- mixtertrix
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"You got 2 years of cl1t deepening you mean?"
"Uh. Wut?"
"..."
"Do you know what a cl1t is, dear?"
"LAWL SO SIGGING THIS -blam!-!"
Posted by: glass
Scariest (I know it is creepy I'll do that later)
Me and my friend Turpin (that is his last name) were playing ding dong ditch. So we get to this Kenyan place mk? Well, Turp (Short for Turpin) hurt his ankle, so i rung that -blam!- doorbell as many times as possible in 5 seconds, and booked it. Well, as we were walking through his backyard into his yard 2 police cars came flaming down that street. We followed them until they reached the house we ding dong ditched. We stood outside of the ground floor window in Turp's room in the basement, as we talked to my 2 friends who were also spending that night they shone spotlights through the backyards. That -blam!- was shining right in my eyes. WE TOOK OFF DOWN HIS YARD AND INTO THE HOUSE BEING BUILT NEXT DOOR. GOD KNOWS HOW HARD IT IS TO GET ON THE ROOF OF A HOUSE BEING BUILT! We hid up there for 3 hours, and as time progressed about 4 more cars came. From where we were we could see the room and all the land around it. The cops even went so far as to ask my two friends as they were watching a movie inside as to why their window was open.( They didn't come cause they are sissys). At 5:00 A.M. they gave up their search and we got back down into the room, only to find in the morning that Turp's mom had figured out we went out. She told his dad. (he was a Seal). WE GOT THE PADDLE OF DOOM!
Now for the creepiest thing. I'd rather just use this in general, than specifically. Have you ever gone to a theme park, and everywhere you go. There is a person. They're looking at you. Well, I'm not sure if you have seen it go this far, but a man was a murderer. Like number 1 in my area type of murderer. I mean he is like the Jeffey Dohmar of my area. Anyways, well later on in the week after I was creeped out i figured out that guys taring at me was the killer, and he was arrested.
Lastly, two years ago on Christmas, about 11:23 P.M. I was still psyched about my Christmas gift as we went down the highway back to Hamilton from Dayton OH (to spend the night in an Apartment before we finished our trip to Nashville the next day) I saw a shooting star just bolt across the sky, and behind it flew something else. (No it was not the tail). It was a light-ish green color. I was like SWEET!
This year though. EXACT SAME THING HAPPENS! I've been waiting for Christmas for a whole nother year. Now I get to see it again if it comes.
actually i think this is the most scariest thing in my life EVER!!! .....
well one time i was with some friends mmk?? and we were just chillin....then my friends ex bf comes over so me and her legged it out the back and he eventually left..( IM NOT DONE!! )
then we got picked up by my friends mate...we were meant to go to a party...but we got there and noone was there...
so we walked around for a bit ( i had no idea where we were because i was in a totally different town ) then eventually we met up with these guys at a house...my friends friends friends....yeah.....then all of a sudden he freaked out and tryed to fight them...then they were all yelling...then the guys dad calls the cops...and all of a sudden theres like heaps fo people outside the house lol (if this is hard to understand sorry)
then the cosp cam so we just all walked off...and we were chillin in a park...and we notice that the cop station is practically right next to us...so we are like yeah its all good....then about 6 cars came and 2 paddywagons came....then all of a sudden they turned there flashlights on....i have no idea why (maybe because i was blind drunk) but we all just legged it and the cops were chasing us all....and i was trying to stick with this guy but he told me to leave him alone...then i was walking down this long as grassy dark little road...and these dogs barked and scared me soooo much....then it was a dead end so i turned around and went through this backyard...and tryed to open this gate as slow as possible so i wouldnt wake the people inside....then i got to the front and i was like CRAP!! cos it was a really long driveway...so i tried to sneak along the side of the fence...then the AUTOMATIC LIGHT TURNED ON AND SCARED ME -blam!-LESS!! so i absolutely RAN!!!!....i had almost pissed myself because i saw this cop down the road talking to these people at a house...so i turned around and it was a dead end road....so i just ended up giving up ( i didnt know where i was at all and i was scared sooo bad) then the cops came up to me and said " are you the -blam!-head name aaron?" and i was like,.....yeah....and they said get in....and luckily my friend and her friend were in the car (the onyl two people i knew) then as we were driving home her friend was crying and i was hugging her.....and everytime i was trying to say something they told me to shut up...but when my mate talked about her ex ( he robbed stores and stuff ) they straight away listened to her lol....
anywayz.... we got back to her place....and her mum was at the front door.....i was trying to call her when i was lost ( o yeah my phone died on me too ) but when we got there the cops talked to her and i swear i am the luckiest guy alive....she didnt yell at me or my friend....she was just hoping i didnt call my mum lol....anyway the cops thought i was suspicious because i kept figiting and told me to empty my pockets...i did....nothing bad there....i was just scared like i have never been before....so eventually i tried to sleep and couldnt because it kept running through my mind....then i got a reverse charge call...and it was my friends ex ( the robber) and i -blam!- myself and said my friend was sleeping and i cudnt wake her up...
well.,....thats my story...sorry if you couldnt follow it but -blam!- I WAS SCARED!!