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Subject: Creepiest things that have happened to you.
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HA HA HA.... one time me and my brother had a friend sleep over and I was the first to fall asleep so at about midnight I woke up or at least my brother and my friend thought I did.... it turns out I was sleep walking and when I was sleep walking I went in the bathroom and tried to turn on the bath so I did that then I knocked all the shampoo in the bath then just walked back to bed and my brother and my friend were like "what the heck"....

I woke up because my mom went in the kitchen so I followed her she was walking to her room and I was going to mine but I fell asleep in the hall still walking then I turned and ran in front of my mom (still asleep) and said let me be in front then I fell down and woke up....

  • 01.07.2012 12:51 PM PDT

*see's link*

*clicks link*

OMG MEATSPIN TURN IT OFF

  • 01.07.2012 12:53 PM PDT

I am a car buff that enjoys racing 'Hogs and 'gooses, Favorite weapon combination: Sniper rifle/SMG. I excel at flushing out enemies.

Posted by: Superquerk
l translate for you: You wrote : No jews are soiling (verunreinigen, this term is inapropiate for the intended meaning) our big kingdom/empire. Kill them all. Hail the (der, german masculinum wrong usage of the term) Third kingdom/empire. Next: Will no one destroy the third kingdom/empire. May ( Mai= month of may)the third kingdom/empire to live 1000 years. No jew would to survive the (der, german masculinum wrong again)Holocaust.

The word "Holocaust" was used after 1943in England. The germans never used it during the war . Everything you wrote was put through a bad translation program so your scary story may never have happend. By the way not even the stupid SS would speak in that way.
It must have rather sounded like this : "Durchsucht alle Häuser wenn ihr Juden findet nehmt sie fest." Translation: Search all houses. If you find any jews, arrest them. All this "Dritte Reich" blablabla , no soldier of whatever unit would have used these terms. Only stupid computergames use these terms for the german NPCs. I'm not defending anything that happend during the war, I hate -blam!-s, but if you post something about a serious topic like that, then please research it properly.


lol, I didn't say I couldn't translate it, I was just trying to point out that it is a very evil message that I didn't feel anybody should know the meaning of, but ok.

  • 01.09.2012 3:51 PM PDT

I'm a Halo turkey GOML GOML GOML

I am planning on joining the Navy when I graduate high school, and one night me and my dad got Chinese food with fortune cookies. On my fortune cookie, the fortune read, "Boats and water are in your future." I flipped the -blam!- out. I still have that fortune hung up on my fridge.

  • 01.09.2012 6:49 PM PDT

I DO have time to bleed...i just dont want to.


Posted by: th3m4dblimp3r
I woke up one night to hear this absurdly loud object flying overhead, and my house is vibrating.

So I look out my window and this thing (whatever it is) is movie rediculously slow, but its LOUD.

So, I take a step outside, get one look at this thing, and notice that its not a helicopter.

Or a plane.
Or a jet.
Or a blimp.
And that its glowing a faint purple color.

At this point I'm going HOLY -blam!-! and running back inside. I make sure all my doors are locked, and by the time I was done, the noise simply stopped. It didn't trail off, it just abruptly stopped.

I thought it was a dream... until I heard my neighbor complain about something similar the next day.

To this day, I still can't explain what the hell happened that night.

i think you and your neighbour got high...

  • 01.11.2012 7:19 AM PDT

A screamer. Not on the computer. I was walking up the stairs onto my landing when a slightly blurred face appeared in the corner of my eye, accompanied by a high pitch wailing noise. It was all in my imagination, but I did nearly -blam!- myself.

  • 01.11.2012 12:10 PM PDT

Du bist eine Kartoffel

I was just sitting there, minding my own business, when bam! i died. Then i woke up. It was weird.

  • 01.12.2012 6:46 PM PDT

I have a couple subtle things. Not too grandiose, but were quite scary at the time.


So in February 2010 I was crewing backstage for this show (Youth Theater thing, I'm not a very drama-y person but my mom is practically in charge of the program and a lot of my friends are from there) anyways, me and my friend had recently been telling scary stories, and he had recently told me about Mothman. Creepy cryptozoological thing, look it up. Anyway, so we were talking about various scary/demonic/sketchy things, but minding our own business. It gets dark backstage sometimes so it was kind of unnerving. Anyway, the long and short of it is is the Stage Manager presses ONE BUTTON on the computer terminal and suddenly, it just...
I can't even. Suddenly, with the press of one simple button, this ordinary thing that controls various backstage functions...Well, the little screen were stuff is displayed after you punch it in had only one, unwavering message: The number six-hundred and sixty-six. And it wouldn't change. Totally unresponsive. Stayed like that for quite a while too. It freaked us out.


Second happened this past summmer. It was one of those things were you have a nightmare, but it's painfully real and convincing.

Anyways, so I had a nightmare where I was in my parents' room. They have a door with blinds on it that leads to the back porch in their room. It's pitch black inside, but on the outside, it's shining bright blue, much like it shines on the very bright moonlit nights. But I see a silhouette of feet cross it... I get closer to investigate, and suddenly all I can see is a red, demonic face on the wall. I cannot remember the face clearly, but it was incredibly demonic and evil looking. All I remember then is that the face seemed to "pop out" and I fell to the ground, my vision gradually fading to red nothingness. Kind of like dying in Minecraft. You just see red.

I woke up convinced it was real.
It had a profound effect on me for about a week... I still shudder when I think of it sometimes. The scariest part is how horrifyingly real it seemed.
What makes me shudder even more is the thought that "Perhaps it wasn't a dream..."

Ugh. Scary stuff in my book.

  • 01.12.2012 8:16 PM PDT

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Not exactly "creepy" but weird as hell. I was told by my sister-in-law and her boyfriend that they were going to a bible study at a church and that there would be free food. Being an Atheist, I went along for the food. I wore my Tripp pants, a band shirt (metal band, just don't remember which one) and my Dimmu Borgir necklace, which has their name inside a pentagram. The necklace I kept under my shirt. I got up to get some hot cocoa. I poured the hot water in the cup and stirred in the mix, then went to sit down. I was about to sip it when I stopped and looked in my cup.

There were about 30 or so small dead beetles in my cocoa. They weren't there before. The rest of the day was filled with jokes of how blasphemous I am.

  • 01.13.2012 9:43 AM PDT
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REXEL is a phag bk.

"I Think About More Than I Forget..."

H2 > H3 > LoL Reach. Done with Reach 11/13/10

Who the F**K are y'all?

Hate this -blam!- day.

  • 01.13.2012 7:41 PM PDT

ok one night i slept on my couch at my grampas house i fell asleep when i woke up in the morning and went in the kichen to grab some breakfast and ill explain this best as i can there are to ways to the kichen from where i woke up so when i went back to the couch i tuned half way than a girl about my age 13 was looking at me smiling i turned and ran outside for a while came back she wasnt their but she was beutiful relly beutiful she was like an angel with nice blonde hair

  • 01.14.2012 1:07 PM PDT


Ooh, I love those people, the ones who decide to throw everything and the kitchen sink at you, as if an M16 does anything to a T-90. Oh, MLG player with noobtube instead? Congrats! You blew off one of my ablative plates!

Gun, meet Bad Guy.
Bad Guy, this is Gun.


Posted by: DerRitter
this.



Oh you got me that time.

Reported.

  • 01.14.2012 2:16 PM PDT

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  • 01.15.2012 12:28 PM PDT
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Every dream I have, it becomes true (even nightmares). So deja vu is regular for me.

  • 01.15.2012 1:21 PM PDT

I saw a man with wooden legs and real feet.

  • 01.15.2012 6:50 PM PDT
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You must confront your inabilities
You must adjust to your capabilities

I tried experimenting since I was in college. I thought hey why not go -blam!- just once, but I was wrong. He made the move and kissed me. His boner was on me and things got too real. I then retreated and ran home to wash off that moment. The only good thing about that whole experience was that I had a sugar daddy that bought me things.

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  • 01.15.2012 7:03 PM PDT
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Black Dawn Mercenaries - Commander

For me, one afternoon i mentioned that i was bored and about 5 minutes later 6 of my ex's randomly messaged me on yahoo and a few sent me texts on my cell. Needless to say, i got a new yahoo and cell number that day and i am very careful when i say i am bored.

  • 01.17.2012 6:54 AM PDT

I am unbeaten. Challenge me to reach if you dare. I have never been beaten. And I never will. I am a great player. A great forger. I build in forge more than anyone else. Challenging me is FATAL

One day I was out walking (3:30ish am) and this shape appeared. It was all orange and it was in the air, not very high, I could have grabbed it. It was huge, like a small boat! Everything was silent, strangely! I ran! But it seemed to stay above me without it actually moving. It looked really weird! Then this little red light suddenly lit up on my hand, like a laser. I got really worried. I thought someone had a training gun! I found out about a week later, the light was some kid with a laser pointer! I still wonder what the orange thing was though. It was really weird! Anyone think they know what it is? It was sort of orange about the size of a table. This is out in the countryside! Anyone? It happened ages ago, but I still want to know what it was! Any ideas? I heard that some kids had been playing with lighters out there, but I don't see how lighters would cause that. What do you think?

  • 01.19.2012 8:28 AM PDT

one of the creepiest things that happend to me was when my friend at school passed out
you would think "meh, thats not freaky."
but the scary part was that while she was unconcious she had no pulse!

  • 01.21.2012 6:32 PM PDT
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Seeing a ghost when I was 6.

The other night, footsteps ruuning on the roof of my apartment for like, an hour. Think it was a raccoon, but it was still creepy. It scared my mom and niece -blam!-less though.

  • 01.21.2012 6:35 PM PDT

i usually dont fall for screamers or any kind of youtube troll
but once i was watching a minecraft video about someone who had captured him (him as in herobrine)it was a nasty screamer!
i screamed even louder then had a huge rageface

  • 01.21.2012 6:53 PM PDT

I agree with you wierd a** creeps should be killed and should be restricted from any social network like Facebook, PSN, and XBL
@ DimlyAwareL

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  • 01.21.2012 9:18 PM PDT

I don't mean to brag I don't mean to boast but I got hummus for these MINI TOASTS!

I want in to a bathroom and *shivers* I saw...*STATIC*

  • 01.22.2012 6:47 AM PDT