- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
One of the people I knew in Brooklyn was pretty funny. One day towards the middle of the summer we were bored as hell, so he got the genius idea to throw eggs at these "little" kids he knew. They were in 4th grade. Anyways, so we were standing on a raised platform (about 12ft high) behind their house and behind a chain-link fence. He called them out, and chucked a few eggs over the fence while spouting a steady stream of curses and insults. He started that annoying "haa-haa-haaAA!" laugh he does sometimes and continued for about 5 seconds. Then an egg flew at the fence, broke on it, and nailed him like a shotgun blast to the face. This continued for a while, until he ran out of eggs. I was standing on the sidelines laughing hysterically the whole time. He sat down to wipe the egg off his glasses, completely forgetting about the egg in his back pocket. So we went back to his place so he could change and get more eggs. When we got back he threw on egg and this 19-year-old runs and and bellows "THAT'S E-F***ING-NOUGH!" and we ran like hell. Later, he still wanted to play with eggs but he didn't have the courage to even cross the Parkway over to where these little kids lived, so he just threw an eggs at one of the cars on the parkway. That was a very bad idea because he could've caused an accident, but luckily it just hit the pavement.
[Edited on 6/8/2004 7:38:04 AM]