- Pyroteq
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- Exalted Legendary Member
When you have a project due in, Cortana says in your head "We don't have much time!"
When you still don't do your project, Cortana says "we need to start writing NOW!"
You tell your enemies that they can just float and stutter
You respond to insults with "OH, really!"
You buy a gun, thrn feel agitated when the guy who sold you it, didn't keep it loaded.
When you got a really important exam/test, you scream "we're all gonna die"
You become interested in subjects you hated before. (i.e I am getting into physics)
When you answer the telepone with: "Is that you Foehammer?"
When that person hangs up you say to other person: "She's gone, calculating alternative numbers."
You imagine Cortana tells you to destroy your workplace/school, and she suggests using a grenade, or rocket.
You snatch something off someone, and say "your organic lifeform leaves you vunrable too infection."
You try to shoot lights thinking they are Guillty Spark.
You dream of becoming a Flood.
When you score a homerun/goal etc in a sport, and you scream "It was me! It was me!
The Halo disc is jammed in your xbox, and is the only game you can play, and you don't care.
You have wet dreams dreaming about Cortana.
You have made Louis Wu your new God, who only answers to the MC.
You fall asleep during asleep, during a game of Halo, and you don't die, as you know where and when to shoot.
If you are a boss and you say to the people below you, "the workers must not be allowed to leave the installation"
To encourage people to get on with work you say "The work is spreading, we must hurry"
You hum the monitor quotes as you go round inspecting people's work.
You greet people with: Oh! Hello.
When the boss/teacher comes in you shout: "enemy mortar tanks, sighted at my position."
When you beat someone, some people at work/school, and you say: "They gave it their best shot, but they didn't count on running into the biggest bunch of (group name) in town
While working you sundenly shout "Yoo Hah!"
To wake people up, you say "get up, so I can kill you again!"
You attempt to try and taste the snowflakes on aotcr and tb
When an engineer/electrician comes arond, you carry him to the sourcem, and say, "try that terminal there."
When someone wants something off the computer really quick, you respond with "give me a second to access"
When someone turns up you don't want, or risked themselves, you say: "coming here was reckless!"
You overhear guards talking about Halo and its pupose (the ring on the game, not the game itself)
When you see a boat, you expect to stop, as you believe Cortana has disabled the crusier.
You refer to parents of your enemies as spec ops
When you see strange things you yell "What IS THAT lieutenant?!"
579: You have 6 copies of Halo 2 on reserve....justr in case one doesnt get to you.
578:You take your parents car and drive it off a cliff hoping you well come back at the last checkpoint
580: you post on Gamewinners.com, on an old a$ thread in their halo section... all the time.
581: you wish you got to make the 117th and 343rd post in this thread.
582: you cant wait untill you get ot make the 777th post
575: you imagine users on HBO as marines, in the halo engine
574:You have Halo related coffee mugs.
573; You think the coffee on Halo would taste different.
572:You found a new planet and name it Halo
576: you use 343GS quotes in your posts
If you are at this forum at 7:00 am when you should be sleeping
580: you smoke "vitamin c" to stay up so you can play halo. and by "vitamin c" i mean caffine... ...yeah, thats the ticket.
one uses this quote CONSTANTLY: http://halo.bungie.net/images/site/halo/outtakes/audio/stacke r/marine_-blam!-.mp3
559: (i think) Halo makes you have *accidents*
558: You enter your car in a rally race named as Warthog.
566. You get a tatoo that has ANYTHING Halo related. such as "Master Cheif" or "Covie Killa". ...i... would... never get a tattoo like that... :: pulls sleeve down ::
..hehehehe
566: you get addicted to dangerous substances while getting a full on tattoo of an elite getting kicked.... aw, you know the rest.
554. You buy 15 copies of Halo, "just in case." "In case of what?," your friend's ask. To which you reply "Yep."
553: you watch monster movies and wonder how fast the MC could kick the monsters a$ for even trying to eat him.
552.You annoy people with random quotes from 343GS
551.You refer to your girlfriend as Cortana
550.You refer to your enemies as covenant or flood
549.You name your wedding ring "Halo"
548. You know the exact number of flood infection forms in the level 343 Guilty Spark
547. You call your boss/principal Captain Keyes
550-You build a monument as a Halo memorial
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546.You wake up in the middle of the night and hallucinate that your room is covered with human and alien blood
545.You buy a Toyota Four Runner(because of it's name)
544.You change your name to John(MC is John117 as said in HBO)
543. You think onions are the flood infection forms
542.You immediately grab your shotgun/assault rifle when you see onions
541.You refer to your bike/motocycle as "Ghost"
540.You begin to think you're super strong and can flip cars and tanks with your hands
539. You begin to feel sorry for the wife and kids of the alien that you just killed
538: You buy a farm so you can have a grave for every person youve killed in Halo
You run around at night and pretend your friends are the flood and you shine a flashlight at them to see if they back down.
if you print out all of the press scans on hbo, and make your own halo SUPERMAG! (im doing this currently)
536) u take all the posts from ur local "1000 ways to know u are playing halo too much, compile, them into a book/guide, and raise money to support the making of Halo 3 and beyond (and buy all ur friends Halo 2)
535.You paint those Forerunner patterns(the ones inside their structures)inside and outside your house
534.You wonder how the wife and kids of the marine who was turned into the flood would take the news
533.You drive a car/bike/tank(hard to get one of these)off impossible heights and expect it to land(with you) in one piece
532.You start blowing up vehicles because you think that they cannot be destroyed
531.When you call someone(after they picked up the phone or answering machine)you suddenly say "This is fire team Zulu requesting immediate assiatance from any UNSC forces does anyone copy, over.
530.When you kill someone while playing Halo you suddenly use the quotes marines say after they killed an alien
529.You dream/hallucinate that you're being mauled by hundreds of those flood infection forms
528.You begin to hear sounds from the flood infections inside your house's air ducts