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the best show in the world. and what is your favorite quote from this awsome show is.
"...like the time you bought the cloud insurance.*flashes to clouds in the sky* We atack tomorow! I mean it this time. no, me too.
hehe i love that quote. what is your favorite. and make shure you tell it right. I hat those "boobs, hahaha" lead up to it.

  • 06.07.2004 9:33 PM PDT
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"OH GOD, IT'S EVERYWHERE! IT'S IN MY RACCOON WOUNDS!!"

Best. Show. Ever.

  • 06.07.2004 9:36 PM PDT
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When Meg is depressed so Peter says, "Well, look honey, You know that Pony that you always wanted when you were little?" *opens closet door* *both look in disgust and horror as they see a dead skeleton of a horse* "Oh, that's right...ponies like food... don't they?..."

  • 06.07.2004 9:38 PM PDT
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There's too many to count, it's just too funny. Like the one where Peter gets fired, and he tries to make up an excuse for not buying more groceries, "Louis, you're getting fat." It's hilarious.

  • 06.07.2004 9:39 PM PDT
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because you touch yourself at night.

  • 06.07.2004 9:43 PM PDT
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Because God hates you.

  • 06.07.2004 9:45 PM PDT
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The best is when Peter is visualizing his three kids as the three birds living in his beard, and he forgets Meg and puts Boba Fett in, with a "SWEET."

  • 06.07.2004 9:46 PM PDT
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if you can't name your favorite. name them all.

for example: "nothing says obey me like a head on a stick.-Stewy

  • 06.07.2004 10:19 PM PDT

Clerk:Sir i'm going to need those 2 hams back.*lifts chris shirt up*
Chris: I need an adult, I need an adult.
Clerk: oh its just a fat kid. fatty fat fat kid. have some chocolate fatty.
Chris: Thanks.
Something like that.

  • 06.08.2004 12:00 PM PDT
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Stewie:I need a saw capable of cutting through a human sternum.....its ummmm for latin class.


Family Guy is the best show in the world!!!!!

  • 06.08.2004 12:15 PM PDT
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yea.. the worst thing they have in england is drive by debates....


o reginald!....................... i disagree (drives off)

  • 06.08.2004 12:17 PM PDT
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The auction.

Auctioneer : Here we have a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute!
Quagmire : 50 dollars!
Auctioneer : She had 9 STDS.
Quagmire : 45 dollars!
Auctioneer : And she wet herself when she was caught
Quagmire : 50 dollars!

  • 06.08.2004 1:37 PM PDT
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"My father's been working at that factory for 60 years! That's almost 80 years!"

  • 06.08.2004 1:54 PM PDT
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(Peter in an art class, and a naked man is on the stage, and whispers a question to a classmate)

"Am I, Am I supposed to draw his pen is?"

(Same thing, except now he has clay; I think I got this one right)

"Am I, Am I supposed to sculpt his pen is?"

(Now, Peter's on the stage, and is about to conduct an orchestra)

"Am I, Am I supposed to conduct with my pen is?"

My friend said the show is coming back; it should of never got canceled to begin with...

  • 06.08.2004 2:00 PM PDT
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fat man with his kids and dog drove in from the mornin fog

  • 06.08.2004 4:27 PM PDT