- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
"don't make me use my stuff on you baby..." - bruce campbell, bubba hotep
"go sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here." - jack nicholson, as good as it gets
"i'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. and i'm all outta bubble gum." - roddy piper, they live
"suffer. and don't you -blam!- about your pain." - suffer, vision of disorder
any of the hundreds of one-liners by ash (bruce campbell again) from evil dead, evil dead 2, and army of darkness.