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Subject: Quotable Quotes : D
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So, Lets hear it, what are some of you favorite Quotes of all time. These can be taken from Books, History, Movie or Song Lines... Whatever. Just post em here.

I will start with this one.

"If i'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer!"
-ace ventura, pet detective-

  • 06.07.2004 8:37 PM PDT
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"Lois, if you still havent figured out im gone, please flip the tape over to side B."

- Family Guy.

  • 06.07.2004 8:44 PM PDT
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"Winning isn't everything... It's the only thing"

Vince Lombardi


"And another thing... I don't like women with fat ankles..."

Sergeant Johnson


  • 06.07.2004 9:48 PM PDT

bah

"Yes, yes, a checkpoint! Now we can be reckless and stupid!"
Spoken by Rip-Saw during a co-op campaign.

  • 06.07.2004 9:57 PM PDT
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" Can god create a stone so heavy he carnt pick it up?"

Can you see the paradox?

  • 06.08.2004 4:27 AM PDT
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" bet you cant stick it"
cortana
i wonder if shes said that before? dirty minx

  • 06.08.2004 4:29 AM PDT
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"Why are there 6 pedals if there are only 4 directions?"
-Caboose, RvB

  • 06.08.2004 6:25 AM PDT
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Look at my signature.

Yes, he really did say that.

  • 06.08.2004 7:05 AM PDT
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Another one for you:

Beer is proof that god wants mankind to be happy. -Ben Franklin-

  • 06.09.2004 12:51 AM PDT
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"Let me tell you dudes what I do to protect us: shoot at you actors like movie directors"

-Jay-Z

  • 06.09.2004 6:52 AM PDT
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Ma -blam!-as wanna act out a movie? I'll lend you a clip, with no ablivin' -blam!- stick to the script"

-Jay-Z

  • 06.09.2004 6:58 AM PDT
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"Oh you not feelin' me? Fine it costs you nothin', pay me no mind"

-Jay-Z

[Edited on 6/9/2004 7:00:46 AM]

  • 06.09.2004 6:59 AM PDT
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"Fresh out the fryin' pan into the fryer, I be the music biz number one supplier. Flyer than a piece of paper bearin' my name"

-Jay-Z

[Edited on 6/9/2004 7:04:00 AM]

  • 06.09.2004 7:03 AM PDT
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"I chose my own fate. I drove by the fork in the road and went straight"

-Jay-Z

[Edited on 6/9/2004 7:06:24 AM]

  • 06.09.2004 7:05 AM PDT
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"I'm far from being God but I work god damn hard"

-Jay-Z

[Edited on 6/9/2004 7:13:08 AM]

  • 06.09.2004 7:12 AM PDT
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"don't make me use my stuff on you baby..." - bruce campbell, bubba hotep

"go sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here." - jack nicholson, as good as it gets

"i'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. and i'm all outta bubble gum." - roddy piper, they live

"suffer. and don't you -blam!- about your pain." - suffer, vision of disorder

any of the hundreds of one-liners by ash (bruce campbell again) from evil dead, evil dead 2, and army of darkness.

  • 06.09.2004 7:18 AM PDT
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Is it so hard to edit your last post and add your quotes to that?

"I can't belive church shot me"
"OH DON'T EVEN START CABOOSE!!!"

caboose and church from RvB

  • 06.09.2004 7:20 AM PDT
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"Mass ignorance astounded me once, then I turned twelve and realized it was normal." -Me years ago.

  • 06.09.2004 7:54 AM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

"Your startin' to piss me of you pigly little sum-blam!-!" lady who wants her newspaper from Family Guy.

"For GOD SAKE, will somebody take this retard on a ride?" Me, a month ago.

  • 06.09.2004 8:03 AM PDT
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"The lama made me do it..."
Its true, no one ever belives me.

  • 06.09.2004 8:17 AM PDT
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"I didn't realize Amy Lee was hot until just now." - A friend

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"When I come back like Jordan, wearin' a 4 5, it aint to play games with you. It's to aim at you."

-Jay-Z

  • 06.09.2004 11:08 AM PDT
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Bolth..
No, Its pronounced Both.
Ya, thats what I said....Bolth.
No, youre saying bolth, with an L. Its pronounced BOTH.
(long pause) Dude, you say that like an ass.

RED VS BLUE

  • 06.09.2004 11:12 AM PDT

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