"Well if that's not you tickling my foot, then who is?"
Posted by: iLegitHybrid
Well, this one time when I was cruising on my private yacht in the Mediterranean, I spotted something in the water. Curious, I bent over and saw this odd fin cutting through the water. I turned around and on the other side of the boat something came up and said, "I'm Phil the Sea Monster." I replied, "Hello Phil, want to play checkers." Phil agreed.
As we went up to the main part of my yacht where I keep my checker table, something caught my eye. In one of my rooms, there seemed to be someone sleeping on a bed, which was strange given that me and Phil were the only one's on board. I entered and sure enough, it was a corpse. And I don't know about you, but that got me angry! Like who kills someone on a boat and lets them bleed on great linen like that?! Why not throw them overboard?
I start investigating only to find that damn Jersey Devil. He tried to hide but I got his sneaky butt. "-Blank-, believe me I didn't mean it." said the Jersey Devil. "Look here Stewart <---(his secret name), I'm not dealing with this right now. Me and my boy Phil were about to go play some checkers and your gonna dump this -blam!- on me?!" I said. "Oh, checkers? Mind if I tag along?" said Stewart. "Sure, but you know your buying me a new mattress and sheets right?" I replied. "Yeah, yeah I got it.." Stewart said annoyingly.
As we all head into the checker suite, we start getting into it. Checkers was intense and of course, that damn Sasquatch was winning. (Don't ask how he got there.) He was a cheater, but I end up winning soon enough. Then the scariest thing in my entire life happened...
...the light bulb burnt out. Honestly, I freaked. It was really dark. Not like midnight dark, but dimmed dark, like with a night light and such.