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I am ignoring the last guestion there. Chief is 41. It says that he is recruited into the UNSC at age 6 in 2517. It is 2552 at the end of Halo and in Halo 2. So he s 41.

Here's my question:

What would a grunt with long hair and a ZZTop beard look like?

  • 12.20.2004 1:15 PM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

a very harry grunt

whould a elite have enough room for armor if he was harry?

  • 12.20.2004 1:37 PM PDT
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How hairy?

Has a grunt ever tried to live without methane?

  • 12.20.2004 1:44 PM PDT

probably!

how do thease forums work?

  • 12.20.2004 1:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: vipercheif
k all you have to do is ask a question involving halo or halo2 and dont expect a right answer you have to answer with a stupid answer its funny when it gets going i'll start

how old is Master Cheif
He was born in 2011 and Installation 04 was destroyed in 2552. He is 41 years old.

  • 12.20.2004 1:47 PM PDT
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with people submitting, supporting, and spamming them.

How do you fly to the son without dying?

  • 12.20.2004 1:48 PM PDT

i really hope you didnt do your own math in that question!

  • 12.20.2004 1:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: Atsumi
Chips.

Ah hah hah! Get it?

Meh, nevermind.


Man, that was bad. You're slipping.


Atsumi is being Moltar.
"Allright. Chips. HAHAHAHAHA! DIE!!! HAHAHAHA!"

  • 12.20.2004 1:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: DaedalusMJ12
Ewww...Someone thinks Cortana is hawt.
How'd u find out I liked... I mean... yeah! that guy thinks cortana's hot! Perv

  • 12.20.2004 1:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: cemical panther
i really hope you didnt do your own math in that question!
f you are referring to my question then read the spelling. The answer will be revealed if you use your eyes, and your brain, and your head too. (Quote from School of Rock.)

  • 12.20.2004 1:53 PM PDT

i was talking to ibeechu

  • 12.20.2004 1:54 PM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

Posted by: cemical panther
probably!

how do thease forums work?


very carefully


how do drones fly

  • 12.20.2004 1:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: DaedalusMJ12
Ewww...Someone thinks Cortana is hawt.


Sadly, there are many more just like him. Or her.

  • 12.20.2004 1:59 PM PDT
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this is like the stupidest topic i have ever seen.
you should all be ashamed of yourselves for
humiliating yourselves in such a way.

  • 12.20.2004 2:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: BoldDog
this is like the stupidest topic i have ever seen.
you should all be ashamed of yourselves for
humiliating yourselves in such a way.


I'm not ashamed of myself, this is fun...

How does the MC eat?

  • 12.20.2004 2:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: cemical panther
i was talking to ibeechu

oh...sorry. Well at least now everyone knows the answer.

  • 12.20.2004 2:04 PM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

Posted by: savagesqirl
Posted by: BoldDog
this is like the stupidest topic i have ever seen.
you should all be ashamed of yourselves for
humiliating yourselves in such a way.


I'm not ashamed of myself, this is fun...

How does the MC eat?


with a fork in one hand and a battle rifle in the other

why is gulity spark so innoying

  • 12.20.2004 2:27 PM PDT
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what color is master cheifs hair?

  • 12.20.2004 2:33 PM PDT
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Better yet, How does MC go to the bathroom? Did he just remove some plates of his armor ane pick a tree? I could just imagine Cortana's reaction to that. Or even if a grunt found him doing that.

  • 12.20.2004 2:34 PM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

k new question... its free to anyone

  • 12.20.2004 2:57 PM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

fine i see how it is i'll put in a question did MC ever take the warthog to Daytona

  • 12.20.2004 3:59 PM PDT
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He did. He won because the Johnson was using the gauss cannon and destroyed all the other cars.

[Edited on 12/22/2004 1:20:40 PM]

  • 12.20.2004 4:22 PM PDT
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okay here's one.....how do i get the bleeding to stop....

  • 12.20.2004 5:26 PM PDT

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Put salt on the wound.

  • 12.20.2004 5:40 PM PDT