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Posted by: Vendetta 50
Once upon a time, when I was about 6 years old, I got sick.
So I hallucinated.
It was the middle of the night, and I woke up all hot and flustered and totally -blam!-ged out. So I started looking around my room. I glanced up at the light on my ceiling, only to see that it was flying around in giant circles, about 3-4ft in diameter. Huge swoops. So I started freaking out, and tried to look away.
Here's the worst part.
Me, being terrified by anything remotely scary, had been browsing the movies at our rental place, and had picked up Stephen King's "IT", and had totally flipped when I saw the clown. Wouldn't go near the movie. So my sick mind took this, and interpreted it into a hallucination.
Of Ronald McDonald.
A demonic version of him was on every wall of my room, like 6 giant TV sets all laughing maniacally at me. I started screaming, and ducked under my quilt to try and get away from him. Not a good plan, since I had a checkered quilt. He filled up every square of my quilt, and kept laughing and laughing at me, with his huge pointed teeth. I tried closing my eyes, but he was burned onto my eyelids.
Worst night ever. I doubt any of you can top that.
Man dude, you must have schizopherinia.Like, wow, see a doctor.