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Subject: Bungie.net Quote Of The Year

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

oh yes and lets not forget

13) send him to the star trek universe (sorry MC's brother i couldnt resist)

that was said by me in to kill a grunt

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Posted by: Shishka
'Cause...
o/~ The wheels on the bus go round and round... Round and round... Round and round! o/~
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[Edited on 12/23/2004 8:56:21 AM]

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that jophus quote, where is that from?

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Posted by: RandomlyIssued
Posted by: madcoconut
i dont understand, what makes me memorable?

your name.


Reasonably amusing, no?

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Posted by: RandomlyIssued
that jophus quote, where is that from?

i am dumd

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"Bet he can't stick it". I don't remember who said it.

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I thought this was pretty good: "Halo 2 is a lot like Halo 1, only it's Halo 1 on fire, going 130 miles per hour through a hospital zone, being chased by helicopters and ninjas. And, the ninjas are all on fire, too." - Jason Jones

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Posted by: WilshireNinja
"Bet he can't stick it". I don't remember who said it.


It was from a post in The Gallery. The one with Frankie and Jenny McCarthy.

  • 12.23.2004 7:33 PM PDT

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The Original 7717 ILBs Posts...

Today actually... of all the year (forum lurking the first half, posting the second), this quote from today just tickled my fancy:

Posted by: john masterchief
this whole site is ful of morons you obviosly need to learn more if johnson doesnt have radiation poisoning then mc would be immune to plasma listen im smarter then all of you retards. you dont know a damn thing about the human body, not to menchin plasma. BUngie dont make another halo your to stupid to -blam!- relise how a enhanced human body works how if your superhuman and have the new armor the mark 6 on that the chances of hitting mc's weak spots are 1:10 seeing as 26/36 of his body is covered in armor. Jesus Christ bungie I hate morons and anther thing that pisses me off is that you dont even know what nanotechnoledgy is, I mean com' on its the year 2552 you dont deserve to have a company not to menchin seeing as im going to sue your asses for false advertisemnet see you in court dumbasses

I'm never coming back to this descrace of a website ever again! THANK GOD IM SUEING YOUR COMPANY AND MICROSOFT YOU HAD YOUR -blam!- CHANCE TO RESEARCH UPON HUMAN NANO/AND MEDICAL ENHANCE MENTS -blam!- YOUR COMPANY AND I AM SUEING YOU

Oh... the guy was ragged on pretty bad. He had another quote... a mile long, in which he copied and pasted, but I thought this quote summed up his spectacularity in a quick jot. Whadda Wanker.

Here's the link to the thread where he made even more a fool of himself: Lazy...

Funny how he knows more about the character then the character's creators, huh?

Edit: That quote can fit under the ''stupid'' category right?


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this was in response to this
Posted by: MCs Brother
<Thinks about it happening to humans>
<explosively vomits>
<leaves to watch football and a marathon of movies with guns, explosions, and female nudity, belch, and sit on his ass, just to make sure he has no female eggs in his 'area'>

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: ObbiQuiet
I hear by 2052 they will replace central processing units in robots with super-intelligent Jello.


'Cause there's always room for Jello!


Now that is just class, and it's so true!

[Edited on 12/23/2004 11:33:32 PM]

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Posted by: Recon Number 54

"so eney one elss that is new?"

Does anyone know of whom I am speaking?



LOL
Did we ever find out if he crossed the street OK Recon??

  • 12.24.2004 12:20 AM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

"Do that again and ill brand your ass with the banning prod."

i think that was stosh

[Edited on 12/24/2004 2:01:31 AM]

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Opinions are like arseholes - everybody has one.

Knowledge is knowing Tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

There is no such thing as a bad decision, only good decisions based on flawed information.

What was certainly the most frustrating quote of the year, and one that can be found in any of the pre november 11th updates was this: CENSORED!

  • 12.24.2004 4:48 AM PDT

Some of the PMs I've had from people I've blacklisted have been quite funny, in a moronic sort of way:

The Godfather 1
These forums would not even exist without all the flaming
So an opinion gets you banned??? Flaming would be calling someone retarded or saying their mom is a whore.
Rules were meant to be broken, thats the point.

This goes on for a few PMs. And then, in the final message:
And like I said, why would I care, I got banned 11 hours before the release of Halo 2, I have no reason to come back to the forum section of bungie.net anymore anyways.

And just for shear desperation:
Get over your power trip, your a forum moderator, your not going anywhere fast in life.

Ending with:
Have a great day!

[Edited on 12/24/2004 7:46:43 AM]

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Posted by: GameJunkieJim
Posted by: Recon Number 54

"so eney one elss that is new?"

Does anyone know of whom I am speaking?



LOL

I once counted how many times he said that...

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I may come across as a nice guy but I'm not. Don't push it. - Stosh
Something like that, it was in a thread where you get to ask him a question and I asked if he was even there.

[Edited on 12/24/2004 10:08:23 AM]

  • 12.24.2004 10:07 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

I have just found another good one

Posted by: Kroenen
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Gold_Templar
What is KOTOR?

..........................sad...
Extremely.
Posted by: rabid gnome I... I don't know how to respond to this....

that was sad

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Posted by: vipercheif
I have just found another good one

Posted by: Kroenen
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Gold_Templar
What is KOTOR?

..........................sad...
Extremely.
Posted by: rabid gnome I... I don't know how to respond to this....

that was sad


Yeah but no but no.

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Death from slighly above the ground

The objective of war is not to die for your country buy to make the basterd ur shootin die for his

  • 12.25.2004 2:24 PM PDT

Hail the SI. Keep It Clean

yeah they're drugged up... I can smell the Haloauroma on their clothes.

That was Incizor in the forum: the flood are spreading. Funny.

[Edited on 12/25/2004 3:23:37 PM]

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Pokemon sucks.

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[Edited on 12/25/2004 5:42:14 PM]

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