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Posted by: Spaceside
Posted by: Hillbilly Bob
When one of my testicles slipped up inside my body. Freacked the -blam!- out of me when I woke up.>mfw
This made me lol so hard.
I have a couple stories.
A few years ago, my friend came over to spend the night and when it was later on in the evening and we were trying to sleep we kept hearing a ticking noise. We had no clue what it was because we were at my house and I knew that we didn't have any clocks that sounded like that. So we went and looked around for the source of the noise and eventually we found this old wind-up clock in a box that was buried under some other stuff. We have no idea how the clock got wound up.
Another time I had an extremely, extremely vivid dream that I was tearing apart the floor in my closet and to my horror there was a skeleton under my floor. This is somewhat anticlimactic but the next morning I literally got on my hands and knees and looked around my closet to make sure that it wasn't real.
When I was younger and I was laying in bed, I would hear my parents call for me. So I would get up and go find them, they would usually be in the living room watching tv. Except every time, they said that they did not call for me. It was very odd because I could've sworn I heard my named being called through the walls.
One time I went on a floating trip and some of the guys decided to jump off of a particularly high cliff. I wanted to jump but it was so high up, I was nervous. Eventually I mustered the courage and jumped as hard as I could and when I landed, I felt my feet impact the bottom of the river almost instantly. I thought for sure I had broken both of my ankles if not my legs, and when I came above the water I swam slowly towards the shore with my arms expecting the worst. However, when I got to the shore, I found that I could walk, and after examining my legs I saw no visible damage and there was no pain. I still don't know how I didn't break anything from that, God must have been watching over me that day.
A few years ago my friend picked me up from my house. We live close to a highway so he started heading that direction because we were going into town. After a couple minutes I look up to notice that we had passed the highway, but I didn't remember us ever stopping. As it turns out, he did not see the stop sign and drove across 2 lines of highway traffic without stopping. I am lucky to be alive.