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Subject: 1001 ways to kill a grunt

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

ok now try to think up the oddest and funniest ways to kill a grunt like this


1) paint a grenade like an apple and give it to him let the grunt do the rest

oh yes lets try to get to 1001

  • 12.22.2004 5:05 AM PDT
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1001, okay let's try.

2) Take away his mask, point at him and laugh as he collapses on the floor in a heap.

3) Smack him in the groin with the end of your Shotgun.

4) Castrate him with the Energy Sword.

5) Feed him to some hungry puppies.

6) Call him names and drive him to suicide.

7) Give him a Ghost for crimbo with a Tac-Nuke inside (;D).

  • 12.22.2004 5:35 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

8) give him a code to crack... the code is to disarm the HAVOC nuke right behind him (dont tell him though)

  • 12.22.2004 5:38 AM PDT
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9) Make him arm wrestle the MC.

  • 12.22.2004 5:54 AM PDT
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10) Drop a Nova in it's pocket.
11) Suffocate him while he's asleep.

[Edited on 12/22/2004 5:54:52 AM]

  • 12.22.2004 5:54 AM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

12) Send him to New Mombasa

  • 12.22.2004 5:55 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

13) send him to the star trek universe (sorry MC's bro i couldnt resist)

  • 12.22.2004 5:59 AM PDT
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14) very slowly
15) put a scratch and snif sticker at the bottom of a pool

  • 12.22.2004 6:57 AM PDT
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Take him to a sumo wrestler bar when he is drunk and angry. Grunt pancakes galore!

  • 12.22.2004 7:02 AM PDT
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17) Poke him in the eyes.

18) Make him eat some cow testacles, over and over again for several hours.

  • 12.22.2004 7:23 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

these are getting good keep it up

  • 12.22.2004 7:28 AM PDT

Hail the SI. Keep It Clean

20( Let him be friends with a Flood spore.

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21) Burn it
22) Gouge out its eyes and hang it by its thumbs until all the brain fluid runs out.

  • 12.22.2004 8:32 AM PDT

Hail the SI. Keep It Clean

23) Make it eat Plasma Gernades for the rest of its life.

  • 12.22.2004 9:01 AM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

24) Play soccer with it........................ Using corvettes and rocket launchers.

  • 12.22.2004 9:03 AM PDT

Hail the SI. Keep It Clean

25) Play baseball with it and make sure it is the ball.

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26) use the flame thrower
27) use FUDGE as a cohesive and plug a radiator hole with him
28) find it rice and watch it explode

  • 12.22.2004 9:23 AM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

29) Oh, the many uses of Ex-Lax......

  • 12.22.2004 9:25 AM PDT

Hail the SI. Keep It Clean

30( Paint a Nuclear Bomb like a Flood combat Form and give the Grunt a gun.

  • 12.22.2004 9:31 AM PDT
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31) beer lots and lots of beer

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32) strap it to the under-side of a bull, slap the bull on the backside, and watch it go!

  • 12.22.2004 10:40 AM PDT
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33. Deprive him of his nipples... # 33

[Edited on 12/22/2004 10:43:42 AM]

  • 12.22.2004 10:42 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

34) aahh the plain ol' shoot him

[Edited on 12/22/2004 10:45:58 AM]

  • 12.22.2004 10:44 AM PDT

"My knee is bleeding, can I have a bandaid?" "Today its your knee, and in 10 years it'll be your wrists, why are you making this my problem?"

Do this again and I'll brand your ass with the banning prod

35) Eat its brains.

  • 12.22.2004 10:53 AM PDT