The fact that the OP hasn't said anything else leads me to believe that he's just having a good laugh because people took such a ridiculous idea seriously.
At least, I hope that's what he's doing. Honestly, I'd love to know what went through your head as you typed out that massive Fomanian block of meaningless text. It's an Internet forum. For Christ's sake, the newest top story on the front page said "We show our junk to Halo3.Junk.ws and when it comes to junk, our junk is funky", and the people who work for the company have names like "Thug Larz" and "Phlegm Brulee". Why would you take such a site so seriously? Not to say that Bungie's employees are non-professional, but come on, these things should give you hints that this place is laid back. It isn't a lawfirm or something like that.
Lighten up.
[Edited on 11.30.2007 12:33 AM PST]