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Subject: Creepiest things that have happened to you.
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I pooded mahself once.

  • 02.15.2009 8:33 AM PDT

LOL

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  • 02.15.2009 9:05 AM PDT

"Now, I'm not one to beat around the bush, so to speak, so I'll come out and say it: "Self gratification", also known as "jerking off", "spanking the monkey", or "pulling the laughy-taffy". I realize that the urge for self gratification is strong, but remember sons, it means one thing to you; death."

- Richard Browning, the most epic post known to mankind of forums

Posted by: Zooid
Every now and then I get this sudden jump when I am in bed. Have no clue what it is, but it usually happens when I'm dozing off and I am thinking about a walking on a bridge while it collapses. Go figure.

Also, at my old house I had woken up during the night because I was thirsty. I couldn't see what time it was, but it was late. Well I walked by the bathroom to see the light is on and I here someone brushing their teeth. I look in to see who it is and there is no one there. I ran to my room pulled the sheets over my head and hummed a song. For a week or two, it felt like I was being watched by something whenever I went to bed. Haven't told any of my family members this till now.

Also on a separate note, Furbees are the creepiest toys ever.



Oh god, I know exactly what you mean about the falling thing. I feel like I have a heart attack falling off a plane in mid-air, right as I am falling asleep, for about half a second, and it feels scary as F**K.

Furbees are also creepy as S**T also. I had one for 4 hours. It kept talking to me. When I didn't do anything near it at all. And are furbies suppose to travel from room to room?

  • 02.16.2009 8:25 PM PDT

Don't waste your time or time will waste you.
-Muse

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Posted by: halo3mnky
Sorry but Lol I just thought this story is hillarious!
I just imagine a man in pajama's saying man would that stupid noise stop!
Then going out side and seeing the purple light, Holy -blam!- aaahhhhh!!!


I swear to God I thought I was going insane when it happened.

Wait, you were serious?

  • 02.16.2009 8:28 PM PDT

All Retards are Retarded...

You Catch My Drift??????????

I remember it was a while ago & a bunch of friends and I were walking past one of those long streets. I was trailing behind listening to my iPod & when i almost finished crossing I turned to the right (the long street) and I saw like 3 figures in black so then i ran up to where my friends we.

Another time i was at a party and we were playing manhunt. Two of my friends and I were walking down a street and it was a dead end. The end had a lamp post at the end. We saw like a shadow, so we started saying imagine its like the dog from the Omen or something. All of a sudden the light flickered off. WE kinda stood there for a while & then I felt kind of weird, then it went away, but I then forceably kept myself in that way. i scared my friends & they ran back to tell everyone. I slowly walked back to where they were and everyone ran into my friends house and locked the door. Then I went to the back and went throught the back door & I was like "guys im just kidding"

  • 02.17.2009 5:39 PM PDT

1337 dance moves
Posted by: Death2BlueCheese
im afraid im gonna have to confiscate your testicles.

What are you, the Cyber police? lol.

I was out camping with a buddy of mine and he needs a machine because he stops breathing while he sleeps. Well he claimed that I was talking in my sleep, though I THOUGHT it was real... I could've sworn hearing footsteps in my camper on the tile floor and then opening my eyes and then heard a loud bang on the door, and I thought I woke him up, but it was all a dream, it was like a ... real life dream.

  • 02.17.2009 5:43 PM PDT

ok you may not find this creepy as it didnt happen to you but i was forced to eat a chopped up mango........
I couldnt swallow it at all so I HAD to force it down.
Later that day I couldnt stop vomiting.......

Eww......that memory still haunts me....

  • 02.17.2009 5:48 PM PDT
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ok the scariest thing that happened to me is i read a bungie form called creepiest things that can happen to you

  • 02.18.2009 10:19 AM PDT
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Almost -blam!- in my pants when I played Resident Evil 3 when those damn liqours or however you spell it would come out of nowhere. good game though :)

  • 02.18.2009 10:44 AM PDT

Charge...BACKWARDS!

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Posted by: Zooid
Every now and then I get this sudden jump when I am in bed. Have no clue what it is, but it usually happens when I'm dozing off and I am thinking about a walking on a bridge while it collapses. Go figure.

Also, at my old house I had woken up during the night because I was thirsty. I couldn't see what time it was, but it was late. Well I walked by the bathroom to see the light is on and I here someone brushing their teeth. I look in to see who it is and there is no one there. I ran to my room pulled the sheets over my head and hummed a song. For a week or two, it felt like I was being watched by something whenever I went to bed. Haven't told any of my family members this till now.

Also on a separate note, Furbees are the creepiest toys ever.



Oh god, I know exactly what you mean about the falling thing. I feel like I have a heart attack falling off a plane in mid-air, right as I am falling asleep, for about half a second, and it feels scary as F**K.

Furbees are also creepy as S**T also. I had one for 4 hours. It kept talking to me. When I didn't do anything near it at all. And are furbies suppose to travel from room to room?


I know exactly what both of you are talking about. One time, while I was half asleep, in my dream, I was walking on ice, and then I fell, and right before I was going to hit the ground, I woke up. I was breathing heavily, and It felt like I was still in midair, bracing myself, with my heart pounding.



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  • 02.18.2009 4:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: Larry Summer
I keep hearing the little Xbox Notification noise out of nowhere. Maybe I should go see a professional.
You're fine it hapens to everyone wwhen they first get the 360, get a buch of achivements, and/or get a new game and get all the easy GP

  • 02.19.2009 12:58 PM PDT

They're not swear words, they're sentance enhancers.

dude i used to hear that 2 not as much now

  • 02.19.2009 9:54 PM PDT
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Quoted from: Socrates
the highest form of Human Excellence is to question oneself and others.


Proud owner of crapdancemagee's soul since 9/4/05

Okay so this happened about a year ago... me and my friends were in my car driving around the foothills near where we lived. We went down a road and on the right there were some bushes... so we get to the end of the street (no houses were right along the street, thought here were some long driveways for houses high on the hill) so we turned around and on the way back we noticed the bushes were completely mangled... they were absolutely shredded. Keep in mind, we had been there literally less than a minute before and they were fine, but there they were about a ten feet section of the large bushes completely torn up.

  • 02.19.2009 11:07 PM PDT

wen i was home alone and i waching a youtube vidio about hypnotizeing and after the video i cept seinng my little brother on the wall

  • 02.20.2009 9:09 PM PDT
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during the summer when i was in my room and everybody else as outside playing i heard some weird noises and im like what the hell is that and it was coming from under my bed it just like random noises and it was a few years ago and i cant remember what they sound like

  • 02.21.2009 2:18 PM PDT
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I was on computer when i heard footsteps behind me....I turned around"ahh the flood!" Ohh its only you gran

  • 02.21.2009 2:43 PM PDT
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ok now im freeked i hear strange voices outside.strange its all dark outside .scary

  • 02.21.2009 2:45 PM PDT

For Tru7h and Honor

dude me 2 today a lamp or something was going on and off on and off

  • 02.21.2009 6:45 PM PDT

Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it often.

Arguing on the internet is like running in the special Olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded.

When I was about nine we moved into our current house. It is a 100 year old victorian house. I started to have these weird dreams about myself getting stuck in a room full of mirrors. In every reflection there was this little girl in a white night gown with blonde hair staring at me. She looked longingly at me and told me that she would like to meet me soon. I had this dream about every night for a month.

Around June of 2002(?) I had just returned from the "Old Home Days" our town has every year. After a long day of rides and games with a few friends. I walked into the bathroom to brush my teeth (being the obediant nine year old that I was). When I looked up in the mirror there she was. She smiled and said, "It's nice to finally meet you".

I started screaming. My mom ran in to see what was wrong. I started to tell her about the dreams and the girl in the mirror. As the words came flying out of my mouth, I relalized I sounded crazy. After my friends went home, my mom sat me down to talk. She started telling me about how one of her friends convinced her to get a psychic reading. The medium(?) told her a bunch of different things, most noted was a little girl that matched the description of the one I saw.

We decided to brush it off as coincidence and my imagination. About a month or so later, a sitter was hired for me so my mom and her fiance could go to a movie. My sitter and I decided to watch The Goonies. Around the time the movie was ending, my sitter, Thereasa started screaming. I freaked out and asked what was going on. From the living room, you can see the front hall stairs, on the top of the stairs is a landing, on the landing was the little girl, laughing at her.

We both freaked out. She called my mom, who was on her way home, and started to scream and yell. As soon as my mom walked in, the sitter left, not even waiting to getting paid. After I explained what had happened, my mom decided to do some research. We found out that in a back upstairs bedroom a fire had broken out. A small child was killed. The child was a seven year old girl with blonde hair.

This story is 100% true. These are experiences that I cannot find any other explination for other than the supernatural. I have had many other experience like this before, but with other "spirits". PM me if you would like to hear them. This is the lengthiest one.

  • 02.21.2009 11:28 PM PDT
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I was play Halo and this Ghost kept moaning and stuff and I yelled "STFU GHOST IM PLAYING HALO.... GAHHH!" and threw a pen at my wall. He kept doing it, and I just kept yelling and The Noise would stop.

I think Hes just jealous cause I got Katana and he only haz Hayabusa lolz.

  • 02.21.2009 11:32 PM PDT
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Epic Thread halo3mnky!

  • 02.21.2009 11:38 PM PDT