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So a Black guy and a Chinese guy walk into a bar, and they see this naked priest and...

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  • 02.17.2008 2:40 PM PDT
Subject: Creepiest things that have happened to you.
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Posted by: xX LiL jOy Xx
About 6 days ago I had a dream that me and my cousin were in a dark misty room and then all of the sudden he starts smoking and cussing at me which is not like him. Then his friend comes in and then I realize that I have been their for a while so I go outside and I see a search boat looking for me! ( I live in San Antonio which has 0 lakes) but then I hear people on the boat screaming: ALISSA! (I'm a guy) then all of a sudden I hear people screaming at each other saying: What have you done!! And the other person doesn't respond and then theres this big crowd and the two people who were arguing are still there except theres another guy there with a gun. I say run!!! but all any one does is just cover their ears! so I just start hauling ass to hide and when I finally get behind a wall I can't see anything but I can hear people going: KILL THE -blam!-!!!! BLOW HIS BRAINS OUT! And every one starts cheering. then I see a priest walk past me and then I crouch down real low and cover my ears and then I hear BLAM! a gun goes off and it gets real quiet. And then the ground starts rumbling and then I hear a loud cracking noise and every one starts running and then I hear the priest say: Guess I didn't do my job! And then I see these demons that are blue and red that look like THIS and THIS Then they start throwing spears at people and so I run for the house closest to me an then the stepsup to the hose get HUGE! and I can't jump up to them and I say PLEASE GOD SAVE ME!!! And the demon says(In a Texan/ Cajun accent) THATS RIGHT BOW DOWN TO YOUR LORD!!! And he pulls out fiber wire and starts choking me, but before I can feel anything I start to feel my self being pulled and then everything gets white and in a soft womans voice I hear: YOU ARE SAVED MY CHILD. And then I woke up scared out of my mind!












It was a weird dream!
yea thats why i only dream about videogame like halo

  • 02.17.2008 2:42 PM PDT

Oh hai 2 u

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Posted by: Sword and Scales
I almost got bitten by a rattlesnake, and my dad shot it 4 times with a 9mm handgun, and it refused to die. We just left it there, but it was pretty freaky, not only being close to being bit, but mostly the fact that it apparently had an overshield.

Also, Rampancy and Get Stoked...what is this? National Avatar Renewal day?


You're just lucky it didn't have active camo.


It pretty much did. It was a Timber Rattlesnake and it was very well camoflauged considering it was the Fall season. That's why I was almost bitten, it was laying under two logs and I had to climb over them, I saw it and was like "WOAH!"


your dad should have said somthing like "owned" or something.....god im nerdy

  • 02.17.2008 2:45 PM PDT

cya lata brah

One night i woke up for no reason just woke up no noises or anything.Keep in mind this wasnt a dream i could feel. Anyways i woke up and i saw a very pale woman. she was by my bed side and brushing my hair. I didnt know this person but for somereason i felt like i knew her all my life. I was completly comfertible. She eventualy walked away but when she touched the doornob disapeard. I wisperd who are then i fell back asleep. When i woke up i noticed what happend and i was terified i never told anyone till 4 years later. very creepy but i like to think of her as my gurdian angel

  • 02.17.2008 2:55 PM PDT

Oh hai 2 u

Once,like a year ago i went down to my living room at about 2am cause i had left some cds in ther that i wanted to listen to and i walked in the living room it was dark so i turn on the light and when i turn in on thers a man sitting on my couch staring at the corner wher the tv is,and im like FUK!!!!! and i grab the cds and run lol

My bed room is across from our spare room,and i was going to go take a leak and i opend the door and stading in the spare room is a old woman staring at my door

I once heared a scratching noise on my door and a whining sound and we keep out dog outside so that freaked the crap outa me

Once me and my friend wher playing Gamecube (long before 360's) and i pause the game and go "dude......did you hear that?" and he said no so we continued playing and then i go did you hear that? and he said...was it the door down the hall opening? so we tought it was just my sister geting out of bed and we relaxed again then i was like....fuk...man....shes gone to town and my parents are at work so we get of our chairs and look down the hall....and see the door slowly opening an we just fukin leg it outa the house didnt go back till evedryone was home

i got a bunch more of thes but dont feel like typing it

  • 02.17.2008 3:20 PM PDT

Oh hai 2 u

In the middle o0f the night I heard this freakish scream one time, I was scared -blam!-less because I thought it was the banshee (Scottish legend) that sais if you hear the scream at night by morning your dead,

luckily I didn't die, but I really didn't sleep that night,


but the creepy thing is my dad who is able to hear from downstairs EGGS hitting our house didn't hear it (he actually scientifically has beyond high human hearing) and he heard nothing.


its a irish legend aswell except hear the banshee and a member of your family dies my uncle seen it, our family have alot of expeiriences wiht paranormal stuff....scary lol:P

  • 02.17.2008 4:02 PM PDT

be my friend

Well this sure did freak me out. And after everything was over for the night I freaked my dad out pretty bad haha. On accident though.

So anway..

Mom is at some thing for her work. Sister is with friends, and dad is sleeping. It is about 11 at night and I am in the basement working out. I walk over to the door leading to the other room which leads upstairs from the basement. I am about to turn the light out when I hear a lock unlatch from the door over near where the workout machine was. I glanced over and then ran the heck out of the room as fast as I possible could. I ran upstairs and locked both locks on the door to the basement, turned the kitchen light on, turned the hallway light on, ran upstairs, turned every light on in my room, took out my pocket knife and widdling knife and opened both of them and put them on my desk and locked my room door.

So I sat there for about an 20 minutes and called my mom and all that good stuff, she convinced me to wake my dad up even though I didn't want to disturb him cuz he has trouble falling asleep once he wakes up. He goes downstairs and checks it out, nothing. He goes outside and checks it out, still nothing. The whole time I have my cell phone out with 911 already on the screen just waiting to press the send button.


So even until now I don't know what it was. But it was SOO freaking creepy. Especially since I live in a suburb of Baltimore. And weird stuff happens in baltimore.

I can still hear the unlatching noise. It sounded so real..


Good news is we don't live in that house anymore. We moved to flomo. 972 we all do.

Yeah, its near dallas. Flower Mound.


Oh yeah, so anyway after my mom gets home we are standing there in the kitchen eating a snack and I accidentally knocked my dads coffee maker thing over. It is glass so it lands on the hardwood floor and there is this GIANT crash. About 4 seconds later we see my dad half asleep rushing down the stairs.

It was kind of funny, actually.

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  • 02.17.2008 4:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: xX LiL jOy Xx
About 6 days ago I had a dream that me and my cousin were in a dark misty room and then all of the sudden he starts smoking and cussing at me which is not like him. Then his friend comes in and then I realize that I have been their for a while so I go outside and I see a search boat looking for me! ( I live in San Antonio which has 0 lakes) but then I hear people on the boat screaming: ALISSA! (I'm a guy) then all of a sudden I hear people screaming at each other saying: What have you done!! And the other person doesn't respond and then theres this big crowd and the two people who were arguing are still there except theres another guy there with a gun. I say run!!! but all any one does is just cover their ears! so I just start hauling ass to hide and when I finally get behind a wall I can't see anything but I can hear people going: KILL THE -blam!-!!!! BLOW HIS BRAINS OUT! And every one starts cheering. then I see a priest walk past me and then I crouch down real low and cover my ears and then I hear BLAM! a gun goes off and it gets real quiet. And then the ground starts rumbling and then I hear a loud cracking noise and every one starts running and then I hear the priest say: Guess I didn't do my job! And then I see these demons that are blue and red that look like THIS and THIS Then they start throwing spears at people and so I run for the house closest to me an then the stepsup to the hose get HUGE! and I can't jump up to them and I say PLEASE GOD SAVE ME!!! And the demon says(In a Texan/ Cajun accent) THATS RIGHT BOW DOWN TO YOUR LORD!!! And he pulls out fiber wire and starts choking me, but before I can feel anything I start to feel my self being pulled and then everything gets white and in a soft womans voice I hear: YOU ARE SAVED MY CHILD. And then I woke up scared out of my mind!












It was a weird dream!
yea thats why i only dream about videogame like halo



wow this sounds like someone got high/drunk

  • 02.17.2008 4:46 PM PDT
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creepest thing that ever happoned to me was my trip to mexico
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ok i will realy tell you i went to mexico and the cops pulled us over at 11 pm and said your going to jail. so we went not knowing what we did he also never told us. so we get to the jail and he says give me 300.00 each or you rot in jail so we did

(no one want to stay in a mexico jail :{)

  • 02.17.2008 4:55 PM PDT
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Thats messed up

  • 02.17.2008 4:59 PM PDT

My talents include always knowing the wrong thing to say.

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lol danggg

  • 02.17.2008 5:25 PM PDT
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My room was getting painted so I had to sleep on the couch in our living room, at about 3:00am I woke up and couldnt fall back asleep, so I was just lying there for about 30min just then I looked up the stairs and saw a dark figure moving towards my room and it waved at me and then dissapered! scared the S H I T! out of me!!!!!

  • 02.17.2008 6:11 PM PDT

Love is our weapon. <3

One time, me and my friend went walking in the woods and found
a giant wing!

I have no idea what it was...

  • 02.17.2008 6:28 PM PDT
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actually it was, one time me and my friends were walking near my cabin on the lake (In Canada) and we saw this big bump on the ground so we walked towards it and it was a hole so we looked inside and there was a bag about the size of.....

yes a human
we ran away, and the next day the hole was filled in.
PS: this was like 3-4 milles away from my Cabin! but still super creepy!

  • 02.17.2008 6:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: DefenstratedEmu
okay, heres mine:

it was about 4 months ago, i was practicing my guitar in my room, while everyone was gone. i started playing, and then i heard the same thing being played out in my basement room. (my room is in the basement) anyway, the exact same thing i played, it also came from the room. i got really freaked out, and not wanting to go out there, i closed the door and locked it, ad barred it with a piece of wood. then, i herd scratching from inside the walls, and wispering. i got really freaked out and grabbed my airsoft pistol, and bb gun. i loaded them both, ready to shoot anything that came in. i then got on my bed and tried to calm myself by reading, but then, the door, that i had barre and locked, swung open, and i heard like demonic laughing. i was so scared, and i manged to raise my bb gun up towards the door, only to be swept onto my knees by this sick hiss and another wave of overwhelming fear. at that point, i thought i was going to die, so i grab my gun, run out the door and slam open the door to the backyard, where i lay curled up in a fetal position, sobbing for some reason. while i was like that, i herd laughing, and shrieking and hissing echoing from the house and across the yard.


Screw that I would of jumped through the window if I was that scared.

  • 02.17.2008 6:36 PM PDT
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do you think anyone is going to believe that!!!

  • 02.17.2008 6:41 PM PDT
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not really scary, but funny all the same.

My friend and I were walking to his cousins house at about 8:00 and we looked through his cousin's window to see her watching The Ring. Well, he takes out his phone at the scariest part of the movie and enters in a number( I didn't see what number) so we see his cousin answer the phone. He says some thing really quiet and she throws the phone across the room( it was a corded phone.)

  • 02.17.2008 6:54 PM PDT

Battle Rifle: $250. Sniper Rifle: $500. Rocket Launcher: $100,000.
Defending Earth from a race of cybernetically advanced lifeforms: Priceless. There are some things that money can’t buy.
For everything else, there’s Mister Chief.

I used to have one of those mini pocket radios (the cheap kind) and one station just kept playing this high, painfull to your ears noise. It doesn't really seem wierd in text, but it just sounded wierd. The soun, as far as I know, never stopped. It was the same thing three weeks later. It just sounded really shrill, out of pitch, and just creepy.

  • 02.17.2008 7:01 PM PDT
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I remember when i was getting dress(just got of the shower) i looked at myself in the mirror. I swear i saw my eyes flash red and if i keep staring they were still glowing red until i blinked.

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I was in bed when suddenly my bed began shaking side to side violently then stopped. Scared the -blam- out of me

  • 02.17.2008 7:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: nerdboy86
not really scary, but funny all the same.

My friend and I were walking to his cousins house at about 8:00 and we looked through his cousin's window to see her watching The Ring. Well, he takes out his phone at the scariest part of the movie and enters in a number( I didn't see what number) so we see his cousin answer the phone. He says some thing really quiet and she throws the phone across the room( it was a corded phone.)

He probubly said "You will die in 7 days"

  • 02.17.2008 7:36 PM PDT
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"i think it might just be alright
to leave what matters out of sight
old habits die hard, holding on
inevitable means it's never gone"
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Posted by: XB0XDEM0N
I was sleeping then suddenly i woke up and this blue light filled he room. next thing i remember i was being drug through the hallway then i was put onto a ship and these scary aliens wanted to stick somthing up my bum-bum. Then i blacked out and when i woke up i was sleeping on the street in front of my house.



and rosie o' donnell is attractive........

  • 02.17.2008 7:48 PM PDT