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a dead body in the kitchen would make me puke.(guess what we are havin for dinner tonight)

  • 02.07.2008 6:14 AM PDT
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Being chased through the woods by two rabid -blam!- rottweilers wasn't too fun.

One of them gave me a concussion. :/ Never going to my uncle's property ever again, his stupid neighbors neglect to keep their dogs contained and just let them run off whenever they please.

I really wish I had sued that guy. :/

  • 02.07.2008 6:48 AM PDT
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  • 02.07.2008 6:57 AM PDT
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i was raped by demonic monkeys.

  • 02.07.2008 2:49 PM PDT
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Me and my friend DJ were squirrel hunting hunting back by the woods i live in. We found a burned down house out there (it was still standing). We went inside and looked around. It was creepy because everything creeked and stuff. The best part though was when we went downstairs, we found a hobo asleep on the floor, and we thought it was a zombie, so we poked and kicked him. He woke up and we said sorry, then we got him a sandwhich.

Dude that would be awsome

  • 02.07.2008 3:59 PM PDT

Some say that he is terrified of ducks and confused by stairs.

Almost every day I look at the clock and its 9:11 D=

  • 02.07.2008 4:28 PM PDT

July/11/2008
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I hate everyone, especially furries and anime pr0n watchers and all that screwed up crap. I don't give a damn about your opinion or excuses.

One time I was playing the comp downstairs in the living room. It was pretty late, about 2:00 am(Red Orchestra is addictive!) And my cat comes down and he looks around the corner to right into the kitchen and just freezes, his hair stands up, makes this blood curdling hiss and sprints up the stairs and hides under my bed. So Im like WTF?!! i shut off the comp and run up the stairs and pray. F.Y.I i was only 11 so dont blame me for running away.

  • 02.07.2008 4:37 PM PDT

Here's to you, Bungie. 7,777 Covenant Heads on my spear.

I woke up in the middle of the night once after falling asleep during the day. I looked at my wristwatch, the numbers read: 23:23:23.

I literally freaked the -blam!- out.

  • 02.07.2008 6:05 PM PDT

Why do people fight over which game is better? COME ON GUYS!

i was on bungie.net forums and it was late at nigh and i saw movement from out side the window. it freaked the crap out of me. but then i got a better look at it and it was just a cat.

  • 02.07.2008 6:13 PM PDT

Some say that he is terrified of ducks and confused by stairs.

Posted by: Wildcard1992
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Posted by: ballisticxeno
Ate a banana, almost killed me..... Just kidding

I had a door fall on my head on Halloween. And i also found a spider in my cup, god, i thought that day was haunted.... Still can't figure out why a door fell on my head.
Haha. Funny story about a banana. Not scary, but whatever. I was taking this acne medication that says on it don't take magnesium when you're using this. So I eat a banana completely unaware of it's ridiculously high levels of magnesium. I thought I was dying. I had the worst pain in my kidneys I have ever felt.

Anyways, one time when I was little I slept walk downstairs and turned the TV on. I wake up on the couch when an episode of Scooby Doo is on. It was the scariest Scooby Doo ever. There were flashing lights and people screaming and deep voices. Then all of a sudden a plant falls and shatters in my house. I count to three and book it upstairs. And I swear that I saw a shadow in my room (not mine) while my heads were under the covers. Freakiest thing ever.

Creepy....

And talking about sleepwalking, I sleepwalked up to my wardrobe, open one of it's doors and attemted to pee inside. I was stopped by my brother and my mom...

I once sleptwalk and almost drank some bubble soap, lol

  • 02.07.2008 6:21 PM PDT

Tertius Vicis lepor Cepos

I love Halo 2 with all of my heart.

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A DOOR HIT UR HEAD!LOL WOW

  • 02.07.2008 6:27 PM PDT

Tertius Vicis lepor Cepos

I love Halo 2 with all of my heart.

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I had a door fall on my head on Halloween. And i also found a spider in my cup, god, i thought that day was haunted.... Still can't figure out why a door fell on my head. LOL WOW U HIT UR HEAD>LOL

  • 02.07.2008 6:30 PM PDT

"Killing an enemy with your bare hands says 'We are all equal as men, except your slightly less equal because I'm still alive and your dead.'"

-Sarge (Red vs Blue)

emo guy asked me if I'de go out with him!!!!! WTFTFTFTFTFTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Causes the cells to explode due to osmosis

  • 02.07.2008 6:45 PM PDT

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Me and my friend DJ were squirrel hunting hunting back by the woods i live in. We found a burned down house out there (it was still standing). We went inside and looked around. It was creepy because everything creeked and stuff. The best part though was when we went downstairs, we found a hobo asleep on the floor, and we thought it was a zombie, so we poked and kicked him. He woke up and we said sorry, then we got him a sandwhich.


zombies arent real, at least you gave him a sandwich

  • 02.07.2008 6:53 PM PDT

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Posted by: Death2BlueCheese
im afraid im gonna have to confiscate your testicles.

What are you, the Cyber police? lol.

Posted by: ballisticxeno
Ate a banana, almost killed me..... Just kidding

I had a door fall on my head on Halloween. And i also found a spider in my cup, god, i thought that day was haunted.... Still can't figure out why a door fell on my head.
Speaking of spiders, on Halloween I went out to walk around with a few friends, when I came home, I went to go take a shower, and theres a soap holder on the wall and there was a platform for the soap and then an ark for a washcloth, well strangely enough, I grabbed the soap and a black thumb size spider crawls out and Im just like holy -blam!-! And I get out and it lands on the shower floor, im sitting there like wtf just happened and im checking my hand to see if I got bit but I didnt, thank god because that spider was posionous. We killed the spider and we turned it on its back side, it had a green belly which indicated posion. That was one SCARY Halloween.

I was always known for never being in a bad mood, I'd laugh atleast 5000 times each day. Well in 4th grade, a friend gave me a hard life saver and I popped it in my mouth, well a couple friends around me did this hilarious thing and I started laughing so hard and I choked on the life saver, not realizing it I moved over to the heater in my class and while laughing a little bit I coughed up the life saver and hid it, no one ever knew what happened but me, I was seconds away from death, no one knew I was choking. However, thats VERY Ironic, a life saver killing me? A life saver!?Talk about wierd.


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  • 02.08.2008 5:25 AM PDT

One of my neighbors jumped in front of a train and the next day I found his blood and chunks of his body all over the railroad track.

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I was hanging out with some friends and my girlfriend at a party the last year, unfortunately my girl was into drugs. I can remember her eyes were something different (something like the people of 28 days later), and she was behaving like an animal. It scared me since I never saw her that way. Unfortunately that was the last time I saw her, she died that night. :´(

  • 02.08.2008 8:00 AM PDT
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that is sad, watch this vid to cheer up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCU9MhEk1y8

  • 02.08.2008 9:38 AM PDT