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Subject: got stupid friends?
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do you (like moast of the world) have stupid friends? do yuo know a story about someones stupid friends? are you a stupid friend? share your story's here.

  • 06.07.2004 10:02 PM PDT
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My stupid friend is trying to turn me into a whore for middle-aged Japanese women. -blam!- that -blam!- in the ass.

  • 06.07.2004 10:08 PM PDT
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In 2nd or 3rd grade, one of my friends seriously thought he was an alien. He's gotten over that now though. Now he just thinks he has the power of mind control.

But there's this even weirder guy who's not my friend. This dude narrates his own life and talks to himself as often as he breathes, literally. One time I saw him punch himself in the face. But there was this really freaky time in 5th grade where I was in the bathroom alone, and he walks in, goes over to the sink, not knowing I'm in there, and starts talking to himself about a Norweigian long tailed rat (whatever the hell that is). It was freaky and funny at the same time.

  • 06.07.2004 10:09 PM PDT
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Huh?

Would you like to be on Oprah? Wait a minute, that sounds kinda weird...

  • 06.07.2004 10:10 PM PDT
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ceep 'em coming

  • 06.07.2004 10:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: forumrunner
Huh?

Would you like to be on Oprah? Wait a minute, that sounds kinda weird...

post a story about a stupid freind you know

  • 06.07.2004 10:11 PM PDT
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Wow, you don't say! I've got a relative who doesn't get along with himself well. I think he's officially an uncle or somethin'. He goes by two names, both hidden to protect the innocent. He lives in my Grampa's house in a room at the end of a hall and I can hear him fighting with himself sometimes when I stay at that house overnight. That's why I sleep in the shadows behind furniture in the corner of a room.

It's not exactly about stupidity, but it is about 404's post.
I guess I should post something on-topic...

Do you know what happens when you try to torture small creatures by holding them in your hand and pouring hot stuff on them? You get a very small portion of what you rightfully earned. This obviously wasn't a friend of mine, but I consider the above mentioned crazy dude to be a friend, so I posted something about a friend and something stupid that someone did.

[Edited on 6/7/2004 10:42:19 PM]

  • 06.07.2004 10:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: forumrunner
Wow, you don't say! I've got a relative who doesn't get along with himself well. I think he's officially an uncle or somethin'. He goes by two names, both hidden to protect the innocent. He lives in my Grampa's house in a room at the end of a hall and I can hear him fighting with himself sometimes when I stay at that house overnight. That's why I sleep in the shadows behind furniture in the corner of a room.

.....*looks at you suspiciasly*....

  • 06.07.2004 10:22 PM PDT
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Eh. If you haven't heard someone shouting angrily at himself in a big dark house at 03h00, you don't know how creepy it is.

  • 06.07.2004 10:33 PM PDT
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I'll take your word for it.
*yauns* I'm going to bed. good night

  • 06.07.2004 10:51 PM PDT
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My friend almost killed me by closing the garage door just as I was about to walk under it.

  • 06.08.2004 7:27 AM PDT
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One of the people I knew in Brooklyn was pretty funny. One day towards the middle of the summer we were bored as hell, so he got the genius idea to throw eggs at these "little" kids he knew. They were in 4th grade. Anyways, so we were standing on a raised platform (about 12ft high) behind their house and behind a chain-link fence. He called them out, and chucked a few eggs over the fence while spouting a steady stream of curses and insults. He started that annoying "haa-haa-haaAA!" laugh he does sometimes and continued for about 5 seconds. Then an egg flew at the fence, broke on it, and nailed him like a shotgun blast to the face. This continued for a while, until he ran out of eggs. I was standing on the sidelines laughing hysterically the whole time. He sat down to wipe the egg off his glasses, completely forgetting about the egg in his back pocket. So we went back to his place so he could change and get more eggs. When we got back he threw on egg and this 19-year-old runs and and bellows "THAT'S E-F***ING-NOUGH!" and we ran like hell. Later, he still wanted to play with eggs but he didn't have the courage to even cross the Parkway over to where these little kids lived, so he just threw an eggs at one of the cars on the parkway. That was a very bad idea because he could've caused an accident, but luckily it just hit the pavement.

[Edited on 6/8/2004 7:38:04 AM]

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