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Subject: The Diary of Mater Chief

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

ok we are going to try to make up a Diary be as funny as possible remember just make it up


i'll start


dear diary
today another grunt said he loved me

  • 12.21.2004 5:45 AM PDT
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But all the lovin he got from me was a bullet in the face.

  • 12.21.2004 5:52 AM PDT
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Why doesn't the Arbiter understand my feelings? Today he talked to me but he did not say what I wanted him to...

  • 12.21.2004 5:54 AM PDT
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Posted by: MJOLNIR MARK V
Why doesn't the Arbiter understand my feelings? Today he talked to me but he did not say what I wanted him to...


I seem to feel this warmth around him somehow...

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Posted by: KayJay
I seem to feel this warmth around him somehow...


but when cortana finds out...

  • 12.21.2004 6:00 AM PDT
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She'll change her hairstyle again!

  • 12.21.2004 6:04 AM PDT

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Posted by: MJOLNIR MARK V
but when cortana finds out...


My ass would be wopped.
Dear Diary,
Today little jimmy had a birthday party. I went to it and they were all dancing around a skull, while the Arbitor was off trying to kill the heretic...It was a good party...

  • 12.21.2004 6:05 AM PDT
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Today, Cortana proposed to me but how can i tell her how i feel bout the arbiter?

  • 12.21.2004 6:07 AM PDT
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Dear Diary,
I'm so tired of having the weight of the universe resting on my shoulders alone. I wish there was someone or something that could help me with my burden. I feel so alone. If only I could........

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Posted by: XploratorAlpha7
Dear Diary,
I'm so tired of having the weight of the universe resting on my shoulders alone. I wish there was someone or something that could help me with my burden. I feel so alone. If only I could........


...I wish the Arbiter would be on MY side...

  • 12.21.2004 6:10 AM PDT

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Posted by: XploratorAlpha7
Dear Diary,
I'm so tired of having the weight of the universe resting on my shoulders alone. I wish there was someone or something that could help me with my burden. I feel so alone. If only I could........


[color=green]So we could really feel the love between us [/color]

[Edited on 12/21/2004 6:11:49 AM]

  • 12.21.2004 6:11 AM PDT

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Posted by: MJOLNIR MARK V
Posted by: XploratorAlpha7
Dear Diary,
I'm so tired of having the weight of the universe resting on my shoulders alone. I wish there was someone or something that could help me with my burden. I feel so alone. If only I could........


...I wish the Arbiter would be on MY side...


Than are friendship with blossom into Passion...

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Posted by: Griffin Spades
then me and him can share pie together for all eternity.


What if Johnson or Cortana finds out?

[Edited on 12/21/2004 6:43:21 AM]

  • 12.21.2004 6:43 AM PDT

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No i musten think of such a thing, I will keep it a secret

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It's just me and Johnson against the world mow...the Love That Was Not Meant To Be...

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Day 2; Delta Halo Assault ~~

All I have eaten since reaching this Halo was 2 fried Grunt legs. They are too salty for my super-human tastes. I need to get my hands on a Hunter. They have endless supplies of raw, red, juicy meat.

  • 12.21.2004 7:01 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

Day 2, 24 hours remain I have to work quick or the Brute will find m.....to latsadfg

  • 12.21.2004 7:30 AM PDT
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I miss my Arbiter! ;'(

  • 12.21.2004 7:40 AM PDT
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I like potatoes.

  • 12.21.2004 8:08 AM PDT

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I like eggs..... Wait.... NO i don't!

  • 12.21.2004 9:03 AM PDT

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Dear Diary,
Today a Grunt yelled "furball!" At me again. And they mistaked me for an Elite wearing Green Armor.

  • 12.21.2004 9:48 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

day 25 I killed another grunt

  • 12.21.2004 11:08 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

hola buenos noches ppl... or at least over here it is

  • 12.21.2004 12:07 PM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

heres one



ITS MY BIRTHDAY YEA!!!!!!!!!!

  • 12.22.2004 2:01 AM PDT

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