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Subject: Creepiest things that have happened to you.

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lol that is funny but that would be scary

  • 07.23.2011 9:34 PM PDT

Well I think its mostly the innocence.You see nothing gets me off more then bright colors and stereotypical female characters.Not to mention I've always wanted to have sex with a horse.Getting off to the copious amounts of Rule 34 for My Little Pony is my way of living out the dream.Plus with the entire fanbase putting out new jerk off material daily its really easy. My personal favorite its the beastiality/incestuous relationship people often write about between Applejack and Big Mac.It really gets me hard.And I though I was weird and a freak but I came to find out I am not alone.Most Bronys who publicly denied allegations of jerking off to cartoon pony -blam!- have confided in me that they visit sites such as Rule 34 and e621 daily in hopes of seeing the latest MlP -blam!-.Im glad to be able to share my fetish with the Bungie community and I hope it gives you some insight into the fandom and more importantly those who follow it.

  • 07.23.2011 9:37 PM PDT

Since you cannot do good to all, you are to pay special attention to those who, by the accidents of time, or place, or circumstances, are brought into closer connection with you.
Augustine of Hippo

I can't prove it, but I can say it.
Stephen Colbert

i am not shawn from youtube, I created this username because I thought it was an unique name but if I could change it I would since it did not belong to me originally

lol wut.

Pedobear

  • 07.23.2011 9:43 PM PDT

*reported for religious discussion*

  • 07.23.2011 9:56 PM PDT

my grandma beat me with a sifilus infested banana on Christmas! then ate my only copy of curing sifilus for dummies! yeah........... im a little bit of a zombie now...... so yeah.

  • 07.23.2011 10:05 PM PDT

Michael Miller

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FOUND IT!!!!!! IF OUND THE STORY!!!!! EVERYONE IN THIS FORUM MUST READ IT!!! IT IS THE SCARIEST STORY YOU WILL EVER READ IN YOUR LIFE!!!!

It is called the fear of darkness and it is required reading

I would like to thank you for making me paranoid....


i also would like to thank you for making me paranoid....

i also would like to thank you for making me paranoid....

I also would like to thank you for making me paranoid....

Wow i'm never going into caves again

  • 07.24.2011 2:59 AM PDT

I had one of my normal zombie dreams and i go outside endup being chased back inside and before she killed me i hit her in the head with a baseball bat and all that happened was her saying "That only works on the fancy plants"

it made no sense...
where the hell is that plant?

  • 07.24.2011 3:22 AM PDT

This just happened a few hours ago....
I was putting on some TF2 skins when I was scrolling through my mods when I found a folder with a rainbow dash skin but there was another folder in the folder. As I opened it a picture of BEN (or that one weird ass statue of link) popped up and I nearly shut off my computer and screamed. And I have you know I just read BEN DROWNED a few hours before that happened and it was 1am.

[Edited on 07.24.2011 3:38 AM PDT]

  • 07.24.2011 3:30 AM PDT

Sooooo ermmmm I dunno. I'm Venomous Ivy, I'm 17, I live in West London, I'm female, I'm a social democrat, I like to draw, and I like to play games more than the healthy person should soooo...ya :p

Well I can't remember this kinda thing well, but it was 8PM last year in the cold English winter. Was walking around in a forested part of a park. Rustling noises coming from everywhere, various strange items strewn around, eerie silence, no birdcalls...

And then my friend jumped from a tree on top of me, scaring the living -blam!- out of me. I think I was scarred for about a week :P

  • 07.24.2011 3:30 AM PDT
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Posted by: STEELFOXxxxx

Posted by: murdazman13
Posted by: DELTA STRIKE
FOUND IT!!!!!! IF OUND THE STORY!!!!! EVERYONE IN THIS FORUM MUST READ IT!!! IT IS THE SCARIEST STORY YOU WILL EVER READ IN YOUR LIFE!!!!

It is called the fear of darkness and it is required reading

I would like to thank you for making me paranoid....

I also would like to thank you for making me paranoid....
I also would like to thank you for making me paranoid....







P.s. shame that there's a limit of 5 quotes per post

  • 07.24.2011 4:40 AM PDT
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I get loads of weird -blam!- happening at my house. Most recent was a couple of days ago when i was lying in bed at about 1 am. I was reading but suddenly the light turned itself off, and then while i was trying to find it, it turned itself on again.

And sometimes at night, i get suddenly cold and it feels like someone is trying to gently pull the covers off me

  • 07.24.2011 4:43 AM PDT

"I am an enforcer man! Don't nothin' go down in my house! This 100% heart baby! Sure, I check a few fools. I give em the pain! But sometimes its about intimidation, though. It's mind games."
-Terry Tate, Office Linebacker

I woke up and saw Herobrine on my balcony, attempting to get into my house.

  • 07.25.2011 11:55 AM PDT

Cool Story bro, tell it again.

I was fishing with my dad and as we got off the dock, I saw a snakes tail and I was like "Daddy,Daddy look a snakes on the dock!" so he looks and we see the tail just zip right off the dock and he was like "Holy crap your right!"


(I was only three at the time.)


And when I was around 2 or 4 I was at a Grateful Dead concert with my mom and there was a picture we took of the concert and I swear to god when I looked at it I saw one the womens head in the picture look right at me. O_o

[Edited on 07.25.2011 12:09 PM PDT]

  • 07.25.2011 12:08 PM PDT

Cool Story bro, tell it again.



And talking about sleepwalking, I sleepwalked up to my wardrobe, open one of it's doors and attemted to pee inside. I was stopped by my brother and my mom...[/quote]
Dude my friend has a little bro and he sleep walked downstairs opened up a closet and pissed in it

  • 07.25.2011 12:15 PM PDT

AXIOS you idiot.

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.

I was walking my dog, when this guy in a wheel chair rides by, giving me this look as he petted his own little dog. Trying to think of more..

  • 07.25.2011 3:52 PM PDT
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This. But how much is fact and how much is fiction?

I put technical stuff into this creepypasta. Can anyone list them accurately?

And here's a preview of the second installment. It might as well be the cover art.

[Edited on 07.26.2011 1:15 AM PDT]

  • 07.26.2011 1:14 AM PDT

I went to Norway for a family gathering.
I went onto the balcony for some air (My family smokes) and I saw a white spiral with a blue tail in the sky. It was so trucking crazy. Nothing I have ever seen.
The weird thing is, it was the day Osama was in Norway for some peace thing.
I have found a video on Youtube here. V

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3m_06G6tYE&feature=relate d

  • 07.26.2011 4:54 AM PDT

Watch This.

My friend Kenney spontaneously combusted yesterday.

  • 07.27.2011 2:09 AM PDT


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I got abducted by a cow and they stuck something in mah butt...

Is your avatar a picture of your face when it happened?

  • 07.27.2011 6:50 AM PDT

For Tru7h and Honor

i thought i saw someone watching me when i was in bed, then it was gone

  • 07.27.2011 6:52 AM PDT

What? People read these?

We used to have a Hotwheels toy that had a shark. When the car drove through the shark, it would knock over a "plank" and the sharks mouth would close. Depending on if the car escaped the shark or not, it would say different things. For example, "Getcha next time!". So anyway, it was late and I was the only one still awake. The toy was in a plastic bin, where it had been for several months. When I walked by it, it said, "Scared? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!" I was young and it freaked me out.

  • 07.27.2011 6:59 AM PDT
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I was home alone during the day, and went up to my room to get my iPod, when I noticed my huge wardrobe door wide open. Because I had literally found out about Slender man and Smile dog the day before I basically shat myself, and walked downstairs slowly.

When my mum got back I asked her if she had opened it and she said she had, but 2 days ago.

So yeah, sleeping is for wussies.

  • 07.27.2011 8:33 AM PDT