to post in a topic, when it is clear no one else has any grasp on the world around them.
You MUST have talent!
Recieve 5 PMs from other users, asking how you received Mythic or Legendary status.
The When Harry Met Sally
Convince everyone in the thread that you know what your talking about, even though you're faking it.
Eddie Murphy : Still think that Obbiquiet is hot and may send you pics
Bantacular
Ban 5 ppl in 5 minutes off bungie permanently
WOO-HOO! I'm Done!
Go through an entire thread copying everyone's post then posting all of them into one (or two) posts.