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Subject: Creepiest things that have happened to you.

"Tough luck, catch and lag ON!"

I get hallucinations, occasionally.
When I was 5, a rubbery yellow hand flopped over the side of my bed and tried to grab me. When I was a little older, I hallucinated / saw a grey, spectral, ragged thing outside through the crack in a door.
It didn't look friendly.

  • 11.01.2010 5:43 PM PDT

Love Bungie.

A plane crashed in the river beside me. That was so unexpected! :O

  • 11.02.2010 8:02 AM PDT


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I was sitting in front of this computer when a gecko crawled up my pants. I yelled.


Thats hot.

  • 11.02.2010 9:14 PM PDT

Not too long ago while myself and my girlfriend at the time was in mid coitus when we were interrupted by a little kid laughing. I assumed it was my 5 year old nephew sneaking around the house late at night. So I jump, fumble around in the dark until I get to my door. I open it, and no one was there.

I shut the door and sat down. I asked her if she had heard that, and she had. Needless to say it killed the mood, so we just laid there and tried to debunk what we had just heard. Then it happens again. It sounded like a little girl was laughing not 2 feet from my bed. I grabbed the remote to my T.V, turned it on and cranked up the volume.

I still don't know what or who was laughing in my room. I don't believe in the paranormal...but that night kinda got to me.

  • 11.03.2010 8:25 AM PDT
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creepiest thing was when i was camping i had a big fire going so i took a pic and in the middle of the fire i saw a face that looked like it was screaming that really freacked me out

  • 11.03.2010 2:01 PM PDT

wardy

even better idea, use a fireball or maybe call superman to help you, yno cos there ACTUALLY REAL.

  • 11.03.2010 2:36 PM PDT

I got these cheeseburgers man....

At my old house, there was this huge thunderstorm. There was lots of lightning. Out in the backyard, i thought i saw a couple people. But, it might of just been some animal, i lived in the country after all.

  • 11.03.2010 3:43 PM PDT
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Where did you hear about skyrim
Uriel Septim came to me in a dream and started peeing in my face, whispering "turn on the the internets..."

i was in my house at night on my own, i was walking from my kitchen to my living room (which are right next to each other) when a ladel that was hung up as a decoration comes flying across the room and smacks me on the head.

i was in my living room on my sofa a few nights later and im on my laptop, it was really cold that night and i didnt think much of it untill i felt somthing breathing in my ear like when someone is peering over your shoulder thing is my sofa is against the wall so i freaked out.

  • 11.03.2010 4:06 PM PDT

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I was flexing one night,
And the BOOGLEY MONSTER CAME!

  • 11.04.2010 7:07 PM PDT

Posted by: erishie
creepiest thing was when i was camping i had a big fire going so i took a pic and in the middle of the fire i saw a face that looked like it was screaming that really freacked me out


Pic pl0x?

  • 11.04.2010 7:59 PM PDT

We butter our bread with butter....

nothing scary has ever happened to me.... am perfect like that.

  • 11.04.2010 8:59 PM PDT

Aim high

One time when I was little i went with one of my friends to one of those big indoor play areas at Macdonalds. We were playing tag, running around having fun climbing all over everything. Then this big fat ass lady came in with her kid. I swear I still have nightmares about that freak. He was an albino, with skin so pale you could see the veins pumping in his temples. Me and my friend ignored him and went back to playing. A couple minutes latter we hear this chilling voice from somewhere deep inside the ball pen echoing through the whole area. it was singing the first line of the pinky and the Brain themes song over and over again. just singing PINKY AND THE BRAIN BRAIN BRAIN. And as if that wasn't creepy enough he started slinking around at the top of the slide. Me and my friend continued to ignore him and kept playing. Later when i climb to the top of the slide there was a platform above it where you could hide. As I approached the slide entrance, the singing suddenly stopped. I hesitated and looked around, then all of a sudden that albino freak jumped from the top of the platform and knocked me to the ground. He jumped on me and started trying to strangle me. I screamed and tried to kick him. He was making crazy noises and was drooling all over me. Hi fat mom runs up and grabs him by the hair and drags him out of there.

I have hated albinos ever since.

TLDR: strangled by a crazy albino at MacDonald's

  • 11.04.2010 9:13 PM PDT

your friendly neighborhood Spyder Mann93

The creepiest thing to happen to me was when i was little i would always sleep out on the deck at my house i would go to sleep with my head facing one way then when i woke up my head would be where my feet were the night before. Also my family went on a trip to utah to visit our old friends and one night i was sleeping in my friends bedroom and then the next morning i woke up at the bottom of his sisters bed all the way down the hallway

  • 11.04.2010 9:51 PM PDT

So, there's this bird that lives on my parent's property. A pheasant, if I am not mistaken. It had a habit of sleeping in the tall grass at the edge of a pond in our cow pasture on cold november nights. The moisture in the water would cause a 5 foot high fog layer to form across the pasture, and it was usually very quiet. After going to see a movie or something like that, my friends and brother and I would ususally hang out in the pasture and walk about as we talked about the movie or whatever. On rare enough occasion to be always a surprise we would scare up this pheasant.

The sound of a terrified pheasant suddenly taking flight from four feet of tall grass obscured by silencing fog is enough to freeze a human heart for three beats. The first thought to run through the deepest primal part of your mind is that a giant lizard is about to eat you. The primal part of your mind ways all the evidence, concludes it is sound, and forwards the thought directly to your feet.

You can run quite a ways in the space of three heartbeats, even if your heart isn't beating at the time.

Eventully, we took to carrying stick when we walked through that part of the field. Not for protection, mind you, but in case we got to take a whack at that gorram bird before its wings and our feet carried us to opposite ends of the property!

  • 11.04.2010 9:58 PM PDT

<(-_-)> Teh mokey is not amused

I live two stories up in my house. Once while everyone was asleep I heard the kitchen door slam, I assumed it was just the wind untill I heard footsteps comming up the stairs, at this point I was a little concerned, I was quite young so I hid under the covers and eventually heard the preson stop outside my room before proceeding to climb up the steps (I have a bunk-bed) to my bed. I lifted my covers a little and no-one was there <(o0o)>.

  • 11.05.2010 6:39 AM PDT

"Dude, what are you doing right now?"
"Uhh... Heh, my mom."
"Dude... What?"

Best friend raped me in a game of Hide 'n Seek.

Yeah, I'm not lying. :l

  • 11.06.2010 12:38 AM PDT

Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!


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Posted by: McSwishy
Best friend raped me in a game of Hide 'n Seek.

Yeah, I'm not lying. :l


Elaborate please.

Guys, I swear I saw these posts a week ago, and it says they were posted a day ago!

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  • 11.07.2010 1:09 AM PDT

I woke up one night to hear this absurdly loud object flying overhead, and my house is vibrating.

So I look out my window and this thing (whatever it is) is movie rediculously slow, but its LOUD.

So, I take a step outside, get one look at this thing, and notice that its not a helicopter.

Or a plane.
Or a jet.
Or a blimp.
And that its glowing a faint purple color.

At this point I'm going HOLY -blam!-! and running back inside. I make sure all my doors are locked, and by the time I was done, the noise simply stopped. It didn't trail off, it just abruptly stopped.

I thought it was a dream... until I heard my neighbor complain about something similar the next day.

To this day, I still can't explain what the hell happened that night.



UFO, maybe aliens or something.

  • 11.07.2010 7:37 PM PDT

I was sitting at my computer one night around one in the morning. My computer is situated nearby my front door. It was raining outside at the time, and I was hearing slight thumping sounds coming from my front door. I thought they were just caused by the wind slamming my metal outer door. Suddenly, there was a tremendous "WHUMP!" as if somebody had kicked the door.

When I went to the door to investigate a few minutes later, I saw a package out on my doorstep. Apparently the delivery person decided to drop it off in the middle of the night. They had seen the light on and tried to get my attention.

  • 11.07.2010 9:00 PM PDT

He died as he lived,flat on his belly and trying to get other people to do his work for him.

creepiest thing to happen to me is the last house i used to live in. i had my room on the bottom floor and one night i left my doors open (i had double doors idk why) and it was dark in and everyone was asleep also if they got up the upstairs would creak but anyway all of a sudden i hear a bunch of my animals started to growl and the fur on their necks stood up i hear footsteps around my doors i looked outside and no one was there and all of a sudden i fell but it felt like got knocked down by someone i crapped my self an just sat in the corner of my bed

  • 11.07.2010 10:58 PM PDT
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I like pie.

W T F?

  • 11.08.2010 11:04 AM PDT
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I like pie.

Holy crap. FUTURE MURDURER!

  • 11.08.2010 11:08 AM PDT
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I like pie.

It's not an alien. It's a BIGFOOT ALIEN THING!

  • 11.08.2010 11:13 AM PDT
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I'm for cereal.

Posted by: BRICKchiken
One time when I was little i went with one of my friends to one of those big indoor play areas at Macdonalds. We were playing tag, running around having fun climbing all over everything. Then this big fat ass lady came in with her kid. I swear I still have nightmares about that freak. He was an albino, with skin so pale you could see the veins pumping in his temples. Me and my friend ignored him and went back to playing. A couple minutes latter we hear this chilling voice from somewhere deep inside the ball pen echoing through the whole area. it was singing the first line of the pinky and the Brain themes song over and over again. just singing PINKY AND THE BRAIN BRAIN BRAIN. And as if that wasn't creepy enough he started slinking around at the top of the slide. Me and my friend continued to ignore him and kept playing. Later when i climb to the top of the slide there was a platform above it where you could hide. As I approached the slide entrance, the singing suddenly stopped. I hesitated and looked around, then all of a sudden that albino freak jumped from the top of the platform and knocked me to the ground. He jumped on me and started trying to strangle me. I screamed and tried to kick him. He was making crazy noises and was drooling all over me. Hi fat mom runs up and grabs him by the hair and drags him out of there.

I have hated albinos ever since.

TLDR: strangled by a crazy albino at MacDonald's


that's hilarious the way you told it.

  • 11.08.2010 11:14 AM PDT