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Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

fine well at lest post an entry

  • 12.22.2004 3:26 AM PDT

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Posted by: VII Toast
I have no clue who "Mater" Cheif is..

By the way, quit bumping your post. If you must say stupid things, edit it.


Its Master Chief! Sure my brother might of missed a word but we still now what he means! If you won't get along with the thread then go!

  • 12.23.2004 1:10 AM PDT
Subject: The Diary of Master Chief

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Dear Diary,
Today i thought about Sam, Linda, and Kelly. They were my friends, not only my friends but just like me, Spartans. Back then i still felt lonley and I felt a bond between me and Linda. Now i changed my mind ever since i met the Arbitor...

  • 12.23.2004 12:22 PM PDT
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Dear Diary,
At my b-day, the Arbiter never came. I have been crying ever since then. Maybe i should marry Cortana, yes i will make him jelouse and he will come to me. I love you Arbiter.

  • 12.23.2004 1:05 PM PDT

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Dear Diary,
Today, I purposed to Cortana, but she was already married to the Arbitor!! She says they will have cute little half Elite half computer children!!.....

  • 12.24.2004 8:26 AM PDT
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Posted by: Commander Locks
Dear Diary,
Today, I purposed to Cortana, but she was already married to the Arbitor!! She says they will have cute little half Elite half computer children!!.....


Fine, then I'll marry Sargeant Johnson.

  • 12.24.2004 9:50 AM PDT
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Johnson said he was already married to Gravemind....and thats why theres so many half human half flood running around this halo.

  • 12.24.2004 11:07 AM PDT

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Just plain creepy....

  • 12.25.2004 1:24 PM PDT

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