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Subject: Hmm.... is that elite -blam!-?
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At the end of Halo where you get the secret ending, if u beat it in Legendary, y is it that when they hug, How come the elite TOUCHES SGT.JOHNSONS ASS!!!!!!

  • 06.07.2004 4:44 PM PDT
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no
hes just shar'in the love

  • 06.07.2004 5:02 PM PDT
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he wants human ass. wonk wonk wonk stands for "Gimmy some of that sweeeeert can..."

  • 06.07.2004 5:55 PM PDT
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yeah i was expecting something a little bit more intense

haha, he was just caught up in the moment

another thing i was thinking is that the elite could woop up on johnson right there. i dont think johnson would even have a chance. i mean that elite could probably rip johnsons gun out of his hands and then rip his arms off.

[Edited on 6/7/2004 6:01:07 PM]

  • 06.07.2004 5:58 PM PDT

-S

How do you know that elite is a guy?

  • 06.07.2004 7:38 PM PDT
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o.O
Because. It doesn't have female... parts.

  • 06.07.2004 7:46 PM PDT

-S

And it has "male parts..." where? I didn't know you were an expert on Covenant gender.

  • 06.07.2004 9:44 PM PDT
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He's just understood, that's all?

Oh, and curious.

Well look at it this way... If you were an alien in a video game and you knew you were about to die, would you either die struggling or grope a mean looking Sergeant's ass?

No, but... I...

*high pitched, squealing and running away*

  • 06.07.2004 9:51 PM PDT
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/sarcasm:
Might be a little bit of both.

  • 06.08.2004 12:31 AM PDT
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Posted by: rAgn4rokK
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Because. It doesn't have female... parts.


Yeah but he dosent have any "male" parts either. Thjis of course going by Human male and female genetalia. He/She/It IS an alien species after all. For all we know Elites hatch from the egg's of a giant Elite Queen thingy.

  • 06.08.2004 1:45 AM PDT
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Short answer, probably -blam!-.

  • 06.08.2004 8:09 AM PDT
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mayb there is just one gender with elites and they reproduce with clouds of spores?

  • 06.08.2004 11:39 AM PDT
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Well think of this, on a sports team whena team wins, or makes a nice play, they all slpa each others asses, which i find -blam!- and nasty, but it doesnt mean they are -blam!-. Put yourself in that situation, when he opens his arms, would you grab the gun and kill him, dying seconds later, or would you both die together, going out on a good note.

  • 06.08.2004 12:15 PM PDT