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Recently, I was at a fast food drive thru ordering my grub. Also, a group of hard ass teenagers, whose one friend just got their drivers license, were blaring some rap music on a blamitty car stereo system. I look at them, and seriously considered launching a frag grenade under their car. Since I did not have my mouse, I let them go. They were lucky this time.

  • 04.16.2004 3:44 PM PDT
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Well.. wanting to 'nade a bunch of punks is a perfectly sane thought.

  • 04.16.2004 3:45 PM PDT
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nice but plasma sticks LOL

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Lol, you should read this -- 1000 reasons you know your playing Halo too much. Lol, might take a while though :P

  • 04.16.2004 3:47 PM PDT
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At first I thought of a plasma nade, but i wanted it under the car to see it flip. :)

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I would have pistol whipped there stereo. Thats just me though.

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my god, I don't think i am *that* addicted :)

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I would have planted plasma grenades on all my wheels and drove right into the side of their car, right before the grenades exploded, launching them a mile high.

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Posted by: organdonor
my god, I don't think i am *that* addicted :)


Lol, yeah me neither. There was this one time where... well there were many times I wish I could have rocketeded my sister... UGH

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Goodness the people here respond to the topics in a matter of seconds, that is amazing. anywho pistol whipping the stereo sounds amusing but that is what i would have done, hehehe

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Posted by: Wolfy758
Posted by: organdonor
my god, I don't think i am *that* addicted :)


Lol, yeah me neither. There was this one time where... well there were many times I wish I could have rocketeded my sister... UGH


Hey wolfy :) hows it goin. There are way, WAY too many times I which I could plasma my sister. I need to get me a fake one just to calm my anger. muhaha

  • 04.16.2004 3:58 PM PDT
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Personally, i would've just hopped out and emptied a clip of my AR into the hood.

From a distance.

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Posted by: SPARTAN 021
Personally, i would've just hopped out and emptied a clip of my AR into the hood.

From a distance.


I did that to my car to add "speed holes". It didn't work for some reason.

  • 04.16.2004 4:02 PM PDT
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How to 1000 ways you know if you play Halo too much.
Posted: 04-16-2004 06:43 AM
1000 ways you know your playiong halo too much
add your own!
1000-posting this topic...thingy
999-you refer ot your enemies as covenent
998-you dream about cortana...nekked ooh
997-you run into doors in your house, thinking that they will open automatically
996- you use all your money and your parents money to buy a paintball field exactly like battle creek.
995- you blackmail bill gates so he will hire a team of scientists to create 10 mjolnir armor suits so you can play halo for real with your friends.
994- you get on a golf cart and drive around fake shooting ppl.
993- next time your on an airplane, you ask how many mac rounds this brig has, and if we are ready to get out of slipspace.
992-when you buy a tank and a hovercraft, so you can get big air...on the hover...craft and yeah
991. You catch yourself whistling Halo music
990. You catch someone else whistling Halo music
989. You buy Halo soundtrack to ease the pain of that song being in your head all of the time.
988. After a multiplayer lan game, you feel that you're the only one who could truly kill all those covies when they come.
987. You begin to ask your friends to refer to you as Master Chief.
986. You are now convinced that military life is right for you.
985. You go out and buy yo'self a Hummer, the next -blam!-inest thing next to a 'hog.
984. You've seen the legendary ending more than 10 times.
983. You know how to get on top of all the levels.
982. You know how to frustrate your enemy to no end with your "tank firing in the base" tactics.
981. You can't go a day without your precious gamespy.
980. You play a LAN game every weekend.
979-you find yourself beating the pillar of autumn on easy with your eyes closed.
978-you can shoot a plasma pistol as fast as a plasma rifle
977. you use the name of the type of warrior the master chief is as your username everywhere
976. you read the book on the game
975.you start making your on theories about different things in the game
974. you know the full name of all the weapons
973. In a university course on Christian worship when the teacher plays music of a 16th century Gregorian chant all you can think is "they stole that from Halo."
972. you watch your back in fear of the one-hit-back-of-the-head-melee-attack
971. Everytime you blink you can roughly see the center target and the name of your roommates MC flash across your mind.
970. you buy a tank and warthog and to see if you and your friends can blast each other on top of your house, tall buildings, etc.
969. you have more than one copy of Halo (for system link)
968. youve already reserved Halo 2
967. you avoid anything being thrown at you, as fear that it will stick to you and blow up
966. you know the location of every vehicle, healthpack, enemy and weapon in the game
965- You buy the halo soundtrack.
964- You humb the songs from the game.
963- You re-live all of your moments in playing halo when hearing the music.
962- You post on the halo threads...(lol)
961- You paint "warthog" on the side of your jeep.
960- every time you see a war movie, u say "I've dont that in halo but better!!!"
959- you know every single thing that 343 Guilty Spark said, but by listening to it, not by reading it on a site.
957.You can sniper with a shotgun.
956.You terrorize your neighborhood with your loud music playing at 3:00am while playing halo
955- when u go to sleep u hear gunshots and screaming grunts in your head
954- you buy boxers that have pictures of covenant and the MC on them......
953- (my wife swears I did this after a Lan party) you yell "Gotcha" in your sleep.
952.You beat the he!! outa someone who says halo aint the best game
951: you buy a jeep and load a gaint gattling gun on the back
950. you walk over ammo/bullets/paintballs and expect them to automatically load into your gun.
949. Six hours feels like 15 minutes
948. You always have more kills than anyone you're playing with
947. People hate you because of above mentioned kills
946. You've posted a "Halo RPG" thread
945. You're thinking about buying the new Halo toys (oh yeah...they're coming)
944. You call Jason Jones at absurd hours of the night, breathe heavily into the phone while chanting halo2...halo2...halo2...
943. You will lose sleep if Halo: The Movie isn't confirmed soon
942. In console combat, you SWEAR that MC could kick the poop out of Link, Sam Fisher, Solid Snake, and Dante...all at once.
941. You suddenly feel as if you are, in fact, trained to shoot a pistol, rocket launcher, and sniper rifle if called upon to do so.
940. You reach for a shotgun when you hear the weather man report flood warnings for your area
939- you make a "1000 ways you know your playing halo too much" thread on the internet
938- you POST on the "1000 ways you know your playing halo too much" thread from the internet
937- someone mentions a "ghost" in a movie, and you think its about the halo movie.
936- you've already made your OWN halo action figures from a cheese log, poster paint, and a couple of rubber bands
935- you've taken the advice of the cinematics director of bungie's tip on how to wait for halo2: reenact halo1 battles with GI Joes and fireworks... twice
934- you were sent to the hospital after your second halo1 reenactment, and despite doctor warnings, you used your thumbs to play halo
933-- you can pistol whip a hunter on legendary
932.when your buddys don't want to play with you
931.when you draw Halo pictures in class
930.when you brag about how good you are
929. When you drive last 5min on The Maw........Then kill yourself so you can do it again.
928. When you do above said 5min in co-op and race your friend..........then kill each other so you can do it again.
927. Anytime someone says flood you get goosebumps
926. When you find yourself quoting marines
923 - You only plan to do things at night, and dart back in forth in the shadows crouched down and pretending to hold a Sniper rifle, while on the way to buy milk at the grocery store.
922 - You listen to nirvana or system of a down and replace the words with lyrics about halo.......
921. You play halo on lan even if nobody else is there.
920. You beatin halo over 15 times.
919. You dream about being MC.
918. You dress up like MC for halloween.
917. You buy the mobile monitor and play Halo at lunch.
916. You try to bribe the movie theater manager to let you play on the big screen.
915. You burn Halo on disks for back-up in case yours gets to hot and screws up.
914. You bring your memory card to walmart to play there.
913. You put your server name on your business
912. - The biggest kick you get out of youth ministry is having Lan parties on the church's projection screens
911. when you beat the entire pillar of autumn on normal......... using melee only.
910. When you've killed a hunter with rockets, pistol, sniper rifle, shotgun, warthog gun, warthog, scorpion, plasma rifle, plasma pistol, needler, ghost, banshee and melee. (I'm going to kill one with grenades right now).
909. when you stay up till 7am playing multiplayer with your friends. (thats the latest I ever stayed up. Any one else later?)
908. You start to wander how the wife and kids of the alien you just killed will take the news.
907. You sign your school paper as MC by accident.
908. You beat the game on legendary with killing every alien.
907. You use in game footage to make your own Halo-The movie.
906. You record yourself playing Halo and ask your your kids if they wanna watch a movie.
905. You act dumb about Halo just so you can correct people.
904. While playing co-op you talk like you are in the army (YES SIR)
903. Your friend does not.
902. You map out stratagies with the food on your dinner plate.
901. You reinact your favorite battles with your friends.
900. You always say "Man they copied Halo on that part!" while playing other games
899.when you take Halo to school\work and say I'm MC and you have to let me play.
898.when you see a life size grunt picture you ran and hide under the bed.
897. You wander why people stare at you like you are crazy when you prtend to shoot aliens.(::::"haven't you ever played Halo?":::
896. When your turn off Halo, but still see the little red mark when you look at people
895. If you lost your virginity while playing Halo, or thinking about playing Halo
894. If your me
893. If you have had more than 4 Halo related desktops
892. If you can honestly name 1000 things for this list
891. When you hear gun shots, and feel like chanting
890.if you you cant find your copy of halo you threaten to brutally beat the person closest to you until it returns
889.you yell insults at the person when you beat them in split screen
888. You'd rather play Halo than watch the superbowl
887. You mention Halo in your wedding vows ("You are the only thing I love more then Halo")
886.you swear you were wearing big green battle armor killing aliens
885.you swear you heard a computer lady talking inside your green battle armor helm
884.u mistake a cat for a Flood worm thing and run away
883.you hear convent
882.you mistake a plane for the Echo transport
881.you mistake your car for a Warthog
880.you mistake a jet for a Banshee 879 you mistake a bike for a Ghost
878.you call your Best bud Cap. Keys
877.you sneak up on someone and hit him/her in the back of the head with a stick thinking its the Assualt rifle
876.when yo hear the word Guilty you think of 343 Guilty Spark and the almost impossable lvl
875.you hear "Flood" and run to grab your shotgun
874.your me

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873.your posting in this Thred
872.youve got 5 Halo disks and reserved 8 Halo2 disks
871.you say "Where is he?!"
870.you start to go "Whot Wot" (Elite Quote)
869.you quote Grunts
868.you know where everything in the game is..and what there weak agnst
867.you take photos of the game to post on your Halo/Halo2 Site
866.you HAVE a Halo/Halo2 site
865.you post this many ### in a thred about "1000 reasons why you play Halo to much" Thred
864.your mental insane or depresed
863.your a game freak
862.you build your own Warthog that runs like a dream come true (and has turret and base and all that)
861.you hire 100 Marines and send them to look for "The Flood"
860.you dream of being in Cryo Stasis
859.you see gun flashes,grenades,plasma stuff,and Flood wherever you go
858.you imagine what being a Flood whould be like
857.you swear you see a HP and Shield bar in the top right of your vision
856.you join the Military because of Halo
855.you say "Lets go Marines the Core aint payin us by the hour!"
854.you have Halo pictures in everywhere in your House so you dont forget to play
853.you take a sick day off work when your not sick
852.you dream of being the Insane guy on the lvl where you 1st meet the Flood
851.you think you have a Plasma shield,your 2 ft tall and can kill something 2x your size
850.you sneak into a nuckler silo and launch it into outer space to stop the Convent
849. You rate every other game on a scale of "1 to Halo"
848. when you drive people insane by sniping them out of their moving 'hog from across the map
847. when you actually know your way around Chiron TL-34
846. whenever you throw something you yell "Frag out!"
845. when you actually carry a pistol and assault rifle
844. when you make your own MA5b from a super soaker, cardboard, a flashlight a lot of duct tape and some black paint
843. when you lie awake at night thinking of strategies. ("Well, what if I grabbed the pistol instead of the......)
842. when you lose sleep over multiplayer losses. ("How could I have missed!?!?)
841. when your friends and family call you "Halo-man"
840. when you've written a book on overcoming your halo addiction.
839. when you haven't done anything your book says.
838. when you've had your X-Box controller surgically attached to your hands
837. when you have your family feed you (your hands are now a X-Box controller, remember? and who would want to stop playing to eat anyway?)
836.when you've had a hose attached to your body so you dont have to get up and go to the bathroom
835. when all your friends have had hoses attached to.
834. when you refer to little kids as grunts ("go away you little grunt")
833. when you wonder how MC goes to the bathroom. ("Help! My vacuum seal is stuck!") ("Close your eyes Cortana") ("I don't care how many are coming, I have to go")
832. You forget how to turn off your X-Box.
831. You know what "Wort, wort, wort!" means. (November 2002 EGM page 238)
830. you beat the entire POA on legendary using only a plasma pistol
829. You got 80 kills on your friend and he has 50 and then you say "HA you amateur" (never personally happened, but i suppose its possible"
828. You have learned to see stealth/invisible elites/players thru a sniper scope (my friend can do this)
827: You cover all your clothes is Sticky Fabric, Get a pal to throw those Sticky balls at you, and run around Screaming "Get it of, Get if Off Arggh!!" imitating a grunt.
826: You Hand sow a grunt Costume
825: You Invent The Plasma Grenade
824: You Never Lose a Multi-player Game and can beat all your mates at the same time
823:You Start sleep walking while dreaming your the MC And when you wake up everyone on your street is dead.
822. You believe losing is not an option and wont stop doing anything even if you have to "revert" 100 times
821: You punch cars expecting them to start up, ready to drive away
820: Your afraid to put something down, just incase someone comes inside and catches you "unarmed"
819. you named your computer 'cortana'
818. You start to take showers in luke warm water.
817. You you think you here a voice say "Keep your head down theres two of us in here remeber"
816. You record your self playing Halo, upload it to your computer and e-mail it to people as "The best possible way to beat a mission
815. When You have a custom made controller.
814. When you see a blue light you ran away.
813. When you here a monkey and think it's a grunt.
812.When you see the army training you say I can do better I have done it on Halo.
811: When you get slagged by mates about saying stuff like "I hit a moving target!"
810: Making a battle plan with mates or siblings
809: Getting artheristis from the rumble in the pad from all the times you crashed your warthog
808: When you say "how did I miss?" in bed.
807: The Covanent are real people, grunts are kids, Elites are tall men and Hunters are your boss.
806:You think there are voices all around the house.
805: Viruses are badly disguised Flood
804: Give it a Valentines, mailed and all.
803: Think that areoplanes may be Covenant spacecraft
802: Convert your 4x4 to a warthog
801: Play paintball with your dogs dressed up as grunts and flood
800: You buy multiple copies of Halo in case one breaks,memory cards if data is erased of your perfect character and even extra Xbox just in case something happens.
799: You can play the game in any language.
798.You spend three hours in split screen jumping the scorpian tank turret.
797.On silent cartographer, everytime you pass the drop- off cliff in a wart hog you turn sharply and pull i 360.(i do )
796: you call ur boss sarge
795: you make a capture the flag game for your whole neighbor hood, with automatic paintball guns, that resembles longest.
794: Rebuild the house to the brig of the Pillar of Autumn.
793: You take steroids till you can flip your hummer in one swift throw.
792:You expect overhead planes to drop you a warthog
791: You turn your bed into a Sleeping Chamber (WHATS IT CALLED?!?!!?)
790: Your labels now read Master Chief
789:You know all the Grunt and Marine quotes and blurt them out for no reason at unusual times
787: When you copy the halo soundtrack and listen to it on your dikman at work/school
786: You can make every character perfectly out of lego
785: When you write on your CV that you finished 17 times on legendery
784.your most commonly used insult is grunt
783.You strart calling your mom a hunter
782.Youv sent a application to the marines
781.You ask your dad if you can take out a warthog out for a spin.
780.You ask your dad for a banshee
779.You start buying weopons
778.you buy armor
777(wow cool number): you have burned 6 cds full of halo gameplay movies
776: you have 300 megabytes of halo wallpapers and pictures in "my pictures"
775: every file in my pictures is halo related
774: you have a copy of every single fan fic posted by hbo in a HUGE folder on your computer.
773: Your friends call you a Halo "glitch monkey"
772: your friends belive who-ever is on your team wins
771: you cant go a day without happening to have something thats like Halo "hey, this is like that bit on Halo"
770: You begin to think the enemies are smarter in easy, as they run away more often
769: You buy a simulater so than you can feel what its really like to drive a warthog.
768:You have a full recipe book on 'Covenant Stew' and 'Grunt Wings'
766. if you make a radio controlled warthog
765. if you make a radio controlled banshee
764. if you put a lot of plastic on your bike to make it look like a ghost.
763. The only challenge you can get in multiplayer is playing 3 on one team (or more, depending on your setup) and yourself on your own team.
762. the only reason you watch saving private ryan is to laugh at tom hanks struggling, when you killed all of the covies in the first part of sc within like 2 minutes.
761: You steal an F16 and convert it to a Banshee
760: Halo is mentioned in your English essays.
759. When you post on here at school/work
758. You jump off buildings frantically switching weapons to minimise the damage incurred on landing
757. It worked
756. Pretty much the only reason you go oline is to check this forum
755. You act like you do this to your t.v. when you play the game
754. When your computer boots up (or when you log on) it it plays the commercial line "Halo Combat Evolved"
753. You run backwords while playing paintball so someone can come back.
752:Yuo hit a cripple to death and expect him to appear in front or behind you at full health
751. you kill the marines just to get them out of your way
750. you run expecting to be able to jump over rocks that are 5 feet high and then you smack the ground
749. you get so confused when you dont use your thumbs to play a fps on your computer
748. you find yourself losing friends over your halo gta fights.
747--your multiplayer weapon of choice is the butt of any gun
746--you deliberately choose the brightest color in multiplayer to help the other guys see you
745--you consider "screen cheating" to be a crime punishable by death
744- You don't bother catching the elevator because you think you'll appear on it once your friend has reached a certain height
743- When you write an autobiogrophy 75% of it is about you playing Halo.
742-Next two will be used to fill
741-Next two will be used to fill
740-u make ur son or daughter dress up like a grunt for halloween, and u dress up like MC.
739-u modify ur firearms to look like the halo weapons.
738-u have a copy of halo sterilized, and cased.
737-u try to talk a small, afraid child at toys R us, into buying an xbox, instead of PS2.

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Oh gawd... please don't post all of it lol!

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When you have a project due in, Cortana says in your head "We don't have much time!"

When you still don't do your project, Cortana says "we need to start writing NOW!"

You tell your enemies that they can just float and stutter

You respond to insults with "OH, really!"

You buy a gun, thrn feel agitated when the guy who sold you it, didn't keep it loaded.

When you got a really important exam/test, you scream "we're all gonna die"

You become interested in subjects you hated before. (i.e I am getting into physics)

When you answer the telepone with: "Is that you Foehammer?"

When that person hangs up you say to other person: "She's gone, calculating alternative numbers."

You imagine Cortana tells you to destroy your workplace/school, and she suggests using a grenade, or rocket.

You snatch something off someone, and say "your organic lifeform leaves you vunrable too infection."

You try to shoot lights thinking they are Guillty Spark.

You dream of becoming a Flood.

When you score a homerun/goal etc in a sport, and you scream "It was me! It was me!

The Halo disc is jammed in your xbox, and is the only game you can play, and you don't care.

You have wet dreams dreaming about Cortana.

You have made Louis Wu your new God, who only answers to the MC.

You fall asleep during asleep, during a game of Halo, and you don't die, as you know where and when to shoot.

If you are a boss and you say to the people below you, "the workers must not be allowed to leave the installation"

To encourage people to get on with work you say "The work is spreading, we must hurry"

You hum the monitor quotes as you go round inspecting people's work.

You greet people with: Oh! Hello.

When the boss/teacher comes in you shout: "enemy mortar tanks, sighted at my position."

When you beat someone, some people at work/school, and you say: "They gave it their best shot, but they didn't count on running into the biggest bunch of (group name) in town

While working you sundenly shout "Yoo Hah!"

To wake people up, you say "get up, so I can kill you again!"

You attempt to try and taste the snowflakes on aotcr and tb

When an engineer/electrician comes arond, you carry him to the sourcem, and say, "try that terminal there."

When someone wants something off the computer really quick, you respond with "give me a second to access"

When someone turns up you don't want, or risked themselves, you say: "coming here was reckless!"

You overhear guards talking about Halo and its pupose (the ring on the game, not the game itself)

When you see a boat, you expect to stop, as you believe Cortana has disabled the crusier.

You refer to parents of your enemies as spec ops

When you see strange things you yell "What IS THAT lieutenant?!"
579: You have 6 copies of Halo 2 on reserve....justr in case one doesnt get to you.

578:You take your parents car and drive it off a cliff hoping you well come back at the last checkpoint
580: you post on Gamewinners.com, on an old a$ thread in their halo section... all the time.
581: you wish you got to make the 117th and 343rd post in this thread.
582: you cant wait untill you get ot make the 777th post
575: you imagine users on HBO as marines, in the halo engine
574:You have Halo related coffee mugs.
573; You think the coffee on Halo would taste different.
572:You found a new planet and name it Halo
576: you use 343GS quotes in your posts
If you are at this forum at 7:00 am when you should be sleeping
580: you smoke "vitamin c" to stay up so you can play halo. and by "vitamin c" i mean caffine... ...yeah, thats the ticket.
one uses this quote CONSTANTLY: http://halo.bungie.net/images/site/halo/outtakes/audio/stacke r/marine_-blam!-.mp3
559: (i think) Halo makes you have *accidents*
558: You enter your car in a rally race named as Warthog.
566. You get a tatoo that has ANYTHING Halo related. such as "Master Cheif" or "Covie Killa". ...i... would... never get a tattoo like that... :: pulls sleeve down ::
..hehehehe
566: you get addicted to dangerous substances while getting a full on tattoo of an elite getting kicked.... aw, you know the rest.
554. You buy 15 copies of Halo, "just in case." "In case of what?," your friend's ask. To which you reply "Yep."

553: you watch monster movies and wonder how fast the MC could kick the monsters a$ for even trying to eat him.
552.You annoy people with random quotes from 343GS
551.You refer to your girlfriend as Cortana
550.You refer to your enemies as covenant or flood
549.You name your wedding ring "Halo"
548. You know the exact number of flood infection forms in the level 343 Guilty Spark
547. You call your boss/principal Captain Keyes
550-You build a monument as a Halo memorial
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546.You wake up in the middle of the night and hallucinate that your room is covered with human and alien blood
545.You buy a Toyota Four Runner(because of it's name)
544.You change your name to John(MC is John117 as said in HBO)
543. You think onions are the flood infection forms
542.You immediately grab your shotgun/assault rifle when you see onions
541.You refer to your bike/motocycle as "Ghost"
540.You begin to think you're super strong and can flip cars and tanks with your hands
539. You begin to feel sorry for the wife and kids of the alien that you just killed
538: You buy a farm so you can have a grave for every person youve killed in Halo
You run around at night and pretend your friends are the flood and you shine a flashlight at them to see if they back down.
if you print out all of the press scans on hbo, and make your own halo SUPERMAG! (im doing this currently)
536) u take all the posts from ur local "1000 ways to know u are playing halo too much, compile, them into a book/guide, and raise money to support the making of Halo 3 and beyond (and buy all ur friends Halo 2)
535.You paint those Forerunner patterns(the ones inside their structures)inside and outside your house
534.You wonder how the wife and kids of the marine who was turned into the flood would take the news
533.You drive a car/bike/tank(hard to get one of these)off impossible heights and expect it to land(with you) in one piece
532.You start blowing up vehicles because you think that they cannot be destroyed
531.When you call someone(after they picked up the phone or answering machine)you suddenly say "This is fire team Zulu requesting immediate assiatance from any UNSC forces does anyone copy, over.
530.When you kill someone while playing Halo you suddenly use the quotes marines say after they killed an alien
529.You dream/hallucinate that you're being mauled by hundreds of those flood infection forms
528.You begin to hear sounds from the flood infections inside your house's air ducts

  • 04.16.2004 4:04 PM PDT
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sorry that's all I got...

  • 04.16.2004 4:05 PM PDT
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Wow, 1000 reasons. I don't know how you could have the life to do that. It's just basically like writing an Essay.

  • 04.16.2004 4:22 PM PDT
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I know i've played too much halo when:
I start dreaming about Cortana
I have dreams that I am the 7-foot tall Master Chief
I start calling my work laptop Guilty Spark because it tricks me all the time
I start calling my cat Yay Yap the Cat
During a conversation I call my car a Warthog
I am hunting I ask buddy to hand me my S2 Rifle
I pray to my Halo shrine every day(Just kidding!).

Okay, I'll stop.

[Edited on 4/16/2004 4:31:15 PM]

  • 04.16.2004 4:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: Suge Knight
Wow, 1000 reasons. I don't know how you could have the life to do that. It's just basically like writing an Essay.


Seriously, there are limits. I hate it when people post freaking novels on posts.
Oh, by the way, how good is Battlefield Vietnam?

  • 04.16.2004 4:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: doesitmatterno
Oh, by the way, how good is Battlefield Vietnam?


Its awesome :D

  • 04.16.2004 4:40 PM PDT
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thats okay. ive tried to shoot my dog when she messes me up(in the game)

  • 04.16.2004 6:15 PM PDT
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I think we are all that addicted if we are posting about being addicted to HALO. By the way, i own all three books and the soundtrack. hellz yaa!

  • 04.16.2004 6:22 PM PDT