- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Top 10 reasons why teaching her Halo is a good idea.
10. She now understands why, when you exit the house during the day you scream "ARGGH< THE LIGHT!!!!1111"
9. You can finally show her the greatness of Ginger ale at 4 in the morning.
8. She now understands where all your smart a$$ comments come from: "Hard to run in that skirt, is it?", "You forgot your purse, you sissy!" , and"If you wanna be around for tomorrow, let's get down!"
7. Once you get her hooked it'll be the first time you parents won't mind if she stays at your house all night long.
6. You don't need to fire up Dead or Alive in between games to get rid of your "girl buzz."
5. You can occupy her for hours without actually having to talk to her.
4. The ultimate in multitasking. (next part edited to keep the PG rating intact)
3. Maybe, just maybe , she'll stop talking about her damn gamecube for her cute fuzzy animals for once.
2. You're this much closer to living our your wildest nerd fantasies.
1. Hot girl sitting next to you. Xbox controller in your hand. Playing your favorite game Halo. Do you really need any better reason to teach your girl to game?
-Juager
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