- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Heed my words!
Halo 3 will ship on March 17, 2001. No, I mean 2001. You see, the world will end next week, and time will start to go backwards...sort of like rewinding a giant VHS cassette. Except we will also be able to exist while things are going in reverse. So if you see somebody walking backwards, bend over and pick up a used kleenex off of the ground and snort the booger into their nose and put the kleenex into their pocket next week, DO NOT BE ALARMED!
You will also see things such as people walking backwards into restaurants, stealing the tips, and barfing soup back into a bowl, one spoonful at a time.