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Subject: Q: Why doesn't Bungie listen to whiny players?
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A: It’s impossible.

I’ve taken a lot of these from posts I’ve seen about the sword in New Mombasa, they aren’t direct quotations, to keep it legible. But somehow, the poster felt that this was a compelling argument, and wondered why Bungie did not give full attention to his problems. Obviously, there are many of these conflicting arguments…

Sword-“The only way to kill a guy with a sword is to stay 20 feet away!”

Sword, 2 “It has too short a range!”

Sword, 3 “It shouldn’t be one hit kill!”

Sword, 4 “ ‘T3h NeWbz’ kill me with it, take it out!”

Sword, 5 “There should be two in each map, to make it even.”

Sword, 6 “Why isn’t it exactly like Halo CE? I hate new things!”

Shotgun-"It's too powerful up close! Some "N3wb" killed me with it. Me! The game is so broken! Me died!"

Shotgun, 2 "It fires TOO SLOW! Take it out!"

Turrets-“They pin me down against walls, and there is nothing I can do!”

Turrets, 2 “I keep getting sniped/melee’d/shot/rocketed out of them! Take them out!”

Magnum-“I want my old, powerful sidearm back!”

Magnum, 2 “Dual Magnums kill TOO quickly! Take it out!”

Plasma Pistol-“Why is it so weak now? It was better in Halo CE! Take it out!"

Plasma Pistol, 2 “It took away all my shields, and it homes in! Overpowered! Take it out!”

Battle Rifle-“It’s not a pistol! It’s too weak!”

Battle Rifle, 2 “ I got shot in the head four times, and DIED! Take it out!”

Carbine-“Too over powered! Give me back my pistol!”

Carbine, 2 “Not enough carbines on maps!11 Arr, I’m mad at Bungie!”

Rocket Launcher-“It homes in and hits me! Take it out!”

Rocket Launcher, 2 “It missed! Take it out!”

Ghosts-“They go too fast when boosting, and run me over!

Ghosts, 2 “They are too easy to board!” Take it out!”

Banshee-“It can fly away, and dominate the map! Too powerful!”

Banshee, 2 “What happened to the Banshees fuel rod cannon? It’s too weak!”

Wraith, “It’s too slow”

Wraith, 2 “It boosted and squished me! Ahh! I can’t lose! Never! Something killed me! Ahh!...Take it out!”


[Edited on 12/20/2004 3:05:34 PM]

  • 12.20.2004 3:04 PM PDT
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Q: Why do I listen to you?
A: Because this is a decent point.

  • 12.20.2004 3:09 PM PDT
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I have a feeling those were slightly changed. It's pretty much true though.

  • 12.20.2004 3:11 PM PDT
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whinny suck, take them out!

  • 12.20.2004 3:23 PM PDT
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Thank you Vella, for reiterating the simple fact that the vast majority of New Mombasians are idiots, and flamers.

P.S. Great job at summing up nearly every thread in that hellhole! ;p

[Edited on 12/20/2004 3:29:25 PM]

  • 12.20.2004 3:28 PM PDT
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hahaha

  • 12.20.2004 3:30 PM PDT
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Wow nice job!

Yeah most ppl in there say something is too strong and when they can't kill anyone with it, it's too weak. lol... never happy ;)

  • 12.20.2004 3:41 PM PDT
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all i hear is i suck because of this this and this if you take it out i will win. and i quote " 1 \^/i11 7h3/\/ b3 7h3 r0><3rz"

  • 12.20.2004 3:45 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

The Halo2sucks.com people are pretty much the same, except with much better grammer (than the original posts, not your edited versions).

[Edited on 12/20/2004 3:55:00 PM]

  • 12.20.2004 3:53 PM PDT
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That sums it up. These people are one of three things... They either got so into the Halo 2 hype that they made a dream game no game could possibly live up to,or they like to -blam!-,or the dont like losing. Mostly 2 & 3

[Edited on 12/20/2004 4:25:22 PM]

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HOLY CRAP this is the funniest true post ive read in WEEKS!

  • 12.20.2004 4:31 PM PDT
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I think the point is, here, that they're contradicting their own words. One person says this, while the other person says the exact opposite.

  • 12.20.2004 4:40 PM PDT

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There was a post about how the shotgun wasn't consistent in how many bullets it expelled in one shot.

  • 12.20.2004 5:29 PM PDT
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you'd think these people could be grunts,but there fun to insult hehehehe

  • 12.21.2004 12:03 AM PDT
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I got hit by a Warthog so my shields were down and somebody shot me with a sentinel beam and I died! Take out the sentinel beam!

  • 12.21.2004 12:08 AM PDT
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Maybe they could change the forum names.

NM = Flood
Zanzibar = Gtunts? They're ok, but still say uselessness.
Flood = 343 GS

Probably more bad then good. But it kind of summerises them.

BTW, nice summery.

EDIT: "I died. They need to take death out!"

>> Kritz

[Edited on 12/21/2004 12:21:18 AM]

  • 12.21.2004 12:16 AM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

The Warthog has wheels! Take it out!


Man, I love New Mombasa. Those guys make me feel gifted.

[Edited on 12/21/2004 12:22:27 AM]

  • 12.21.2004 12:19 AM PDT
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Sniper 1- The sniper is now a *inserts n-word* weapon! Its so easy to get headshots! TAke it out!
Sniper 2- The sniper is too hard to use! Take it out!

  • 12.21.2004 12:57 AM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Whenever I see that line "Take it out" it reminds me of that scene from Finding Nemo with the seagulls. "Fish. fish, fish, fish". You get the idea. lol

  • 12.21.2004 1:00 AM PDT
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"I can't win so bungie should change the whole game to let me win"

wait I gave them to much credit let me write it at their level

"me win not make bad things go away so me live long"

  • 12.21.2004 2:01 AM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Laney EvoVIII
"I can't win so bungie should change the whole game to let me win"

wait I gave them to much credit let me write it at their level

"me win not make bad things go away so me live long"


ha. they talk like Ug caveman. Ug laugh. puny people. Ug go pick fleas out of ug hair now.

  • 12.21.2004 2:04 AM PDT
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I would think cavemen would resent that statement.

At least they probably spoke coherently in their own language...otherwise humans would never have made it out of the stone age.

  • 12.21.2004 2:14 AM PDT

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I think the point is, here, that they're contradicting their own words. One person says this, while the other person says the exact opposite.


That happens a whole lot in the Halo2Sucks forums too...

The funny thing is, a few of them make good points, then the brainwashed fanboys go in and ruin their point for them.

  • 12.21.2004 5:28 AM PDT
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Sword, 3 “It shouldn’t be one hit kill!”

it's a goddamn energy SWORD!

Does that ring a bell?

  • 12.21.2004 6:08 AM PDT