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One time, in my backyard, I was looking for bugs (I was little). I come across this strange creature, which was about the size of a rat, but looked like a tiny baboon with wings (baboon head, with bat-like wings). So, I got a shovel, picked it up, and put it in my bug capture container. Then, I tried hiding it under my bed for study, but then, my mom found out, and she got really pissed that I brought this strange creature into our house. She dumped the whole thing, including the container, in the garbage....
Another strange thing that happened, was that one time, I had a small pet lizard (I have larger ones now, that would eat the prior one for breakfast), and he was really awesome. A fairly large green anole (about 9 inches long; they usually only get about 7 inches long) and one day, he just stopped moving, paused and staring straight at the wall....... He jumps into his pool of water, an dies.......... INSTANTLY I have no -blam!- clue what happened, but HTF does a lizard like that just die instantly from jumping in the water. It was like what happened on that stupid movie "The Happening", where the people go stare into an empty void, start saying stupid calculus -blam!-, and the kill themselves, except this one was instant, and it was a little lizard, instead of a person.........
Then, another strange thing I saw was my bird masterbating on one of his branches (his mate died from over-mating, and eventually, she became eggbound). So he takes his -blam!- activity on inanimate objects..........