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Subject: Bungie.net Quote Of The Year

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

If I don't post this Spartan_Zero and DeathscytheV2 will murder me. It's something the three of us thought of late one night while arguing with Chaplain. I give you: The Halo Prosecution Rights:

Posted by: MCs Brother, Spartan_Zero, DeathscytheV2

(UNSC MP approaches)
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can, and will be used against you
in the court of Halo. You have the right to a Cortana, if you cannot afford one we will provide one for you. Do you understand these rights ? (if not you will be summarilly fragged)


Man that was a long time ago. A long, long time ago. Sigh. I don't think either one of those guys log on anymore. I feel old....


Last one from me:

Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Flips
yea thx for pissing me off so much when I beat the game I wanted to smash my xbox.

You do that. And then smash your head against the wall. Just for good measure.


Yeah. I got a little pissed at people on Nov. 9th.

[Edited on 12/20/2004 7:22:57 PM]

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Posted by: sEkNdestroy
"Peek-a-boo, I see you. You can't see me, but I see you. I pull the trigger, the bullet flies. Covies watch as one of the prophets die."

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Posted by: MilesCPO
Posted by: sEkNdestroy
"Peek-a-boo, I see you. You can't see me, but I see you. I pull the trigger, the bullet flies. Covies watch as one of the prophets die."


That. Sucks. Ass.

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Posted by: Necro124
And for the last one, I don't really have a direct quote. I made a comment to a person who wanted a post counter by saying "Some people here believe in the quality of posts, not the quanity." A mod (sorry, don't remember who) said "Quality not quanity... that's what my ex-wife use to say...." I believe it was GameJunkieJim who chimmed in and said "Oooooh.... self burn?" and lastly, the mod responded "No, my ex-wife was your mom."


The mod was goweb. That's Septagon magic for ya.

  • 12.21.2004 12:23 AM PDT
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Look at this topic . Just got posted today. Pretty good quote for THIS year, I think. hehe.

[Edited on 12/21/2004 2:29:33 AM]

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See sig

  • 12.21.2004 2:39 AM PDT
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My sigs.

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what would i vote for...... hmmm

  • 12.21.2004 7:22 AM PDT

yoo•zel- ('yoo-zhul): slang: vb.

Officium quod Fidelitas.

'Frankie: Is obbi a guy or girl?
Me: I don't know, but it's been hitting on both of us.'

'Frankie: Yeah we really are a bunch of jerks.'

Both are those from AIM conversations with Frankie, but both screen names were taken out.

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Posted by: JSRF_Clutch
Posted by: Sarge343
Guys, I was playing Halo yesterday, (I think it was Silent Cartographer level) and when I met two hunters with my pistol, I killed them both with one shot each! The pistol is the best weapon against them!

um are you serious? Thats over a year old buddy.


JSRF's post made me laugh even more.

  • 12.21.2004 2:35 PM PDT

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Posted by: Yoozel
'Frankie: Is obbi a guy or girl?
Me: I don't know, but it's been hitting on both of us.'

'Frankie: Yeah we really are a bunch of jerks.'

Both are those from AIM conversations with Frankie, but both screen names were taken out.


That's hilarious!

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of coarse im going with.....
Posted by: Jophus1
I am dumd

Posted by: Jophus1
I am dumd

Posted by: Jophus1
I am dumd

Posted by: Jophus1
I am dumd

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Posted by: Reiginko

You crazy man!

- Reiginko

  • 12.21.2004 6:27 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: ArcWolf 117
Posted by: NoUSE4aName420
Im lookin for a sweet girl who enjoys online games.


If I recall correctly, Obbi's from San Diego... =)


That's just cruel.....

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It's not really a quote, but I'm sure you can find one you like in this thread. It's the link in my sig.

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*Frankie's impersonation of Marty O'Donnell*

Oh, hello! I was just working on the music for Halo 4! Yes, we work very far in advance. I make my music with strange instruments like this South American skin flute...Well would you like to hear Halo 2's end song? It goes a little like this...*Sings the a circus song*...

*Forgive my bad memory, as I know that this isn't entirely accurate!*

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Hit it like its Catholic

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I don't know who posted it but here it is........ "I feeded yur balls to my chihuahuar!!!!"

I don't know if that's entirely accurate.

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"He's one of the most wicked pissahs I've ever met.." -Chewbacca Uncircumcised about Jake Steak


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"That's great kid! Don't get cocky!"
H.S.

  • 12.22.2004 4:44 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: CTAJakeSteak
"He's one of the most wicked pissahs I've ever met.." -Chewbacca Uncircumcised about Jake Steak


_____________________________________________________________ __________ ______

"That's great kid! Don't get cocky!"
H.S.



I don't get it. Was I supposed to laugh?

Here's mine:

Posted by: MCs Brother
Xbox video game console: 150$
Halo 2: 50$
Mountain Dew, Pizza, and a pillow: 30$
Falling asleep in the 56th hour of your LAN party and waking up to find your flag gone: priceless.

Mastercard. Accepted where ever covie bastards are killed.


[Edited on 12/22/2004 4:48:45 PM]

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posted by: lellowranger
New Mombasa is a hell hole. Every single person there that complains about halo 2 and asks -blam!- questions like "will halo 3 play like halo 2 or halo 1" should have their balls cut off with a rusty butterknife soaked in salt water and vinegar. I hate them so much I'd delete the whole forum If I had full control over b.net html. Then I'd ban every single member that joined with the release of halo 2 that have been known to be annoying and complain.

Ahhh, that's the only way I can vent my anger.

[Edited on 12/22/2004 6:00:49 PM]

  • 12.22.2004 6:00 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

When asked what he would give New Mombasa for Xmas:

Posted by: eliteskull94
I would give New Mombasa an Enema.

One big-assed Enema.



I stole this from some guy's sig:


Unsung Hero007 remarks on the orbital mac gun theories:
or maybe Earth's gravity keeps it in orbit just like the moon! are u guys like high shcool drop outs or somthing??
In a world without red or blue, everything would be boring. And purple.

[Edited on 12/23/2004 2:27:57 AM]

  • 12.22.2004 8:51 PM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

and I got this from the flood are spreding

Posted by: vipercheif
how did I know that if you were getting into this story cookies and a shin was going to be involved

Posted by: Lankey Mk4
Because these are my trade marks, they must be here when in these forums. Whould you prefer no cookies and no shiv's?

Posted by: vipercheif
can I have a cookie then?

posted by:Lankey Mk4
When we meet up in the story


thaks lankey but you still havent given me a cookie

  • 12.23.2004 2:50 AM PDT