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Subject: Creepiest things that have happened to you.
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My computer tell me that I am -blam!-.

  • 07.11.2009 1:20 AM PDT

One time me and my friends went to the bathroom and I looked at the mirror and said "Biggie Smalls" 3 times. Nothing happened...

On a serious note, There's a part of my room on the wall that's a window but only translucent. It's a thick pane of glass and you can't see clearly through it. So one morning (about 5:30ish), I was just sitting there on my computer browsing the web when my screen just turned off. My computer was still running so I thought that the plug had come loose or something. As I turned around to check the plug, I see someone walking slowly across the window. Because it is so blurry, I can only see his distinct shape. But as he walked, I just stared. One of those very cold chills ran down my spine and I just froze, watching him. And as he reached the edge of the frame, he stopped and turned around, slowly. Whether he was facing me or facing the outside, I could not tell. At this point I was shocked beyond belief, hoping that for the love of god he could not see me. He just stared straight ahead for about a minute. Then he just faded. I assumed that he just walked away from the window, but the only troubling thing is that my room is on the second floor.

  • 07.11.2009 3:31 AM PDT
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I was walking past this alley and two random guys came out of it smoking something.They tried to grab me...I've never ran faster

[Edited on 07.11.2009 4:34 AM PDT]

  • 07.11.2009 4:32 AM PDT

You know what I hate?
When you're asleep and it fells like you're falling and you wake up and you're like "What the hell?.. Was I just falling..?"
Happens to me all the time.

  • 07.11.2009 11:17 PM PDT
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No jokes, you can get meds for that. It's somethin to do with the way your muscles are supposed to be paralysed when you're asleep, so you don't sleepwalk. In your case, your muscles start to relax, causing you to think you're falling. When you finally relax enough to control them, you jerk, because you think you're falling. This wakes you up.

  • 07.12.2009 1:24 PM PDT

Posted by: TheMaverick444
I was driving somewhere in Virginia, I forget where, and I look to my right and I see a crooked sign that read Rte-666. Literally as soon as I drove past it it started to rain so hard I couldn't see even with the wipers turned all the way up. About 100 feet past the sign was a creepy looking restaurant or steakhouse or something. I pulled in there to wait out the rain. I went inside and the place is really dark and no one is there. It was pretty early, around 6pm, so I didn't understand why it was empty, not even a waiter/waitress was around. I got creeped out so I left. As soon as I turned my engine on the rain stopped and so I made like a tree and got the -blam!- outta there.
A friend of mine was sitting in the passenger seat with his brother and they drive onto Rte. 666. My friend was listening to his Ipod on shuffle mode and when they went onto that road, Highway to Hell started playing.

  • 07.12.2009 2:01 PM PDT

Sorry, double post.

[Edited on 07.12.2009 2:03 PM PDT]

  • 07.12.2009 2:03 PM PDT

Cool stories.


So one time me and some of my buds were walking down a new york city street. We were all drunk out of our minds, we were cracking sex jokes and calling eachother racial slurs. Anyways, we heard a large demonic scream. All of a sudden, master chief came up to us. He was riding the arbiter. He said "boys, give me your money or I'll have my arbiter...well not kill you, but punch you. Make your day really inconvinient HAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHHHhahah". So I stepped up and said "Chief...don't make me angry...you won't like me when I'm angry."


The Chief replied "WUT U GONNA DO WHIET BREDD?/"

Suddenly, I felt an intense feeling of rage take over my body. My skin started turning green, my muscles started popping out, my eyes became bloodshot, and my -blam!- began to shrink. I then popped out of my clothes and mindlessly attacked the Chief. He pulled out his assault rifle and tried to shoot me, but little did he know his bullets were little more then CAREBEARS!!!!! I suddenly got pelted by little cute yellow, pink and purple abominations. The colors were to much for myself to handle. I yelled and looked away in a rage, a huge beast such as me stood little chance against the giant cuteness that was a carebear. In a final sweep, I killed the master chief and broke arbiters neck. But then, the carebears overtook me. I was knocked unconscious after the purple one hit me in the face with a nightstick, and the pink one soaked me in kerosene and lit me in fire.

I awoke in a daze, not knowing what had happened. My friends explained.

Oh yeah, and I saw a ghost.

Creepiest night of my life.

  • 07.12.2009 4:49 PM PDT

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but the only troubling thing is that my room is on the second floor.

Wasn't creepy until this.

  • 07.13.2009 11:21 PM PDT
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A squirrel jumped on me once when I was little.
Ok, ok, yeah, yeah. Big deal. But.....
So my mom and I screamed and the squirrel took off.
But then, we were camping at the time, it came back.
Now my parents were off fishing and I was in the cabin alone (we're pansy campers, yeah). And there's this little hole in the front door. I hear this scratching noise at the door, so I go to look. The squirrel was trying to get into the damn cabin through the hole in the door. Freaked out, I go over and sit at the table, which was by a window. And the stupid squirrel starts running across the -blam!- window sill. I don't remember what happened next. I was..... seven or eight, I think. But I do remember not sleeping that night because you could hear the thing scurrying around outside.

Scared the absolute -blam!- out of me.

EDIT - actually, I don't think I've gone camping since then.........

[Edited on 07.14.2009 12:05 AM PDT]

  • 07.14.2009 12:00 AM PDT

'Κύριε Ἰησοῦ Χριστέ, Υἱὲ τοῦ Θεοῦ, ἐλέησόν με τὸν ἁμαρτωλόν.'

I have a story, it's one my dad told me that happened to him when he was like 6-8 years old. It may be an alien experience. What is the smallest breed of aliens?

Anyway, here is the story.

My dad said that one night, when he was like 6-8years old him, his mom and dad (My grandparents) and my grandpa's brother (My dad's uncle) were driving through the forest real late at night at like 3am. They were all coming home from a camping trip, and they still had like 2 more hours of driving to do to get back into town. But anyway, my grandpa was driving, his brother was in the passenger seat, my grandma was in the back with my dad, you know just to keep him company and help him if he needs anything.

But anyway, they say that something round and metal, like the size of a Basketball, maybe a little bigger came out of no where and started circuling their car and stayed there for a few minutes just following while they drived.

Then after a few minutes it just flew away.

My dad says he is not sure if that was really something unknown that night, because he says my grandpa and his brother were drunk out of their minds that night, and my grandma, the one that wasn't drunk, didn't get a good view of it and ym dad was too young to remember if he seen anything.

Is it possible that that was an alien spacecraft? I really doubt it is because it was too small, but maybe some sort of deployment alien reconaissance camera from a ship maybe? If so what species uses that type of technology?

  • 07.14.2009 5:18 PM PDT

Jim Travis

Ive got one I was at my friends and its night and we're looking up and a couple of minutes later we hear a hum overhead and then we see an object low to the ground it goes about 200 yards away over some tree and it disappered in cloud of smoke (I dont know if it exploded or what.).Anyway it scared the living CRAP out of me .

  • 07.14.2009 7:17 PM PDT

It is the soldier, not the reporter, Who has given us freedom of the press.
It is the soldier, not the poet, Who has given us freedom of speech.
It is the soldier, not the organizer, Who has given us the freedom to demonstrate.
It is the soldier, Who salutes the flag, Who serves beneath the flag,
And whose coffin is draped by the flag

Step 13 1995

5 years old

southern michigan

7:00pm

Saw a light that flew directly over my head, stopped, blinked, and then flew away.

not kidding, it was creepy as hell.

  • 07.14.2009 7:22 PM PDT

Jim Travis

WHAT THE HECK ARE THESE THINGS

[Edited on 07.14.2009 7:28 PM PDT]

  • 07.14.2009 7:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: James008577
WHAT THE HECK ARE THESE THINGS


*cue X-Files intro music, plz*

  • 07.14.2009 9:59 PM PDT
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I had a huge space satalite expunge from my -blam!-

  • 07.14.2009 10:00 PM PDT

-Kweb

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hello!
You: heyy ;)
Stranger: My name is Professor Oak. People call me the Pokemon Professor!
Stranger: This is a Pokemon. We share a world with them. We can make them our partners and grow together.
Stranger: Now, are you a boy or a girl?
You: Girl.
You: But I'd rather be a Charmander.
Stranger: I see... and what was your name, again?
You: Brittany?
Stranger: This is my grandson. You and he have been rivals since you were young!
Stranger: Oh, but what was his name...?
You: I dunno, was it that one I made out with?
You: Or the one who had HIV?
Stranger: Right, I dunno, w! That was it!
You: Oh yeah, that was it!
Stranger: Brittany?, are you ready? Your Pokemon journey starts now!
You: I'm ready. When do we cyber?
Stranger: Hello, Brittany?. I heard I dunno, w was over at Professor Oak's lab. It sounds like there was something important he had to tell you.
You: Where's the YES or NO option./
You: Holy crap you suck,
You: and could you type any slower?
You: Holy -blam!-!
You: You suck!
Stranger: Out there in the grass are wild Pokemon! You shouldn't go out there unless you have a Pokemon partner to protect you!
You: *Walks into the grass.*
Stranger: Out there in the grass are wild Pokemon! You shouldn't go out there unless you have a Pokemon partner to protect you!
You: *Walks back into the grass.*
Stranger: Out there in the grass are wild Pokemon! You shouldn't go out there unless you have a Pokemon partner to protect you!
You: When do I get my first badge -blam!-!
Stranger: Pokemon are so cute! I want a Charmander to keep warm and snuggle with!
You: Nah, Squitles are the way to go.
Stranger: I dunno, w is over at my grandfather's lab. I think he wanted to meet you there.
You: *Heads over to I dunno, w's house.*
You: Hey I dunno, w's Mother!
You: I heard you have a left over map!
Stranger: I dunno, w is over at my grandfather's lab. I think he wanted to meet you there.
You: Head's over to I dunno, w's grandfather's lab.
Stranger: PROF. OAK: Ah, Brittany?, I dunno, w, you're both here finally!
Stranger: I dunno, w: I'm here, gramps, what is it you wanted from me?
Stranger: PROF. OAK: I have a very important task I want the two of you to complete. I need you to go out and collect data on the world's Pokemon.
You: Ok, cya.
You: Can I have my Squirtle now?
Stranger: PROF. OAK: Please select one pokemon to be your partner!
You: Chooses Blastoise
Stranger: Do you want the GRASS Pokemon, BULBASAUR?
You: No, I want the WATER Pokemon, BLASTOISE.
Stranger: Do you want the GRASS Pokemon, BULBASAUR?
You: Screw it, give me Lugia
You: Nah, give me Ho-Oh
Stranger: Give nickname to BULBASAUR?
You: Suicone?
You: [edited]
Stranger: I dunno, w: Alright, I'll choose this CHARMANDER to be my partner!
You: -blam!-, your such a man whore I dunno, w!
Stranger: I dunno, w: Hey, where do you think you're going Brittany?? Now that we have our own Pokemon, let's battle them!
You: Ok! I choose you [edited]
You: [edited Use Vine Whip!
Stranger: CHARMANDER used SCRATCH
Stranger: [edited] used TACKLE
You: Super effective!
You: Critical hit
You: K.O.
You: CHARMANDER fainted!

He then disconnected. I was dissapointed. I thought I would atleast make it to a Ivysaur. :(

EDIT: Vulgar names, I didn't want to get banned.

[Edited on 07.14.2009 10:06 PM PDT]

  • 07.14.2009 10:02 PM PDT

A soldier should never be honored for something that was expected

has any1 had that ghost in halo 2 or 3?

  • 07.14.2009 10:05 PM PDT

Somebody on the Flood Forum told me they were gonna kick me in the nuts, and I started laughing; I have a chair with a swivel and wheels, so I was laughing pretty hard, and I ran my crotch into the desk legs, and sacked myself- I was leaning forward in the chair at the moment.

Im dead serious.

  • 07.14.2009 10:07 PM PDT
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a phantom? haha

but yeah, i would crap my pants, change them, then move to another country

HAHA DATZ FUNNI BUT THE SCAREIST THING DAT HAPPENED TO ME WAS WEN I WAS ON MEEZ AND MY FRIEND CAME ND THE ROOM AND WANTED ME 2 LISTIN TO DIS SONG.I LISTNED AND COME 2 FIND OUT DATZ ITS A SONG BEING PLAYED BACKWARDS.THE LIL WAYNE SONG 'I FEEL LIKE DYING'.IT SOUNDED SCARY AND WEN I GOT OFF I WAS A BIT SHAKEY.SO I GO 2 MY HALLWAY TO GO DOWNSTARIS AND WEN I HIT THE LIGHTS IT BLEW OUT AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THE BAK DORR BUSTED OPEN ND PLUS THE LIGT BULB WAS BRAND NEW.SO I SAT DERE FOR A WHILE AND BACKED AWAY

  • 07.15.2009 5:31 AM PDT

My "e" key dosn't work somtims, so I don't car if you notice.

Posted by: Kwebicloz
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hello!
You: heyy ;)
Stranger: My name is Professor Oak. People call me the Pokemon Professor!
Stranger: This is a Pokemon. We share a world with them. We can make them our partners and grow together.
Stranger: Now, are you a boy or a girl?
You: Girl.
You: But I'd rather be a Charmander.
Stranger: I see... and what was your name, again?
You: Brittany?
Stranger: This is my grandson. You and he have been rivals since you were young!
Stranger: Oh, but what was his name...?
You: I dunno, was it that one I made out with?
You: Or the one who had HIV?
Stranger: Right, I dunno, w! That was it!
You: Oh yeah, that was it!
Stranger: Brittany?, are you ready? Your Pokemon journey starts now!
You: I'm ready. When do we cyber?
Stranger: Hello, Brittany?. I heard I dunno, w was over at Professor Oak's lab. It sounds like there was something important he had to tell you.
You: Where's the YES or NO option./
You: Holy crap you suck,
You: and could you type any slower?
You: Holy -blam!-!
You: You suck!
Stranger: Out there in the grass are wild Pokemon! You shouldn't go out there unless you have a Pokemon partner to protect you!
You: *Walks into the grass.*
Stranger: Out there in the grass are wild Pokemon! You shouldn't go out there unless you have a Pokemon partner to protect you!
You: *Walks back into the grass.*
Stranger: Out there in the grass are wild Pokemon! You shouldn't go out there unless you have a Pokemon partner to protect you!
You: When do I get my first badge -blam!-!
Stranger: Pokemon are so cute! I want a Charmander to keep warm and snuggle with!
You: Nah, Squitles are the way to go.
Stranger: I dunno, w is over at my grandfather's lab. I think he wanted to meet you there.
You: *Heads over to I dunno, w's house.*
You: Hey I dunno, w's Mother!
You: I heard you have a left over map!
Stranger: I dunno, w is over at my grandfather's lab. I think he wanted to meet you there.
You: Head's over to I dunno, w's grandfather's lab.
Stranger: PROF. OAK: Ah, Brittany?, I dunno, w, you're both here finally!
Stranger: I dunno, w: I'm here, gramps, what is it you wanted from me?
Stranger: PROF. OAK: I have a very important task I want the two of you to complete. I need you to go out and collect data on the world's Pokemon.
You: Ok, cya.
You: Can I have my Squirtle now?
Stranger: PROF. OAK: Please select one pokemon to be your partner!
You: Chooses Blastoise
Stranger: Do you want the GRASS Pokemon, BULBASAUR?
You: No, I want the WATER Pokemon, BLASTOISE.
Stranger: Do you want the GRASS Pokemon, BULBASAUR?
You: Screw it, give me Lugia
You: Nah, give me Ho-Oh
Stranger: Give nickname to BULBASAUR?
You: Suicone?
You: [edited]
Stranger: I dunno, w: Alright, I'll choose this CHARMANDER to be my partner!
You: -blam!-, your such a man whore I dunno, w!
Stranger: I dunno, w: Hey, where do you think you're going Brittany?? Now that we have our own Pokemon, let's battle them!
You: Ok! I choose you [edited]
You: [edited Use Vine Whip!
Stranger: CHARMANDER used SCRATCH
Stranger: [edited] used TACKLE
You: Super effective!
You: Critical hit
You: K.O.
You: CHARMANDER fainted!

He then disconnected. I was dissapointed. I thought I would atleast make it to a Ivysaur. :(

EDIT: Vulgar names, I didn't want to get banned.


I enjoyed reading that.

  • 07.15.2009 8:27 AM PDT

A soldier should never be honored for something that was expected

Posted by: forandir
You know what I hate?
When you're asleep and it fells like you're falling and you wake up and you're like "What the hell?.. Was I just falling..?"
Happens to me all the time.


OMG i hate it when that happens!it doesnt happen often to me,but sometimes i feel like i just fell off a building or something then i just jump in my bed.
its scary,yet sometimes fun cuz it feels like im bungie jumping or sky diving,which i really wanna do XD

  • 07.15.2009 3:43 PM PDT
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Right, I forgot about this one.
Once, when I was pretty young, I invited some friends to a sleepover. And this one friend (she's not all the bright upstairs) voted that we rent the Ring. We, also being not very bright upstairs, did and began watching it around 2 in the morning. So we were just watching the Ring and around the time that they watch the seven days video for.... the second time I think, this was a while ago and I'm trying to remember the specifics..... We had turned the volume up really loud because, for whatever reason, the TV and DVD player cables hated each other. Anyways, I accidentally elbowed the remote and changed the channel. Now the TV we were watching it on didn't have a connection to cable at the time, cuz my parents basically used it for VHS, DVDs, and home videos. So BOOM! STATIC!! We all screamed.
Eventually we recovered and continued watching it (after a good, albeit nervous chuckle or two). Once the movie was over, I tried turning the TV off, but I flicked the channel switch again and *insert little girls screaming their heads off*. I quickly hit the off switch for the TV, which produces a loud bang as it powers down and a quick flash of dying light. So, (haha, I'm laughing looking back on this) we all just sat there in our sleeping bags for a while with eyes as big as saucers watching the TV, just waiting for a creepy little girl to crawl out of the screen. Then, less than a foot away, the door to our pantry creaked open.
I know I suck at telling scary stories, but if you can just imagine it........ Traumatic experience!! D:

  • 07.15.2009 7:57 PM PDT