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Subject: Creepiest things that have happened to you.

I don't see you doing anything to help our country.
Except sitting at home, naked, eating twinkies, rubbing your hands together going "Heh. Target Destroyed. Mission Accomplished." Oh wait. that's not helping.

Well it was creep in a good way, but girls have sniffed me, just like on axe commercials. Its kinda weird, but who complaining. They also pet me, lol.

  • 04.07.2009 3:49 PM PDT

If I had one wish for Bungie.net, it would be to be able to change my username. Even if it cost me Microsoft Fun-Money, Space Bucks, or Stosh Dollars. That is all.

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I found an actual, detached p3nis (sorry, but "blam" wouldn't make sense) in a park. Puked and ran.

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  • 04.07.2009 3:51 PM PDT
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i was looking all over the internet for scary vid, and i freaked out so much i couldn't sleep for three days!
(ITS TRUE, BUT I WAS WAY YOUNGER BACK THEN!)

  • 04.07.2009 3:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: an emo orphan
Posted by: goheels619
I found an actual, detached p3nis (sorry, but "blam" wouldn't make sense) in a park. Puked and ran.


Oh my god... Ew.
*vomits uncontroably*

Whiskey
Tango
Foxtrot?

Over.

  • 04.07.2009 5:33 PM PDT
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Me? I just go online to have a good time and have alot of fun.

Walking from MSG in Manhattan and until reaching Penn Station was being stalked by a clown because the circus was in town.

  • 04.07.2009 5:50 PM PDT

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I was at a buffet and these 4 or 5 drunk girls were walking...one tripped...fell on me and almost made me collapse...and she started laughing

Weird...

  • 04.08.2009 7:47 AM PDT
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i walked in on two old, flabby teachers doing it in the history room

  • 04.08.2009 7:44 PM PDT
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i jizz right in my pants evry time ur next to me!!

lol

  • 04.08.2009 7:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: The Stig 521
I once saw a man who calmed to be my uncle do this trick with a garden hose that still haunts me to this day


Sarge? man i thought u were building some crazy weapon?

  • 04.08.2009 7:52 PM PDT

Well, this one time at band camp...

  • 04.09.2009 4:43 PM PDT

You're like, the bee's knees: you have helped me out a LOT in the past and you're a genuinely nice guy, and you deserve all the best for the good you've done me and surely done others
Count Peter, you're one of the only people I respect on here. Not that that means much on a forum, but still.

I Started hallucinating yesterday, but i have no idea why.

  • 04.09.2009 4:45 PM PDT

Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

Uhm, I actually had a horrific event happen to me, today. Me, and some guy were playing Killzone 2, on the map Radec Academy. We were trying to do a glitch, and I had forgot that I had set the party to a 6 player maximum, rather than 2. So, after about 7 minutes, we try the glitch one last time. I watch as my teamate leaps into the air, and as I start to look at ground level, I notice glowing red eyes staring at me from the doorway. I screamed "AHH -blam!- -blam!-!" and emptied my clip into the wall, with enough bullets hitting the Helghast enemy to kill him. All the while, my teamate is laughing his ass off. Moral of the story? Don't perform glitches!

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  • 04.10.2009 9:12 PM PDT

what..............

One dark stormy night. My parents decided to leave me at my grandma and grandpa's. They were taking a nice trip to Hawaii. I was about 6. I turned on some cartoons and chilled. Watching my cartoon shows and pigging out on chips. My grandma said "time for bed". It was about 9:30 and I was going to the park the next day. I was so excited. So I went to the bathroom and then went to bed in their spare room. I was about to go to sleep when i heard a bang. I was scared and though there was a robber somewere in the house. Being the curious kid I am, I wandered around the old house and kept hearing moan's. I thought my grandma and grandpa were in trouble. I rushed around the house and ran into their bedroom. I about dropped dead. My grandma and grandpa FULLY NAKED with their wirnkly old bodies. They were doing it on the bed. I screamed and ran away. I had nightmares and I ended up staying at my friends house.





























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  • 04.10.2009 9:21 PM PDT
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Well, this one time at band camp...

  • 04.11.2009 11:35 AM PDT
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I remember when I was about 5 me and my brother would play on the ps1 together and my uncle came round and would poke his head up the stairs and I would see it in the corner of my eye then he'd laugh and go downstairs...Ever since then I see a little black shadow in the corner of my eye then when I look it goes away....

It doesn't happen anymore but it used to scare me...I used to call them watchers......

  • 04.11.2009 11:50 AM PDT

Don't let fear of rejection stop you from going after what you want

Great Stories!

  • 04.11.2009 3:08 PM PDT
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The gamertag linked to this account is an old one. My new one is James Voe Guy.

Tonight i was walking back from my uncles (middle of nowhere), when something in the sky caught my eye. It was a fast moving, flashing blue light! there was no sound coming from it so it couldn't have been a plane or chopper. It was probably something like a meteor bouncing off of earths atmosphere lol (being sarcastic).

  • 04.11.2009 3:39 PM PDT

Fight the Pandas!

Last Friday at about 9;30 my neighbor says "dude look into that car it looks like there is a body in there" I think bull-blam!- and precede to look at it. At first I think its nothing, mind you that this is this old beat up car. then after staring at it closely the car alarm went off and we run. we go back and I tap on the window cuz it really looks like there's this body in there. After that I knock on the window, the alarm goes off again. Its now like 9:45. We go and get his camera and take a picture but right as it flashes the alarm goes off again. Now we're nervous thinking "why is the alarm so sensitive?" We're trying to convince other older people to come with us, we're not little kids (junior and sophomore in High school). Then this black BMW is driving real slow like its going to turn away from us but then whips around at full speed and does a u turn. we think he comin for us like it was his car that we were photgraphing, like it was a dead body and he didnt want us to know. Well we realize it was just a sweater, but it was nerve racking when the car drove by.

  • 04.11.2009 3:49 PM PDT
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this is fake, but -blam-ed up!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnH9OJP6FTk

  • 04.12.2009 9:54 AM PDT

omg thats tragic if u need help im here 4 ya buddy. i no good counselors.

  • 04.12.2009 12:19 PM PDT

Vancouver BC, Canada.

I looked in the toilet...

  • 04.12.2009 12:29 PM PDT