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Subject: Judging before reading; The ultimate guide!
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

--Now hear this! This thread was intended as a joke! Read accordingly (I find it sad I have to post this, as it is fairly obvious from the content)

Well now, I know none of you out there in forumland like to bother to actually read posts to see if they are of good quality, so that's why I have complied this nifty little guide; To let you know the person inside and out before even reading their posts!
* Avatar:
An important indicator, to be sure. The most important thing to keep in mind is the game the avatar is from. If it is from halo, they suck and should not be taken seriously. If the avatar is from ONI, they are probbrabbly creepy guys pretending to be girls. If their avatar is Marathon-related, you must worship them on spot. If they have any other avatars, they are dangerous terorists. Also you must take the color of the avatar into consideration. Blue is may favorite color, so if their avatar is blue, you must worship them for all eternity.

* Join date:
You know it. The ealier, the better right? Troo Troo. If they have a pre-2004 join date, they are god. treat them accordingly.

* Post count:
Most important factor. Quantity=Quality, after all.

[Edited on 12/19/2004 9:50:49 PM]

  • 12.19.2004 8:27 PM PDT
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Avatar == Oni.

O_o'

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and if they have one like mine they kick ass.

  • 12.19.2004 8:29 PM PDT
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Invisi-threads!

  • 12.19.2004 8:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: SurgeK
Avatar == Oni.

O_o'

Well than, you are definitely a creep guy pretending to be a chick... So I wont bother to read your post. Also, your Join date is after mine and your post count probbrabbly lower. Sorry, you just don't make the cut ;)

  • 12.19.2004 8:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: SurgeK
Avatar == Oni.

O_o'

Well than, you are definitely a creep guy pretending to be a chick... So I wont bother to read your post. Also, your Join date is after mine and your post count probbrabbly lower. Sorry, you just don't make the cut ;)


OMG my ego!!11shift+one!11!

You've killed it. You bastard.

  • 12.19.2004 8:35 PM PDT
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Just get a new one. Sheesh.

  • 12.19.2004 8:36 PM PDT
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okay. I'm changing my avatar.

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okay. I'm changing my avatar.

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jewish terrorist unheard of this is heracy ill sue you with all the powers that is my jewish family and our lawyers

  • 12.19.2004 8:45 PM PDT
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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Japanese swordfighting jewish terrorist? Intresting. Please elaborate.

  • 12.19.2004 8:54 PM PDT
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grrr cant -blam!- see

  • 12.19.2004 8:54 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Ahh. C'mon. What if their avatar is from the original version of halo, Blam? And what if they've posted every day since their join date, excluding blacklistings?

  • 12.19.2004 9:03 PM PDT
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on the Avatar thing: i don't really see how that affects whether a post is good or not. what if they just picked the avatar because no one else is using it? like me?

on the join date thing: i'm one of the earliest people to join this year; does that count?

on the color of the Avatar thing: ok, now thats just cheating. you can't set yourself up to be a god on your own terms. thats just wrong.

so stop pretending. only mods, the Bungie guys, and Eagle 117 are true "gods".

edit: on the post count thing: its quality > quantity. plus, there isn't any real easy way to coutn posts, so, like the prophets, you are a falsified god/person thingy.

[Edited on 12/19/2004 9:11:21 PM]

  • 12.19.2004 9:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mooman1014

on the color of the Avatar thing: ok, now thats just cheating. you can't set yourself up to be a god on your own terms. thats just wrong.


(Your avatar is blue too. Stop complaining)
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Most of you seem to fail to realise this is a joke. Jeez.

  • 12.19.2004 9:16 PM PDT

You didn't mention avataras. Like, myth avatars (still got some mileage in that one, baby!).

Oh, and my join date pwns j00 all.

- Reiginko

  • 12.19.2004 9:22 PM PDT
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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

I guess that means you are a terrorist then. Explains how you know so much abouy cyanide (syonide? lol)

  • 12.19.2004 9:25 PM PDT
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I must suck then and have no more reason to live. I was thinking of changing my avatar to a Marathon one but I thought otherwise because people probably wouldnt recognize my account without the radar. Should I change it?

Also, when I saw quantity > quality, I immediately thought of Davester and Charizard. That alone proves the statement is untrue, LoL.

  • 12.19.2004 9:32 PM PDT
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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Its from halo, true, but your avatar is blue... that means its okay.

  • 12.19.2004 9:37 PM PDT
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And if they have the words, Texas, Ben, or Potato in their names, they are strupid people who post dribble.

  • 12.19.2004 9:40 PM PDT
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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

SHUT UP! YOU HAVE A HALO AVATAR THAT ISNT BLUE AND YOU JOINED AFTER ME!!!! YOU SUCK!!! OMFG OMFG R0xx0R!!!

  • 12.19.2004 9:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: Texas Ben
Well now, I know none of you out there in forumland like to bother to actually read posts to see if they are of good quality, so that's why I have complied this nifty little guide; To let you know the person inside and out before even reading their posts!
* Avatar:
An important indicator, to be sure. The most important thing to keep in mind is the game the avatar is from. If it is from halo, they suck and should not be taken seriously. If the avatar is from ONI, they are probbrabbly creepy guys pretending to be girls. If their avatar is Marathon-related, you must worship them on spot. If they have any other avatars, they are dangerous terorists. Also you must take the color of the avatar into consideration. Blue is may favorite color, so if their avatar is blue, you must worship them for all eternity.

* Join date:
You know it. The ealier, the better right? Troo Troo. If they have a pre-2004 join date, they are god. treat them accordingly.

* Post count:
Most important factor. Quantity=Quality, after all.


replace hao with halo2 and it's correct. and what about greenchief. hu? and me?

*very white man like i say* i'm da bomb

  • 12.19.2004 9:44 PM PDT
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People, I take whatever I said on this post before back. Sorry... I feel like such a jerk, reading what I wrote. :(

[Edited on 12/19/2004 11:10:37 PM]

  • 12.19.2004 9:44 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Ugh! I regret ever making this thread. None of you can take my joke as a joke. Most of you have commented on my previous jokes such as Halo3 for the PS2 and my political satire "The Chimp and the Baboon"... why is this any different?

  • 12.19.2004 9:48 PM PDT

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