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Stranger: Hello!
You: heyy ;)
Stranger: My name is Professor Oak. People call me the Pokemon Professor!
Stranger: This is a Pokemon. We share a world with them. We can make them our partners and grow together.
Stranger: Now, are you a boy or a girl?
You: Girl.
You: But I'd rather be a Charmander.
Stranger: I see... and what was your name, again?
You: Brittany?
Stranger: This is my grandson. You and he have been rivals since you were young!
Stranger: Oh, but what was his name...?
You: I dunno, was it that one I made out with?
You: Or the one who had HIV?
Stranger: Right, I dunno, w! That was it!
You: Oh yeah, that was it!
Stranger: Brittany?, are you ready? Your Pokemon journey starts now!
You: I'm ready. When do we cyber?
Stranger: Hello, Brittany?. I heard I dunno, w was over at Professor Oak's lab. It sounds like there was something important he had to tell you.
You: Where's the YES or NO option./
You: Holy crap you suck,
You: and could you type any slower?
You: Holy -blam!-!
You: You suck!
Stranger: Out there in the grass are wild Pokemon! You shouldn't go out there unless you have a Pokemon partner to protect you!
You: *Walks into the grass.*
Stranger: Out there in the grass are wild Pokemon! You shouldn't go out there unless you have a Pokemon partner to protect you!
You: *Walks back into the grass.*
Stranger: Out there in the grass are wild Pokemon! You shouldn't go out there unless you have a Pokemon partner to protect you!
You: When do I get my first badge -blam!-!
Stranger: Pokemon are so cute! I want a Charmander to keep warm and snuggle with!
You: Nah, Squitles are the way to go.
Stranger: I dunno, w is over at my grandfather's lab. I think he wanted to meet you there.
You: *Heads over to I dunno, w's house.*
You: Hey I dunno, w's Mother!
You: I heard you have a left over map!
Stranger: I dunno, w is over at my grandfather's lab. I think he wanted to meet you there.
You: Head's over to I dunno, w's grandfather's lab.
Stranger: PROF. OAK: Ah, Brittany?, I dunno, w, you're both here finally!
Stranger: I dunno, w: I'm here, gramps, what is it you wanted from me?
Stranger: PROF. OAK: I have a very important task I want the two of you to complete. I need you to go out and collect data on the world's Pokemon.
You: Ok, cya.
You: Can I have my Squirtle now?
Stranger: PROF. OAK: Please select one pokemon to be your partner!
You: Chooses Blastoise
Stranger: Do you want the GRASS Pokemon, BULBASAUR?
You: No, I want the WATER Pokemon, BLASTOISE.
Stranger: Do you want the GRASS Pokemon, BULBASAUR?
You: Screw it, give me Lugia
You: Nah, give me Ho-Oh
Stranger: Give nickname to BULBASAUR?
You: Suicone?
You: [edited]
Stranger: I dunno, w: Alright, I'll choose this CHARMANDER to be my partner!
You: -blam!-, your such a man whore I dunno, w!
Stranger: I dunno, w: Hey, where do you think you're going Brittany?? Now that we have our own Pokemon, let's battle them!
You: Ok! I choose you [edited]
You: [edited Use Vine Whip!
Stranger: CHARMANDER used SCRATCH
Stranger: [edited] used TACKLE
You: Super effective!
You: Critical hit
You: K.O.
You: CHARMANDER fainted!
He then disconnected. I was dissapointed. I thought I would atleast make it to a Ivysaur. :(
EDIT: Vulgar names, I didn't want to get banned.
[Edited on 07.14.2009 10:06 PM PDT]