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  • Poll [28 votes]: What should I do now that I'm close to Bungie?
Subject: I am currently several miles away from Bungie Studios...
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Poll: What should I do now that I'm close to Bungie?  [closed]
Kidnap Frankie:  25%
(7 Votes)
Sneak in and steal Halo Bible:  11%
(3 Votes)
Sneak in and Steal secret copy of Halo 3:  11%
(3 Votes)
Get MC armor, pretend to be statue:  7%
(2 Votes)
Go through time machine to year 2552:  4%
(1 Votes)
Get job there:  18%
(5 Votes)
Act like Bungie Employee, enter secret meeting.:  18%
(5 Votes)
Nothing:  7%
(2 Votes)
Total Votes: 28

I flew into Seattle today, and am staying in Bellview, which is close to Bungie. What should I do?

  • 12.18.2004 1:20 AM PDT
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Kidnap Frankie.

Then Bungie will be forever in your debt ;)

  • 12.18.2004 1:22 AM PDT
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Posted by: Psyched
Kidnap Frankie.

Then Bungie will be forever in your debt ;)


Seconded.

  • 12.18.2004 1:30 AM PDT
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Posted by: Psyched
Kidnap Frankie.

Then Bungie will be forever in your debt ;)


Aye to that.

  • 12.18.2004 1:41 AM PDT
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You should trick the bungie girl into going on a date and then she'll probably take you to the bungie HQ and then you can go find halo bible and it wilz be so kool and you can like use to make halo 5 before bungie does and then you will be so rich and all the ladies in the world will love and worship you all the time and people will respect you too and you'll get like ninja body guards and stuff that would be so sweet i wish i had ninja bodyguards i guess i have these mod guys but they are kinda weak like goweb can't even take a rocket to the face without dieing all other the place and onto my food i got sick too.

[Edited on 12/18/2004 1:57:17 AM]

  • 12.18.2004 1:49 AM PDT
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Posted by: stosh
You should trick the bungie girl into going on a date and then she'll probably take you to the bungie HQ and then you can go find halo bible and it wilz be so kool and you can like use to make halo 5 before bungie does and then you will be so rich and all the ladies in the world will love and worship you all the time and people will respect you too and you'll get like ninja body guards and stuff that would be so sweet i wish i had ninja bodyguards i guess i have these mod guys but they are kinda weak like goweb can't even take a rocket to the face without dieing all other the place and onto my food i got sick too.


AHHHHHHHHHH! He's infected by New Mombasa!

I change my vote to Kidnap Frankie. Torture him with badly drawn Mister Cheif pictures into revealing the reason behind the name Bungie and the significance of se7ven.

  • 12.18.2004 2:01 AM PDT
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I thought I saw Frankie when I arrived at the airport, but it was just another bald guy. They all look alike. It would be pretty easy to kidnap him. All you would have to say is "Hey, I heard there's a box of fudge it that big van out front." And stosh, omygod i am so totally gonna make like halo 10 before you can, if only i could get, like, the halo bible!

  • 12.18.2004 2:48 AM PDT
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I heard someone say fudge...

Hey there's some bald guy with me too...

I wonder if he will like this random pictrue of MC that I stole from the bungie semi-front page...

Meh. Damnit... Can't stay on topic...

Yeah, I went with the Kidnapping of Frankie. You could just steal bungie's number 7. Then there would be hell.

>> Kritz

  • 12.18.2004 4:08 AM PDT
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Dress up as a girl, go to Bungie studios. Tey will let you in, since you look like a girl to them(wich is statisticly impossible at Bungie). Than watch out for Frankie, since he might try to hump you. Also, be carefull for Shishka because he might be on to you with his laser eyes.

Try to avoid Alta as well, since she won't like the competition. Don't be afraid that people will ask you questions, all the guys(except for the married ones) will just be like puppy's. Drooling all over the place and they will be looking at you with what they think is a cute face.

Next go to the webmaster (that's the big ape that keeps whining that he has a hangover). Give him something to drink, whiskey or just beer, but just a little. Than he will be begging for more. Don't give him anything. tell him that he has to get you the Halo bible and all of Bungie's secrets. Once he gets it for you, give him all the booze you have to make sure he's drunk and won't say a thing for the next ten hours. Time to get the hell out of there!
Mission complete.

  • 12.18.2004 4:14 AM PDT

yoo•zel- ('yoo-zhul): slang: vb.

Officium quod Fidelitas.

Steal the mod team some pay checks!!

  • 12.18.2004 4:31 AM PDT
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Posted by: Yoozel
Steal the mod team some pay checks!!

But then he's only helping 9 people. he needs to do something for the greater good. like kidnapping Frankie, or get me th Halo bible.

  • 12.18.2004 4:35 AM PDT
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I'd say you should get a job there, I hear it's really hard, but fun. good luck getting in though.. lol.

  • 12.18.2004 5:10 AM PDT

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If stosh uses no period the ill use no period

well you can go to bungie studios and make a request thread and if anyone wants anything they can request it and you can get it for us so i want that big halo 2 poster we see in the weekly update video becuase i will hang it on my house

wow

  • 12.18.2004 6:20 AM PDT
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I live a couple hours from Bungie in Eastern Washington. If I ever stole the Bungie Bible. I'D KEEP IT TO MYSELF! AND YOU WOULD GET NOTHING OUT OF ME! I'D READ IT EVERY DAMN NIGHT AND DREAM OF HALO!
...then I'd give it back cause I don't want them not making Halo 3 :(

  • 12.18.2004 8:11 AM PDT
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Or...we could just leave them alone.

Can you guess what my vote was?

  • 12.18.2004 9:10 AM PDT
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Posted by: Yoozel
Steal the mod team some pay checks!!


He could do that from any given bank, this is Bungie Studios! He needs to do something special like kidnap Frankie.

  • 12.18.2004 9:15 AM PDT
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Posted by: stosh
You should trick the bungie girl into going on a date and then she'll probably take you to the bungie HQ and then you can go find halo bible and it wilz be so kool and you can like use to make halo 5 before bungie does and then you will be so rich and all the ladies in the world will love and worship you all the time and people will respect you too and you'll get like ninja body guards and stuff that would be so sweet i wish i had ninja bodyguards i guess i have these mod guys but they are kinda weak like goweb can't even take a rocket to the face without dieing all other the place and onto my food i got sick too.


Great, just great. Stosh has been locking so many threads over at New Mombasa that some of their stupidity has rubbed off onto him. Now he's infected with Dolt Syndrome and the only cure for it is to flame everyone in your path until you die. "Death is the only release from New Mombasa."

[Edited on 12/18/2004 9:21:05 AM]

  • 12.18.2004 9:20 AM PDT
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pretend to be a statue... and when frankie like looks at you wondering the statue came from, you either 1. drop dead (pretending of course) 2. hug him 3. start humping his leg...

  • 12.18.2004 9:30 AM PDT

"My knee is bleeding, can I have a bandaid?" "Today its your knee, and in 10 years it'll be your wrists, why are you making this my problem?"

Do this again and I'll brand your ass with the banning prod

Posted by: MJOLNIRdragoon
pretend to be a statue... and when frankie like looks at you wondering the statue came from, you either 1. drop dead (pretending of course) 2. hug him 3. start humping his leg...


Or do all 3 of them.

  • 12.18.2004 9:33 AM PDT