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Subject: Creepiest things that have happened to you.

Posted by: neoshogun
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Neo has officially been promoted to barf cleaner-upper and pukee hair holder.
I am honored to have that position. While your barfing I can steal your wallets!

It's creepy enough that people stalk Bungie via Webcams, but it's even worse how they stalk back.

Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
I dreamed that my cat got in a fight with another cat, and the other cut my cat's stomach open and his organs fell out.





It's terrible because everyone knows that the intestines are held in by the greater omentum, and that such disembowelment would simply not be the logical result of a long incision upon the ventral torso. Duh.

Why no, it isn't. And I actually understood what you siad.

+1 anatomy

  • 06.02.2009 12:57 AM PDT

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Watching pronz with a female friend that I have known since kinder garden. Sooooooo awkward.

  • 06.02.2009 12:59 AM PDT

Posted by: neoshogun
Posted by: Yoozel
Neo has officially been promoted to barf cleaner-upper and pukee hair holder.
I am honored to have that position. While your barfing I can steal your wallets!

It's creepy enough that people stalk Bungie via Webcams, but it's even worse how they stalk back.

Posted by: Caboosethedead
Watching pronz with a female friend that I have known since kinder garden. Sooooooo awkward.

You should have Caboose Smashed that stuff.

  • 06.02.2009 1:03 AM PDT

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Posted by: neoshogun
Posted by: Caboosethedead
Watching pronz with a female friend that I have known since kinder garden. Sooooooo awkward.

You should have Caboose Smashed that stuff.


Eh, it was sorta hot. What made it awkward is that my sisters room is right next to mine and you can hear EVERYTHING.... I was so worried someone would knock on my door.

  • 06.02.2009 1:05 AM PDT

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Posted by: Caboosethedead
Posted by: neoshogun
Posted by: Caboosethedead
Watching pronz with a female friend that I have known since kinder garden. Sooooooo awkward.

You should have Caboose Smashed that stuff.


Eh, it was sorta hot. What made it awkward is that my sisters room is right next to mine and you can hear EVERYTHING.... I was so worried someone would knock on my door.

It could have gone A LOT worse.

  • 06.02.2009 1:08 AM PDT

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Yeah, I know. One day my sister walked in on me and a girl, Not having sex, but I'm sure that is what she thought.

Oh and the girl was like her 2nd best friend at the time.

[Edited on 06.02.2009 1:09 AM PDT]

  • 06.02.2009 1:09 AM PDT

Posted by: neoshogun
Posted by: Yoozel
Neo has officially been promoted to barf cleaner-upper and pukee hair holder.
I am honored to have that position. While your barfing I can steal your wallets!

It's creepy enough that people stalk Bungie via Webcams, but it's even worse how they stalk back.

Posted by: Caboosethedead
Yeah, I know. One day my sister walked in on me and a girl, Not having sex, but I'm sure that is what she thought.

Oh and the girl was like her 2nd best friend at the time.

Kinky

  • 06.02.2009 1:24 AM PDT

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Posted by: neoshogun
Posted by: Caboosethedead
Yeah, I know. One day my sister walked in on me and a girl, Not having sex, but I'm sure that is what she thought.

Oh and the girl was like her 2nd best friend at the time.

Kinky


The fuzzy pink handcuffs were a bit much...

  • 06.02.2009 1:25 AM PDT

Posted by: neoshogun
Posted by: Yoozel
Neo has officially been promoted to barf cleaner-upper and pukee hair holder.
I am honored to have that position. While your barfing I can steal your wallets!

It's creepy enough that people stalk Bungie via Webcams, but it's even worse how they stalk back.

Posted by: Caboosethedead
Posted by: neoshogun
Posted by: Caboosethedead
Yeah, I know. One day my sister walked in on me and a girl, Not having sex, but I'm sure that is what she thought.

Oh and the girl was like her 2nd best friend at the time.

Kinky


The fuzzy pink handcuffs were a bit much...

Yeah.......

At least there were no whips.
Were there?

  • 06.02.2009 1:29 AM PDT

My most creepy moment [it makes me tear up for some reason, creepy gets me like that somehow -wipes eyes- okay] was when i came home from school and grabbed a snack. then i went back to my couch and turned on the tv. and by the way, my couch is about 3 feet away from my basement door, which is connected to my kitchen, only seperated by a thin wall. so anyway, im sitting in the corner of the couch in a spot closest to the wall by the basement door. about 20-30 minutes after i sat down, i heard stomping up the basement stairs. okay, at this point, im losing it! my dad and bro dont get home til around 6-7, my mom doesnt get home til around 6, and my sister stayed after (i know, it figures, I WAS ALONE!). and NOT ONLY is it stomping, its worker boots-250lb MAN stomping up the stairs in a furious rage like someone just egged the basement, stomping! So im freaking out even more, cause i hear it getting louder, and i can pinpoint where every single step was on each stair.
But wait, it gets worse! as it nears the top of the staircase, in my head, im saying "Please! for the love of GOD, i made sure that door was closedI i swear, if it opens----" I was cut off when i heard the doorknob twist and door swing open (no it wasnt slow and creepy, i wont dramatize it. im saying EXACTLY what happened. for those of you who dont believe in ghosts, i wish you could've been there in my shoes to witness it...). At this point, i wasnt sure if i wanted to hear someone comes upstairs, or if i didnt want to incase it was a break-in. but no footsteps hit the hardwood floor of my kitchen after the door opened..... So after i checked my shorts, which were okay, about 2 minutes after, i grew the courage to get myself off that couch and to the kitchen. as im walking there, im thinking "Holy -blam!-, this thing could be following me or something!" and for some reason, i called my mom. i have no idea why when i look back on it... maybe for comfort?...
The Aftermath: well... the door was INFACT, open. and not only was it open, has anyone ever had that hardwood floor problem where the wood gets welted (?spellfailplz?) from moisture and the door begins to have trouble opening, so it scrapes against the floor?... well, my basement door had that issue, and the door was passed the point where it starts to scrape. so i peeked into the basement, and shut the door, walked back to the living room, and sat in complete paranoia til my family got home.

oh! and another creepy moment was when i was in the gym locker room leaning over to pick up my gym pants, and my friend stood behind me and put his hands on my hips. that was scary...

  • 06.03.2009 5:41 PM PDT

I do it for the lulz =D

MY EX scary as hell acne EVERYWHERE. it's nasty

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Posted by: DefenstratedEmu
never mind about that story, i just witnessed the scariest moment of my life.





i went to the halo 3 forum! im still scared. i dont think i will ever recover.

That place was not meant to be seen by the eyes of mortal men!




OH MY GOD.... I REALISED THE SCARIST THING JUST NOW. I AM NOT A MORTAL PERSON!!!!!! Cause i like halo 3 forums.


DUN DUN DUUUUNN

  • 06.04.2009 3:01 PM PDT

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Posted by: Cory Gaelic
the creepiest thing that happened to me was only a few months ago
a girl asked me out but ... she was 12
i was 17 ... not hapening

lol

  • 06.04.2009 9:01 PM PDT

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Posted by: Wax v2
Well, I'm a girl so my posts might be a little different from all of you, I am 17

I was taking a shower and I started to hear noises in my house. No one was home. I start getting really freaked out, and I turn off the water and call one of my friends, ellie, to come over. I am afraid to tell come out of the bathroom because of the noises, so I tell her to just come in and I will put a towel on (my clothes were in my room). She comes in and doesn't hear anything, so I tell her to get in the shower and listen. She goes in and obviously I don't want to be left out in the open bathroom (bathroom is pretty big) so I get in with her. We both start to hear it and she gets freaked out and falls down, knocking me over, and we are both lying on the ground with no clothes on top of each other, all wet. We are all over each other and there are no noises, so we decide to make some moans to see if the noises come back. They didn't and by this time I was kind of turned on by all the danger and pecked by friend on the cheek, and you know since we were all wet in the shower all over each other you know where it went from there. Anyways, it was really scary, but we didn't hear it again because our sounds after we fell together on top of each other all wet in the shower drowned out anything else.

Who else thinks that is scary?

A comment is probally unnecesary...

  • 06.04.2009 9:17 PM PDT
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When I was about 10 years old I was at my house in the morning time. A big storm just happened so the power was out. While I was scared out of my mind due to the absence of light, I hear my bedroom door slam really hard and I am the only one in the house. Lets just say that I played outside for the rest of the day.

  • 06.05.2009 6:01 AM PDT
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Posted by: RoYaL Statyk
My most creepy moment [it makes me tear up for some reason, creepy gets me like that somehow -wipes eyes- okay] was when i came home from school and grabbed a snack. then i went back to my couch and turned on the tv. and by the way, my couch is about 3 feet away from my basement door, which is connected to my kitchen, only seperated by a thin wall. so anyway, im sitting in the corner of the couch in a spot closest to the wall by the basement door. about 20-30 minutes after i sat down, i heard stomping up the basement stairs. okay, at this point, im losing it! my dad and bro dont get home til around 6-7, my mom doesnt get home til around 6, and my sister stayed after (i know, it figures, I WAS ALONE!). and NOT ONLY is it stomping, its worker boots-250lb MAN stomping up the stairs in a furious rage like someone just egged the basement, stomping! So im freaking out even more, cause i hear it getting louder, and i can pinpoint where every single step was on each stair.
But wait, it gets worse! as it nears the top of the staircase, in my head, im saying "Please! for the love of GOD, i made sure that door was closedI i swear, if it opens----" I was cut off when i heard the doorknob twist and door swing open (no it wasnt slow and creepy, i wont dramatize it. im saying EXACTLY what happened. for those of you who dont believe in ghosts, i wish you could've been there in my shoes to witness it...). At this point, i wasnt sure if i wanted to hear someone comes upstairs, or if i didnt want to incase it was a break-in. but no footsteps hit the hardwood floor of my kitchen after the door opened..... So after i checked my shorts, which were okay, about 2 minutes after, i grew the courage to get myself off that couch and to the kitchen. as im walking there, im thinking "Holy -blam!-, this thing could be following me or something!" and for some reason, i called my mom. i have no idea why when i look back on it... maybe for comfort?...
The Aftermath: well... the door was INFACT, open. and not only was it open, has anyone ever had that hardwood floor problem where the wood gets welted (?spellfailplz?) from moisture and the door begins to have trouble opening, so it scrapes against the floor?... well, my basement door had that issue, and the door was passed the point where it starts to scrape. so i peeked into the basement, and shut the door, walked back to the living room, and sat in complete paranoia til my family got home.

oh! and another creepy moment was when i was in the gym locker room leaning over to pick up my gym pants, and my friend stood behind me and put his hands on my hips. that was scary...


I would have crapped my pants. Thats freaking scary

  • 06.05.2009 6:07 AM PDT

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Having sex with a girl on her period is like taping a knife to your -blam!- and repeatedly slamming it into a small defenseless furry land creature. But man its good right? Just make sure you soak yourself in bleach afterwards to get out the blood stains and dead half-born child off the back of your thigh.

Once i was listening to Iron Man by Black Sabbath. Well i tohught i was hearing drums in the back round because it was turned up pretty loud. Turns out it was my friend who snuck into my house. Punched him in the throat because i turned the corner the same time he did and he freaked me out.

EDIT: Forgot to mention i freaked out because i was home alone at the time.

[Edited on 06.05.2009 6:14 AM PDT]

  • 06.05.2009 6:13 AM PDT
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Posted by: th3m4dblimp3r
I woke up one night to hear this absurdly loud object flying overhead, and my house is vibrating.

So I look out my window and this thing (whatever it is) is movie rediculously slow, but its LOUD.

So, I take a step outside, get one look at this thing, and notice that its not a helicopter.

Or a plane.
Or a jet.
Or a blimp.
And that its glowing a faint purple color.

At this point I'm going HOLY -blam!-! and running back inside. I make sure all my doors are locked, and by the time I was done, the noise simply stopped. It didn't trail off, it just abruptly stopped.

I thought it was a dream... until I heard my neighbor complain about something similar the next day.

To this day, I still can't explain what the hell happened that night.


THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO! except when i woke up the next day i had forgot my name...

  • 06.05.2009 4:32 PM PDT
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Not as scary as some, but still!

I was in bed, and I heard this loud wind pass by. It was SOOO loud, it woke my mother and me and even my brother! Freacky.

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Posted by: Monty Python
Posted by: DefenstratedEmu
never mind about that story, i just witnessed the scariest moment of my life.





i went to the halo 3 forum! im still scared. i dont think i will ever recover.

That place was not meant to be seen by the eyes of mortal men!




OH MY GOD.... I REALISED THE SCARIST THING JUST NOW. I AM NOT A MORTAL PERSON!!!!!! Cause i like halo 3 forums.


DUN DUN DUUUUNN

Does that mean that if I'm not mortal I'm...immortal? SWEET!

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Banshee.
xD

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Posted by: Wax v2
Well, I'm a girl so my posts might be a little different from all of you, I am 17

I was taking a shower and I started to hear noises in my house. No one was home. I start getting really freaked out, and I turn off the water and call one of my friends, ellie, to come over. I am afraid to tell come out of the bathroom because of the noises, so I tell her to just come in and I will put a towel on (my clothes were in my room). She comes in and doesn't hear anything, so I tell her to get in the shower and listen. She goes in and obviously I don't want to be left out in the open bathroom (bathroom is pretty big) so I get in with her. We both start to hear it and she gets freaked out and falls down, knocking me over, and we are both lying on the ground with no clothes on top of each other, all wet. We are all over each other and there are no noises, so we decide to make some moans to see if the noises come back. They didn't and by this time I was kind of turned on by all the danger and pecked by friend on the cheek, and you know since we were all wet in the shower all over each other you know where it went from there. Anyways, it was really scary, but we didn't hear it again because our sounds after we fell together on top of each other all wet in the shower drowned out anything else.

Who else thinks that is scary?

If that happened to me...I'd love it. ;)

  • 06.06.2009 9:59 AM PDT

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i was asleep in my bed for some strange reason I woke up at 2:30 A.M. I try to move so I can get comfortable but I cant so I open my eyes to see whats happening. There stood a freakin alien i cant scream, move, or anything aside from opening and closing my eyes. I thought i was gonna piss me pants so I closed my eyes then I opened them and it was like 7 in the morning. Yes I am an abductee.

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I can't make threads because I'm a new member so I'm hijacking this thread....
I got the goddam RROD and I'm over the 3 year warranty. How long does it take to fix and how much money?
answers plox

  • 06.06.2009 11:31 AM PDT